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What is a time your pet has genuinely surprised you. by scruffy01in AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

I've got a big-ass outdoor cat named Steve, who is a bit of a dick, but also a genius (think Good Will Hunting). Whenever he is outside and wants to come in he picks at the screen on the window of whatever room we are in.

What he did that surprised me the most though was one time when he wanted to go outside. I was in the kitchen making dinner and he started meowing at me so I followed him to the door. I felt like being a pain in the ass and kept telling him "I don't know what you want steve!"

At one point it got to "OH! You want to go outside? Fuck. I forgot how to open the door..."

Sure as shit, the second I said it, he stood up on his hind legs and started pawing at the doorknob as though he was trying to grip and turn it. Bricks were shat.

Shopping today, found this green jacket. I like it, but so far everyone says it's a disgusting color. Are they right? by greenjacketguyin malefashionadvice

[–]nerdofnerds 54 points55 points ago

I know dick about clothes.

What I do know is that your wallpaper is fucking awesome.

Hey Reddit, what's your best "I got fired on the spot" story? by hjelpmein AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

This time of year? They'd fucking love you.

So, how many of you are DIY mechanics or love doing the labour on your cars? What are some of your tools? by brownmagicianin Autos

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

When I was rebuilding the engine for my truck I was always amazed at my buddy's dad's ability to catch a bolt or nut mid-air. I usually just try to back away slowly and watch where it goes. That guy never let something hit the ground.

Someone needs to invent a large electromagnet that goes in an engine bay that turns on at the utterance of the word "Fuck!"

The Top 10 High-End Douchebag Cars - What's on your list? by Ryan911Tin Autos

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

I've got to ask...Why a prius and not a VW diesel?

Men of reddit. What was your worst "Oh god, I have a boner." moment? by F_E_M_Ain AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

For the past five years I have wanted to start a coffin making business and call it mourning wood.

What is the dumbest question someone has asked you under serious circumstances? by secaedelcieloin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 2 points3 points ago

Not mine but my lady friend's from about a month ago.

Chick at work: "What day is Black Friday on this year?"

Lady friend: "...you mean what date is it on?"

Chick at work: "No, I'm hoping it falls on a Saturday so I won't have to work."

Lady friend: ಠ_ಠ

That's right folks, Black Friday, on a Saturday.

This changes everything... by kidinschoolin WTF

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

So, why aren't cars painted with this stuff yet?

Reddit--What's your worst (or best) drunken photo of yourself? by TheSpiffySpacemanin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

"You want some of this, bitch?!"

Good morning, Reddit. What are your tips for waking up earlier or becoming more alert in the morning? by rjromeroin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 95 points96 points ago

Food then adderall then coffee then oh dear God this calculus homework is fascinating!

What is the funniest thing you got in trouble for doing in school? by Tahiriv1in AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

Last day of school at a christian grade school. I think it was 5th grade (my last year there because all but one and a half teachers I had were nucking futs). I decided to do something "crazy" for the last day and color my hair orange with some of that neon hair gel stuff. Another kid decided to join in by using a magic marker on his hair. I was sent to the principal halfway through the day because I was "drawing attention away from God and to myself".

tl;dr I started an anti-christian cult of children with colored hair.

What is something that will immediately ruin your day no matter how well it's going? by upvotesforalllin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 5 points6 points ago

Most auto parts stores have code readers that will plug in to just about any vehicle newer than 1990. They will read the fault code for free so you can figure out what exactly is wrong and possibly reset it so it shuts up.

What is the most mind-numbingly dumb thing anyone has done or said in your presence? by TheTaoOfBillin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

"I really hope Black Friday falls on a Saturday this year. I'm not available so I wouldn't have to work!"

A) You work Black Friday regardless of availability or not.

B) WHAT?!

Have to replace headgasket on 2001 Prelude. Any tips or suggestions? by poserkidsrusin Autos

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

Do NOT, under any circumstances, fuck up the timing. If it is off one tooth it won't run right, if it's off several teeth you will grenade the motor.

When you torque the head bolts, mark each one off on a sheet. When I did my head gasket I had to warm up the motor for 20 minutes then torque all the bolts 30 degrees. I had a moment of panic when I forgot which one I had done last and thought I had screwed the pooch.

Take lots and lots of pictures and label every last damned bolt as clearly as possible. If possible, arrange everything in the sequence of how it came off and number each item so when you're putting it all back you can just go in reverse.

Good luck!!

I have reason to believe that someone is going to break into my house. What should I do? by jawdawin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 15 points16 points ago

Why don't you buy a gu-

gypsy activity

Oh...right...Europe...Go get a broken bottle?

VR6, anyone? by Novuxin Autos

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

Ah, makes sense. I really wish we could legally run euro plates in the US. Our license plates are unnecessarily fugly.

What is the one thing, in your opinion, that no one should be ignorant of? by rufdiedorkanin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

Everyone who drives a car damned well better be able to change a tire and jump start it. It really isn't as hard as you are trying to make it. Also, being a woman is not an excuse to not know how to change a tire. You'll probably get dirty and it won't be fun but at least you won't be getting raped in the ditch while someone drives their (probably very annoyed) ass out to change it for you.

VR6, anyone? by Novuxin Autos

[–]nerdofnerds 1 point2 points ago

Hold the phone...Don't people usually put the euro plate on but keep the DOT plate in the windshield so as not to upset the piggies? What gives?

You unexpectedly time-travel to 1985. You have no way back, ever. What do you do? by liferebootdotcomin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

Why not just bring the wall charger and not have to dick around with it?

How I spent my evening. Wife spilled milkshake between seat and console. by Hoodlinerin Autos

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

Where did you hide the body?

Is community college worth it? by LookingBleakin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 0 points1 point ago

It also can save to a ton of time and make things less stressful. The local community college here offers tons of classes online and most of the other stuff is fairly flexible.

You unexpectedly time-travel to 1985. You have no way back, ever. What do you do? by liferebootdotcomin AskReddit

[–]nerdofnerds 322 points323 points ago

Download wikipedia, bring wall charger.

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