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One-Year Club

Disguising a porn movie (NSFW)

muzaki 0 points1 point 1 hour ago[-]

yea, I had one about a fly who talks shit about yo mama

Disguising a porn movie (NSFW)

muzaki 86 points87 points 4 hours ago[-]

welcome to the internet.

Oh Snap.... Somebody betta call da ambalamps!

muzaki 1 point2 points 17 days ago[-]

she was the point of the video right? so fucking hot

How many people have you slept with?

muzaki 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

do you have abs/good body to show off?

How many people have you slept with?

muzaki 1 point2 points 20 days ago[-]

curious, not trolling. How many STDS have you gotten curable/not curable

How many people have you slept with?

muzaki 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

jesus christ dude that is sad. Just because it is hard to do doesn't mean it stays hard to do... go practice being socially active, look presentable and after a while your zero will be ++1

How many people have you slept with?

muzaki -1 points0 points 20 days ago[-]

25yo, 7 cumdumpsters

67 year old white dude told him not to fuck with him (fight starts about 1:35 in)

muzaki 8 points9 points 21 days ago[-]

bleeding from the face

you bein a bitch cuz'. I'll fuck you up

Have any of you Redditors successfully transitioned from night owls to early risers?

muzaki 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

yes, get a good job. done.

Dear Reddit, I made us a RedditRoulette! Enjoy!

muzaki 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

nooope, I was bible(bile) guy, listening to tricky.. didn't know people could hear the music I was listening to

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muzaki 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

Bible guy standing by

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muzaki 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

haha yea I saw the chick on top, she danced to my music!

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muzaki 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

you scared the shit out of me, i was the bible guy

Dear Reddit, I made us a RedditRoulette! Enjoy!

muzaki 1 point2 points 21 days ago[-]

just 1 dude in his bed over and over again. creepy

My new Facebook profile picture. [PIC]

muzaki 4 points5 points 25 days ago[-]

omfg. <3

How to clear snow off of a roof (action starts about 35 seconds or so in)

muzaki 13 points14 points 26 days ago[-]

Force Field upgrade purchased.

What your best "mind=blown" moment?

muzaki -1 points0 points 28 days ago[-]

When the judges said Lyoto Machida beat Mauricio Shogun Rua

MALES of Reddit: How do I (a female) make myself look more approachable in public?

muzaki 0 points1 point 29 days ago[-]

One time an attractive girl at a pool hall came up behind me while I was at the bar waiting for a drink. I was looking up at the big screen TV's smiling pretending to not be frustrated about standing at the bar for 10 minutes. She thought I was really into what I was watching and tried to strike up a conversation with me.

"Hi, What are you watching?"

At first I wasn't 100% sure she was talking to me, so I turned to see, sure enough, a cute girl looking semi nervous was trying to strike up conversation.

Since I was just blindly staring at screens waiting for a drink I suddenly forgot what I was doing, and started to sink faster than the Titanic in fast forward. The only way to save myself was to seem uninterested in her.. and she looked kinda sad about being turned down as she went back over to her friends.

My friends laughed at me. I felt like an idiot for the rest of the night.

TL;DR: Approaching a guy is great, but don't catch them completely off guard.

If we were to select an ambassador for planet Earth who would you choose?

muzaki 0 points1 point 29 days ago[-]

Joe Rogan

Reddit, what is your deepest, darkest, most shameful secret?

muzaki -1 points0 points 1 month ago[-]

yea she knew, and either she had no idea how to tell you to stop, or she was horny and didn't mind - you should have went for it though..

Hey Reddit, I doubt anyone will see this, but I wanted to share what dropping 60 lbs, switching to contacts and getting a haircut did for me.

muzaki 1 point2 points 1 month ago* [-]

Hoot, guys who are thinning on top, google image, look creepy* to people that don't know them.. another image

Shaving/Buzzing your head is not a trick to cover it up. It's just the only haircut that doesn't make you look like a pedo.

*Edit: I mean this coming from a younger mind. Can you imagine being 22 and having thin hair like that second picture?

Hey Reddit, I doubt anyone will see this, but I wanted to share what dropping 60 lbs, switching to contacts and getting a haircut did for me.

muzaki 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Wow, TheLoneHoot is pretty naive. I'm in your boat, balding started at 19yo, i'm 25 now, I buzz my head as close as possible (no clipper piece, just the clippers) and it looks great. I spent 3+ years wasting money and going out of my mind with anxiety over losing my hair. Now though, I don't give a fuck :).

Grats to you sir.

MASSIVE ATTACK! [pic]

muzaki 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

Dream ooooooon

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