I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for?

SciddlyWuds · 1 day

It's probably all the redditing.

worrst · 1 month

I was waiting for that.

worrst · 1 month

I think he's just surprised that you stayed in a room with blood in it for any period of time.

TheJazzmaster · 5 months

Fuck off! She's mine!

moiviskarlsson · 5 months

I tried watching some her stuff a couple days ago, I don't think I laughed once. Since I think I have a good sense of humor, could you point me in the direction of some of her best stuff?

Nykoload · 5 months

I thought it was funny.

675675TEN · 5 months

Lord of the Rings Main Theme - Howard Shore

DanteFoxx · 5 months

UP IN THE MORNING WITH THE RISING SUN

GONNA RUN ALL DAY 'TIL THE RUNNING'S DONE

IF I DIE IN A COMBAT ZONE

BOX ME UP AND SHIP ME HOME

Those are both from Full Metal Jacket (1987 film). The eskimo line they have in the movie, though, is:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD

ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD

Oraukk · 5 months

Both are extremely overused, that's what it really comes down to. Both are used in a wide variety of un-fitting situations, and have become lacking in originality.

CastleAargh · 5 months

I find a lot of the stuff in it to be quirkily genius, and some of it is downright hilarious. Try to make it all the way through the first season, and see what you think. It's only 10 episodes.

But the real heart of Louis CK is in his stand-up. That shit is FUNNY.

Waterstealer · 5 months

Fucked up French film called Marquis. Enjoy: IMDB Page

Edit: Youtube link for those of you who want to jump straight to the mental scarring.

JurorNumberZero · 5 months

Hope this thread gets some more attention.

effinwha · 5 months

"Boating accident". It means they won't be looking for a body, and you can get far away before you ditch the boat.

For best results, stash a small motorized dingy in the boat you leave port in. When you're a few miles off the coast of your destination, climb into it and let your original craft drift off. Based on currents, the boat will turn up very far away, and your body will be nowhere to be found.

thisisanaccount001 · 5 months

The sound in my head when I read this title to myself, and the "you" was missing a "'ve".

mteck · 5 months

What killed the dinosaurs?

The saus-age.

AsBadAsStalin · 5 months

If my body part told me the same joke every day for the rest of my life, I'd get fucking tired of it. I'd advise against, regardless of offensiveness.

Beefcake3 · 5 months

It has been postponed until 2012.

ThatOneRussian · 5 months

I KNOW! I can't believe somebody would do that with a farm animal, especially with their grandmother present.

ThatOneRussian · 5 months

I got my entire class's next homework assignment cancelled because I corrected my teacher on the publication date of the book we were reading. She didn't believe me. Made a bet. Lost the bet.

Instant class hero.

ThatOneRussian · 5 months

*yours

trampus1 · 5 months

Scumbag Griping Redditor...

submits long image post
uses lots of text
writes in "tiny ass" text
doesn't get upvoted

speared1 · 5 months

B...B...Batman?

Midgetgemmie · 5 months

Should've named him Bilbo..

verifiedson · 5 months

And yet, here you are...

verifiedson · 5 months

No, some redditors are. And it's definitely not the majority.

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