Growing up my dad bought us a dog he named Kitty, a cat named Puppy, and a parrot named Jeff. He taught Jeff how to say Puppy and Kitty's names, which would cause Kitty to freak out and bark constantly. Dad found it hilarious. What are some things your parents did that convinced you they were crazy?

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T06:25:55.440153+00:00

Thank you for chatting with me tonight. :) You're pretty nice; I take back the cheek-biting thing. :)

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-24T23:23:39.155892-07:00

Thanks. I'd like to say it's the liquor and drugs but actually I am just funny as fuck. :D

kickme444 · 2012-05-25T06:20:26.919807+00:00

WOW!! A tree died for that piece of awesome work. :) What are you gonna do with it?

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T06:15:17.658221+00:00

He is definitely to the left. I wouldn't draw a republican upgoat. :)

fingapapits · 2012-05-25T06:13:01.660846+00:00

That's what I was thinking. Adorable little gas masks :)

fingapapits · 2012-05-25T06:12:16.755582+00:00

Where do you live that you don't have ticks? I recently moved to the GR area and haven't seen any but I grew up in the Eastern UP and we have SO MANY by our cabin it's gross. Even with tick collars our dogs get them a lot. My record is picking 5 off one of them after one evening stroll.

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:59:26.600020+00:00

Thank you. I broke it sleepwalking. Again. It hurts but the Vicodin & Vodka help me not mind.
Here's your low-quality picture of an upgoat made with loving kindness. I drew it in paint on a touchpad with a splint on.
Researching this piece required looking at lots of goat pictures while drawing it to ensure it looked goatie. Did you know goats climb trees? That is awesome.
http://i.imgur.com/BUAli.jpg

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:47:38.931146+00:00

fuckket, you gimme about 7 minutes and i will draw you a shitty upgoat just for you.

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:45:46.113320+00:00

Now you need a-whole-nother account. Is pedantic grammar nazi too long? already taken? ;) you could shorten it to pedo grammar nazi. or howbout punctuation nazi? :D Proper punctuation is not required between 1am and 7am EST. :D
I've been drinking and I broke my wrist today and I have pain meds on board (from the broken thingie) so I'm just happy this is coming out largely coherent.
I would photoshop you a upgoat but the whole broken wrist thingie makes it hard. I could barely play tf2 tonight.

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:40:54.404869+00:00

I also upvoted all your comments on this page like the fucking happy fairy (you can just have that one). :D

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:40:16.680845+00:00

I couldn't fit the G, it was too long. That seemed like the best letter to leave out. I also couldn't reply because it said "you are doing that too much" and then I couldn't remember my regular password. That was an adventure.

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:31:12.948710+00:00

lol I just made thefuckinbenicefairy

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:27:33.492002+00:00

I would have made it a novelty account but that's way too much work. I probably edited it three times after you replied.
I still might tomorrow when I ssssober up. (please whistle that S like gopher from winnie the pooh) so please don't steal it. you already have a novelty account I want this one. :D

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-24T22:22:05.025517-07:00

Yes. Does anyone know? My load more comments thingie didn't.

Merrick_T_Thundergun · 2012-05-25T05:21:19.002017+00:00

You are a meanie head for picking on TIR. What a stupid hobby. Being mean to someone on the internet.

I hope you bite the inside of your cheek really hard and then you can't stop licking it for, like, four days. When this happens you will remember the curse - the curse given to you by someone who doesn't hide behind a novelty account. The curse is broken when you act nicely.

I'm the fucking "Be Nice Fairy."

^Alcohol ^is ^believed ^to ^have ^been ^a ^factor ⁱⁿ ^last ^night's ^incident ^when ^the ^Fucking ^Be ^Nice ^Fairy ^lost ^her ^shit. ^Reporters ^are ^on ^standby ^awaiting ^further ^{developments.}

Leuffen · 2012-05-25T05:01:01.604202+00:00

I used to love rearranging signs! After a while I started to keep some of the extra letters so that I would have them when the need arose. (arised?). My favorite was the little cruddy pizza place in town that had a little sandwich board. Every day I would rearrange their "Two 14" Pepperoni Pizzas, 10.99" to "Two 14" Penises, 10.99" on one side (didn't have enough S's to do it on both). I never took his letters because no other sign in town had that size. What was funny to me is he would change the sign back, I would change it again, etc. for WEEKS before he gave up.

Leuffen · 2012-05-25T04:56:40.900667+00:00

It was totally bud ice light. I loved that beer and that penguin!

Leuffen · 2012-05-25T04:44:00.657260+00:00

I'm so sorry. So so so sorry.

Leuffen · 2012-05-24T21:23:00.119848-07:00

I don't care if the photos are retouched a bit. You are a handsome guy and you have a beautiful wife. Don't be so hard on yourself. :)

UberLinkOfDeath · 2012-05-25T00:55:48.421179+00:00

Oh of course, but I have noticed my accuracy improve quite a bit since i switched from the circle to the X. Little baby steps towards improvement are still improvement. :D

theknightwhosays_nee · 1 day

I worked cleaning doctor's offices and the clinic area at a hospital for a few months when I was 20 (plus some hospital stuff as it was needed). My boss hated women and was horrible. It was the most demoralizing job I have ever done and cemented my drive to return to college. It wasn't the job itself, it was the other people there. They are SO shitty to the people who keep the hospital clean.
Last summer I was really sick and stayed in 3 different hospitals between July and September and I made sure all the housekeeping staff knew how much I appreciated everything they did.
Thank you for your hard work!

theknightwhosays_nee · 1 day

Your story reminded me of my husbands. He was at lunch with his boss at a Thai restaurant and his boss bet him $100 that he couldn't eat one of those small bowls of the spicy wasabi.
He ate it. He got $100. He missed work the next day because his ass was on fire so in the end he only made $25. He said despite getting $25 to take the day off it was NOT worth it.

miss_j_bean · 1 day

Jager is my writing juice. :) I think I've used it for every paper I've written for undergrad and grad school. :D

peetss · 1 day

The new licenses for MI are pretty much impossible to fake, too. The under 21 people have theirs vertical instead of horizontal. Back in my day (90s) I helped people fake the old ones using X-acto knives and cover girl foundation (same color as the background for MI licenses) and a dot matrix printer to make the number that you wanted. It was some work but was not impossible.
Kids these days just have to do what your friend did and find an older person who looks like them. :D Poor kids.

Just remembered an old parody by (i think) Jimmy Fallon set to a blink 182 song "Wait a minute man, you don't understand, that picture is me with a turban and a tan." :)

peetss · 1 day

I'm still mad at that sip of Heineken. ONE STUPID SIP!! I just realized that it will be 15 years next week since then and I still won't drink Heineken.
I didn't need a fake ID. My michigan driver's license (and most of my friends born the same year) had the top line of the 9 in 1979 cut off, never mind that it looked like 1474 and I was born in april so there was a 4 right next to it for comparison AND I looked like I was 12. I drank SO much with that license. Gotta love dim bars and bouncers that don't care.

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