Reddit, since it's Friday, your project for today is to describe your week in two words.

muzaki

She squirts! :D

muzaki

is it sad that I partially agree with him? partially of course.

muzaki

the girls that just hint at it are the girls that want you to take charge and be a man. Them explaining that they want to fuck takes away the fun for them. so be a fucking man.

muzaki

This has to be a part of a marketing campaign.. similar to the wiFit hula hoop girl video.

The poster joined on the 14th of june and posted this video.. the only video on their page. The kids are there for people to pass it around and go "wtf nude girl, kids in the room?" then the video goes viral.

Also, for Ctrl+F people: Fake

muzaki

well done maleman... well done

muzaki

you have the highest voted comment, can you explain to me what this is all about? I know if has something to do with soccer but I must have missed a video or something..

muzaki

For what it's worth, I like yours way better than comfytube.com - I hope you keep it up for at least a year. I definitely bookmarked it for later use when I write my short stories.

muzaki

I remember that I have a huge dick and I'm fucking a hot 18 year old.

muzaki

Can anyone else perfectly remember Manny's Secretary's voice?

muzaki

This makes me very fucking happy sir. Thanks.

muzaki

SUPER COOL STORY BROSEPH

muzaki

this video is awesome

muzaki

I believe you missed the point of my posts sir.

Picture this man in real life squeeling about kissing a girl to a room full of people.

I guess I should expect less from reddit, just because I'm not a failure with women like most of reddit I just assume that everyone here gets laid, and kissing the girl you want isn't exactly worthy of <3 <3 :DDD EEEEEeeeeee

muzaki

lawl, I was at work and bored. not trying to change you dude, but the internet is all about sharing.. I felt something and shared it. I'm happy for you no doubt. Honestly. but I cringed at your expression.

Don't change brotha, rock out with your faggy self, just know that squeeling on the internet about a kiss is like steven segal running wrists outward. :)

muzaki

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/jayz_NEW2.jpg

muzaki

Meh, It's still a person on the internet being overly excited about a kiss. Although if it was a female, it would be a little less silly behavior because in general females do get overly excited about things like this.

muzaki

Appreciate your caution in terms of keeping your ego in check.

Hate speech? Calling a straight guy faggy because he is acting like a fairy is not hate speech. People of reddit are honestly some of the hardest people to talk to. You seem like the guy who is cool, but takes everything too seriously and therefore are missing out on certain qualities of life that other people can enjoy by just taking things as they are or with a grain of salt.

A man posting on the internet EEEEEeeeee <3<3 is silly shit. Is that better than faggy for you? It is silly fairy rainbows everywhere behavior. It made me facepalm. Does that make you angry that my opinion is different than your obviously correct one?

muzaki

Anti-homosexual? are you kidding me? This is the internet sir, you should know that everyone here is pretty much pro-gays, and the when describing someones behavior as faggy it has nothing to do with insulting sexual orientation. :D

I don't need to re-examine giving another guy shit for something. It's what people do, especially on the internet, just like you are doing to me. re-examine why you responded to me. haha see what I mean?

fag

muzaki

Wow my man.. Not a meathead at all. I'm a 155lb web designer nerd. Atheist since I was 8 years old and realized everyone in the church was brainwashed.

I just happen to have gone through a phase in my late teens where I was all giddy and girly like the OP. I would get all excited about silly crap etc. And while women still liked me, it was obvious that eventually, in terms of relationships, women do not like guys who act like women. (SHOCKER). You fail to realize this, which is the funny part. You are calling me a meathead and assuming that I am not an intellectual because I have studied the effects of certain behavior first hand on women and came to a conclusion that is much different that yours.

I'm not an effing meathead and it's hilarious that you think so because I'm calling this guy out who kissed a girl and said EEEeeeee <3 <3 on the internet.

muzaki

1: get laid by a girl who really turns you on
2: when you get mad about something later on >
3: think about how you're getting laid.

This saves me from getting angry at dumb people all the time.

muzaki

Wow man, you took everything I said to the extreme. You ignored the first thing I ever said to you.

"I'm not saying that you shouldn't be a nice guy, that is fine.. Be nice, confident and funny and you win.. but posting EEEEeeeee <3<3 I kissed a girl is some absolutely faggy shit to the core."

How the fuck can any man disagree with this?

muzaki

First sir, (I will believe you are older than 26, and therefore show you some due respect)

There is hype that girls are into faggy guys. You may have seen this on reddit recently http://i.imgur.com/fJw0s.jpg

This is not isolated in Japan; It is a growing trend in America as well and I wouldn't doubt other progressive countries.

Maybe his comment would be perceived differently to someone he knows, but he actually posted this on the internet. This guy kissed a girl and the thought of it got his panties so wet that he had to get into a tall building like reddit, and scream it out to everyone.

That brings me to you calling me a douche. Well, in choosing my words, sure I'm a giant douche.. but my message isn't the slightest douchy. I actually care that this guy is acting like a woman about kissing a girl. It is sad.

Then you came to your final point which is masked in calling me insecure. Sorry Comet, I was insecure when I was 18 and awkward, like most :) but there is no insecurity here. Just a giant facepalm to this insanely queer reddit post. The facepalm grows larger the more people cheer on his queerness.

Good for him for kissing a girl.. but "EEEEEeeeeee <3<3"?

REALLY?

muzaki

Faggy does not mean homosexual. It means exactly what this guy did. He kissed a girl, his panties got wet, so he wanted to tell the world his <3<3 excitement. That is honestly ridiculous and you are enabling guys who act like little boys.

It pains me when men act like women... If you don't like my opinion, just downvote me some more. You're probably one of those guys who act like women anyway.

muzaki

I've been hanging out with this girl for a few weeks. She is a friend of a friend, so she just started to get involved in our group of friends. She lives 35 minutes away so when I found out she was interested in me, I made my move and she slept over. It didn't take long before we were making out, and I was giving her dick like the world was ending. She was so wet that she was it was dripping down my legs, like she had never had a big cock in her before. In the morning, my dark sheets were covered in her body's natural lube. It was everywhere. She has been over my house 5 times since then and also just spent the weekend.

Do you know why you didn't hear about this? because I'm not a faggot that posts on reddit when I kiss a girl "EEEeeeee!"

muzaki

/facepalm

muzaki

TROPHY CASE

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