What kind of parent would buy this for their child?

suntansup3rman · 2012-05-25T23:02:25.529318+00:00

AN INATTENTIVE ONE

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T22:42:22.960840+00:00

It's the slice of rock I can consistently enjoy. I recommend starting with King Crimson, Yes, ELP, Camel, Greenslade and Aphrodite. You can work outward from there. Meso-prog bands like Jethro Tull and Rush are fun too, although less intense.

KennaCokehead · 2012-05-25T22:00:29.920729+00:00

Ildjarn - jazzy prog

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T20:37:48.929822+00:00

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT

robert32907 · 2012-05-25T20:27:23.224111+00:00

YET ONE MORE THING THE WHITE MAN HAS STOLEN FROM THE INDIAN

Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-25T20:25:08.027214+00:00

I AM THE FUCKING SODOMIZER

Crump12 · 2012-05-25T19:39:28.009113+00:00

:)

Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-25T19:31:16.433803+00:00

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Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-25T19:24:09.532605+00:00

She fucks everyday.

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T19:21:24.674373+00:00

"I love sodomy!" - Paul Ledney

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T19:21:08.500076+00:00

I never think of those threads, because as soon as I see one, I fall asleep violently and wake up a few hours later. My subconscious mind then blocks all memories of the encounter to protect my fragile sense of well-being of the universe around me. As a result, my sensation is of having read a few pages on Reddit between naps, and whenever one of those threads is on the frontpage I don't spend much conscious time in the subreddit at all.

Crump12 · 2012-05-25T19:19:07.671617+00:00

Worship in that I think it's the primary value of metal, through which it sees all else.

I'm very picky about thrash revivalism. Rather fond of Birth A.D. and some of the other newer acts...

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T19:18:09.361293+00:00

Prior to this, I thought The Human Centipede was the most disgusting thing I'd ever heard of. This thread is worse. In fact, I'd rather be in a centipede with Crowbar and Nickelback than read that twee vomitous crap again. Thank you for posting it.

mechanate · 2012-05-25T19:17:01.987692+00:00

This got 1179 points?

I lost any remaining respect for Reddit today.

This is street fair level artwork, not even really good in any specific way, mostly a cartoon.

The sentiment is cheesy and belongs in a emo group not a metal one.

Why are you twee little UIs squirting over this crowd pandering fodder again?

Crump12 · 2012-05-25T18:48:34.310908+00:00

Good question. Do you want to take a stab first, using Slayer's "Angel of Death" and Iron Maiden's "The Trooper"?

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T18:44:46.589738+00:00

In your opinion, what's the most overrated thread of all time?

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T18:44:21.037444+00:00

Opeth's first album: clumpy semen in the ass of a ram
Opeth's second album: chunky semen in the ass of goat
Opeth's third album: slimy semen in the ass of a sheep
Opeth's fourth album: buckets of semen in the ass of a priest

YAY VERY DIFFERENT LOL

;)

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T18:43:22.889164+00:00

All those meso-prog bands turn pale and uninteresting once you've heard King Crimson, Yes, Camel and Jethro Tull.

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T18:42:44.913364+00:00

Absolutely agreed.

I can listen to all Slayer up through nevaeH fo htuoS without minding, on repeat, all day long.

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T18:41:36.326971+00:00

I think you answered your own question.

Genyus93 · 2012-05-25T18:40:55.349328+00:00

Upvoted despite disagreement because Forbidden is indeed better than they are commonly believed to be, despite somewhat unfortunate aesthetic choices.

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I'm a walking time bomb killing everyone

DIE!

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I fuck everyday

I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS

I fuck everyday

I kill everything I fuck

Let me be your stiff hard fuck

Cram your cunt with poisonous cock

Your hairy cunt will be my aim

Deadly penetration is my game

DIE!

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Drenched in my fluids you'll never know

I plant the seed of death untold

Before I die, I hope I do Kill many more, as I've killed you

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