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Traveler arrested in San Diego for 'failure to complete security process'... by themightygoochin OperationGrabAss

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If this post makes it to the front page I'll donate over 9000 dollars to the cancer that is killing /b/ by Redfelin circlejerk

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Someone already made a thread on this, here.

If this post makes it to the front page I will give money to some charity. by akseitzin circlejerk

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Someone already did a thread on this here.

Traveler arrested in San Diego for 'failure to complete security process'... by themightygoochin OperationGrabAss

[–]mvoccaus 14 points15 points ago*

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Hi, the following is not legal advice and is for entertainment purposes only.

The TSA is a federal government agency. They do not have any codes or policies regarding audio or video recording so long as such audio or video recording does not interfere with the security screening process.

San Diego International Airport is in the county of San Diego and is subject to the codes and policies of the San Diego County Regional Airport Authority. That is the agency that is prohibiting recording. The code in question is located at http://www.san.org/documents/corp_serv/Codes/Article%207/Code%207.14%20Filming.pdf . Under that code, no pictures, video, or audio can be taken anywhere at the facility or of the facility. If you sent your friend a picture message from your phone at the airport letting him or her know you arrived safely, you are in violation of the code under the letter of the law. Shit, using your cell phone at the airport is a violation of the code. That's not the spirit (intent) of the law, but that is the letter (literal interpretation) of the law.

However, the United States Constitution does not recognize cities or counties, it only recognizes states. In other words, any municipality or sub-state agency inherits from the state their power and abilities to create laws in their jurisdiction. However, because of this rule of inheritance, and because of the incorporation doctrine of the 14th amendment of the Constitution, your Bill of Rights applies to every level of government: Federal, State, County, Regional, Municipal, etc.

But that only applies to government agencies. Some airports are privately owned. In which case, they set the rules. They can take away your cameras, prohibit any sort of talking, and require everyone to be naked in the terminal and prohibit clothing altogether. However, San Diego International Airport is publicly owned, so all your Bill of Rights still apply. Therefore, there's a Constitutional conflict of SAN Airport banning the capturing of audio or video if any kind because it is so vaguely written and encroaches on the freedom-of-the-press clause of the 1st Amendment of the Constitution. In all likelihood, the law is unenforceable it its current form and could be nullified in a Federal court.

Also, a quick word on 7.01 of the aforementioned code. "Failing to complete the security process" is not mentioned anywhere in that code. In only mentions the conditions in which no person shall enter upon the sterile, restricted or limited access areas at the Facilities, or any Security Identification Display Area at the Facilities. Sterile, restricted access, and limited access areas are areas that are past the security screening area. If you refuse, at the security screening area to consent to a search, you have the right to turn around and leave the airport. In fact, no matter where you go in the country, you are the one who always gives the consent to someone else (i.e., a government agency) to conduct a search of your person and you always have the right to choose the conditions and scope of such search, and you always retain the right to revoke that consent at any time so long as nothing illegal has already been found on your person. The only exception is upon entering the country from outside the country or if there is a warrant or probable cause. Now, if the airport doesn't agree with your scope of the search (i.e., you only want to be x-rayed), the airport can decide you don't get to fly. They can require your consent to certain procedures a condition of flying. But your refusal to consent to those searches IS NOT ILLEGAL. You are protected under the 4th Amendment of the Constitution. You can not get prosecuted for invoking your Constitutional rights. Once you invoke those rights, say, at SAN Airport, you have the right to leave. You are free to leave. You may even be required to leave the airport. If you are being detained, it is being done illegally.

Keep in mind that most of the TSA agents would struggle, with great difficultly, at managing the front register of a Taco Bell should they ever be reassigned to doing so. That being said, if you are being detained and you know it's illegal, don't yell, "You can't detain me bitches, that's against the law" and become a loudmouthed idiot and start running away from the police. Remember, the term Law Enforcement Officer is a misnomer. The law is enforced in a courtroom under impartial adjudication of a judge and a jury of your peers. So don't be stupid at the airport. And also, don't be your own lawyer. Go get your own lawyer. If your case is strong enough, he/she/they can represent you at no cost and subsequently help you seek damages (money) from the agency that tried, unlawfully, to prosecute you. And of course, you hear this a million times over, but it's the truth. You have a right to a speedy trial, you have a right to habeas corpus (to be brought before a judge ASAP after you are arrested), and most importantly, if you cannot afford an attorney, you will be appointed a public defender for free.

I hope you enjoyed this story, which is not legal advice, is not from a lawyer, is not establishing a attorney-client relationship with anyone, and is for entertainment purposes only.

Will the really real programmers please stand up? by anti-heroin programming

[–]mvoccaus 3 points4 points ago

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I started at my company as an administrative assistant, aka, secretary. I picked up phones and transferred calls, and occasionally made copies on the copy machine. I had a lot of free time, so I learned basic automation scripts like AutoIT to make my job easier, then I downloaded a WAPP distribution and learned PHP from scratch, starting at "Hello World" all the way to installing custom PECL repositories, using memcached, querying databases, using SOAP and XML to get data from other places, etc. I did all that without ever taking a class on PHP. I just started at the beginning of the manual on php.net until I reached the end. I then proceeded on to learning a lot C# the same way. I've doubled my salary since then and now I do R&D for the company.

TLDR: I never took a class on programming but I did read the entire manual. It was worth it.

Hourglass traffic light by guaranteedolphinsin pics

[–]mvoccaus 1 point2 points ago

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You wouldn't appreciate it if it made your commute longer. That's the whole point I'm trying to make. Who wouldn't enjoy knowing how much time they have left? Especially with some cool eye-candy animations? UAE, ROC, and PRC are three countries that have tried the countdown lights and all the studies show that there's not one benefit in having them. Not one.

That maximum time proposition? I believe it was Taiwan that tried that. The problem was people took that at face value and then bothered not to pay attention to the light until the estimated the time was up.

A solid countdown set to some arbitrary limit? You can no longer coordinate traffic. Newer traffic control systems are integrated with all the intersections in the region and are fluid. They coalesce traffic together and line up all the lights green so more cars can go through. Traffic control centers can adjust this to meet with traffic levels. If you are forced to commit to a certain time, you are bound by it. Maybe this light should be 20 seconds this time, or 40 seconds, we have to commit to something. The best traffic systems work with they can change on-demand.

There's absolutely no reason to have a countdown other than for pedestrians. Arbitrary time limits hurt traffic, not help it. 'Estimates' and 'Maximum Times' hurt traffic, not help it. Also, it's big fucking waste of money. You can actually coordinate traffic signals for cheaper.

Hourglass traffic light by guaranteedolphinsin pics

[–]mvoccaus 6 points7 points ago

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With all due respect, what's the fucking point of a countdown, then? There is something that prevents a countdown from jumping to 3: the definition of countdown itself. If a countdown just jumps from 30 to 3, that's not a countdown. What you're left with is just have some random, unreliable, eye-candy designed by some computer art student lacking a civil engineering background.

Hourglass traffic light by guaranteedolphinsin pics

[–]mvoccaus 28 points29 points ago

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COUNTDOWNS ARE BAD! THEY CREATE MORE TRAFFIC.

I am absolutely shocked at how many people here actually think this is cool because it means those people haven't spent any time thinking about it.

The problem with the countdown is that you have to commit to it. Imagine coming up to a red light and having it take longer to turn green because there's a countdown for current flow of traffic even if there aren't any cars. Notwithstanding the pedestrian crossing countdown, traffic lights work best when they don't have to commit to some retarded and arbitrary timeframe. Oh look, there's a car coming, there's no one else around, let's turn the light green NOW so he can continue on through. That's how the latest fiber-optically linked and coordinated traffic lights work in the cities that are implementing them.

IMA TSA Transportation Security Officer, AMA by TSA_for_libertyin IAmA

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Why do the words and letters keep having to that thing that they're doing? AGHH

Ron Paul: I will introduce legislation later today addressing TSA abuses. Look for my floor speech on C-SPAN, probably between 5-6 PM EST... by vagabondvetin Libertarian

[–]mvoccaus 4 points5 points ago*

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He's speaking live right now.

Edit: That was great. He said, "I think the idea of a National Opt-Out Day is fantastic!"

Ron Paul: I will introduce legislation later today addressing TSA abuses. Look for my floor speech on C-SPAN, probably between 5-6 PM EST... by vagabondvetin Libertarian

[–]mvoccaus 4 points5 points ago*

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I hope the legislation has a cool title: Like the Restoring Airport Privacy Endeavors Act.

Or the Freedom to Undergo Competent and Keyed Screening Act

etc.

Airports can legally kick the TSA OUT and hire private security screeners - Time to put more pressure on the Airports themselves. by Every1sGrudgein OperationGrabAss

[–]mvoccaus 5 points6 points ago

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You make it sound like these TSA officials are well-trained hard-to-replace talent. They're really not. Also, a metal detector and a bag x-ray machine doesn't require that much training.

Penn and Teller explaining the oldest trick in the book. The "reveal" is just as amazing as the trick itself. by rsbrownin WTF

[–]mvoccaus 110 points111 points ago

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This is another cool trick P&T did on their TV show way back when. At the end he'll reveal how it's done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoIagkuJre4

Bill Nye tripped on his computer cord while speaking at USC, was out for about 5 seconds... by likwitsnakein self

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Cornell Professor loses it over a pretty loud yawn by sadaxin videos

[–]mvoccaus 2 points3 points ago

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How come no one is saying to the professor, "With all due respect, can we move on? Unless there is some educational benefit in waiting around for an hour to find out who that guy was, can you tell me why I am spending $39,450 year to attend these classes?"

Dear CNN, This is not breaking news...it is an advertisement. by tellahoohoooin pics

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This is hard-hitting reporting. Someone is going to win a Peabody for this.

I want to travel the US by rail, what do you think? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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I've done this several times. It is absolutely worth it. I was never bored for a minute and the first time I went on one of these trips I was only 10. You'll meet a lot of people and believe it or not, there is actually a lot of things you can do on a train. And the views are incredible. It's not at all like driving. Trains go places where cars don't.

Is there a way to filter all submissions that contain "TSA"? by unibooberin AskReddit

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TIL about Reddit Enhancement Suite. I love you.

The guy who refused to the pat down at San Diego, who was threatened with $10k fine will now be investigated and could face $11k fine - because 'you cannot leave a secure area' by sadaxin OperationGrabAss

[–]mvoccaus 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god, any ACLU lawyer is going to have a field day with this one.

You cannot leave a secure area? Bullshit. Searches of one's person are done in accordance of the 4th amendment of the Constitution. Individuals are the ones that consent and allow the government to search their person. Individuals always retain the right to set the scope of the search and retain the right to revoke the search at any time. The only exception to this rule is when you enter the country or if they've already found something on you during the search that is illegal.

Oh, and by the way, he never left the secure area, because he was never in one to begin with. The secure area is the area where individuals are at that have passed screening and are past the screening area. The screening area itself isn't a secure area, because you have people WHO HAVENT FUCKING PASSED SCREENING YET.

And even if he was in the secure area. You're allowed to leave it. I leave the secure area all the time. I did it 12 times last month. It usually goes like this. My plane arrives at the airport. I get off the plane. I go through the terminal, and I leave the secure area.

The holiday season is coming up, so here's a little reminder: It's considered bad form to drink yourself to death at your work party. by JohnnyMaydayin humor

[–]mvoccaus 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, the Chinese government is spending $45 billion USD a year just on banquets?!?

Canadians often get made fun of for being polite...Well fuck you. I like living in a polite society. It's nice. by [deleted]in self

[–]mvoccaus 16 points17 points ago

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That polite Canadian yelling fuck you has a point.

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