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As Requested: IAmA Google employee. AMAA. by IAmAGooglerin IAmA

[–]maccarron 0 points1 point ago

Tell your superiors to buy NASA and pollinate mars.

New to Iphone. Should I splurge on an Otterbox or buy a less expensive and cooler looking case? by Dreamybibliophilein iphone

[–]maccarron 0 points1 point ago

I don't use a case. I have an Invisibleshield on the back, but the front is naked. There is a very special film on the front that resists fingerprints without clouding the screen and I haven't found a film that replicates it without becoming too thick. Besides, in my opinion, putting a case on the iPhone is like putting a raincoat on the Venus de Milo. And you wouldn't make your children wear pads and a helmet at all times to keep them safe, would you? Just give more of a shit about your crap.

I(was)A Scam artist, selling speakers on the street. AMA by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]maccarron 0 points1 point ago

They were soliciting illegally. You can't try to sell your goods on someone else's property unless they give you permission. Usually this is overlooked because usually the sales are petty and the cost of charges overshadows the loss, but these guys were scamming a lot of people for a lot of money. I'd been approached by their doppelgängers twice before and had done some preparation for the next time.

But they were just unfortunate enough to have chosen the wrong person and place. There is a reason this scam is/was so rampant.

I(was)A Scam artist, selling speakers on the street. AMA by [deleted]in IAmA

[–]maccarron 1 point2 points ago

There were two of you, and you came barreling around the end of the lot, screaming and pointing at me. I was probably your target market; young, walking out of a mall, and getting into a new, sexy BMW. You pulled up to me and whipped out your phones. You went on and on, showed me your inventory, showed me what the same product was listed as on Amazon and eBay. Little did you know that the time you gave me to do my own "research" I used to sneak pictures of you, your van, and its license plate. I didn't buy your pieces of shit, I took your pictures to the cops, and the next day y'all were getting sodomized by Juicy Steve and his ragtag nazi hillbilly gang.

Floyd, at 2 months. by maccarronin dogpictures

[–]maccarron[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. :D

Floyd, at 2 months. by maccarronin dogpictures

[–]maccarron[S] 0 points1 point ago

They're midsize dogs, about 35-40 pounds. Very lean.

Floyd, at 2 months. by maccarronin dogpictures

[–]maccarron[S] 6 points7 points ago

He is a Silken Windhound.

Floyd by maccarronin dogpictures

[–]maccarron[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh, and they're all runners are heart. :D

Floyd by maccarronin dogpictures

[–]maccarron[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thankyou. Borzoi are amazing... You don't expect their size up close. They're like huge, hairy Greyhounds. Silkens take the Borzoi shape and hair and the Whippet size and personality.

Cakeday! Here is my dog, Pirate. by oli35in dogpictures

[–]maccarron 1 point2 points ago

Perfect name!

Floyd by maccarronin dogpictures

[–]maccarron[S] 1 point2 points ago

He is a Silken Windhound. The breed originated 20 years ago by mixing Borzoi with Whippet. Good guesses!

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