<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title>Bacon - Nuff' Said...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/</link><description>This is sub-reddit for Bacon. This could be the most important sub-reddit, ever.</description><image><url>http://thumbs.reddit.com/t5_2qhpa.png?v=149814ca43b5c1c655b45f72be71ec86</url><title>Bacon - Nuff' Said...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/</link></image><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/pa2no/excuse_me_sir_have_you_seen_three_cats_running_by/c3nt3v0</guid><title>lazerdave on Excuse me Sir, have you seen three cats running by?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/pa2no/excuse_me_sir_have_you_seen_three_cats_running_by/c3nt3v0</link><dc:date>2012-02-04T04:24:51.788361-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Wouldn&#39;t that be 3l WAIT 3.5 WAIT 4 cats?</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/gadgets/comments/p86li/looking_for_a_gps_for_the_lady_for_vdayany/c3ncda5</guid><title>lazerdave on Looking for a GPS for the lady for vday..any suggestions?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/gadgets/comments/p86li/looking_for_a_gps_for_the_lady_for_vdayany/c3ncda5</link><dc:date>2012-02-02T16:58:20.804095-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I&#39;ve got a Nuvi 500 I&#39;ll let you have for around $150. PM me. It&#39;s been to Hawaii...The voice synthesis of those road names is hilarious!</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/p73tb/there_were_no_doctors_offices_open_saturday_night/c3n5h05</guid><title>lazerdave on There were no doctor's offices open Saturday night...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/p73tb/there_were_no_doctors_offices_open_saturday_night/c3n5h05</link><dc:date>2012-02-02T05:49:36.719523-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>This gentleman is 100% correct. Superglue is a terrific instant bandage. I don&#39;t even think it stings all that bad.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/science/comments/p62oi/after_drilling_for_two_decades_through_more_than/c3mvhg8</guid><title>lazerdave on &quot;After drilling for two decades through more than two miles of antarctic ice, Russian scientists are on the verge of entering a vast, dark lake that hasn’t been touched by light for more than 20 million years.&quot;</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/science/comments/p62oi/after_drilling_for_two_decades_through_more_than/c3mvhg8</link><dc:date>2012-02-01T11:15:20.622011-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>If I see or hear any mention of someone called the Brigade Leader in any news story, I&#39;m kissing my ass goodbye.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/doctorwho/comments/p57gn/hoa_is_hassling_a_whovian_friend_of_mine_for/c3ms5ql</guid><title>lazerdave on HOA is hassling a whovian friend of mine for painting her front door Tardis Blue. If you see the Doctor please tell him he is needed in Austin.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/doctorwho/comments/p57gn/hoa_is_hassling_a_whovian_friend_of_mine_for/c3ms5ql</link><dc:date>2012-02-01T04:21:01.723443-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I believe you&#39;re thinking of &amp;quot;The Big Orange Splot.&amp;quot; (I used to manage a children&#39;s literacy program.)</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/owslv/the_definition_of_a_grammar_nazi/c3l0x0s</guid><title>lazerdave on The definition of a grammar Nazi</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/owslv/the_definition_of_a_grammar_nazi/c3l0x0s</link><dc:date>2012-01-26T17:29:00.260623-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>My attitude is the same as Beverly Suthphin at the end of &amp;quot;Serial Mom&amp;quot; when Patty Hearst tried to explain that wearing white shoes after Labor Day was now allowed. &amp;quot;Fashion has changed!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;No! It hasn&#39;t!&amp;quot; and then beats her to death with a pay phone.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/owslv/the_definition_of_a_grammar_nazi/c3kslc7</guid><title>lazerdave on The definition of a grammar Nazi</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/owslv/the_definition_of_a_grammar_nazi/c3kslc7</link><dc:date>2012-01-26T01:12:59.510191-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>They wouldn&#39;t be legal in Scrabble, since they&#39;re both proper nouns.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/ovx63/police_notes/c3ki86g</guid><title>lazerdave on Police Notes</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/ovx63/police_notes/c3ki86g</link><dc:date>2012-01-25T08:58:06.294351-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>No. If she&#39;d murdered the parts, it&#39;d be the perfect crime.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/doctorwho/comments/oqbir/doctor_who_shirt_at_qwertee_for_the_next_30_hours/c3j9vbc</guid><title>lazerdave on Doctor Who Shirt at Qwertee For the Next 30 Hours</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/doctorwho/comments/oqbir/doctor_who_shirt_at_qwertee_for_the_next_30_hours/c3j9vbc</link><dc:date>2012-01-21T15:42:13.060698-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>If only it was Qwertwee..........</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/science/comments/oq4tx/the_sun_just_farted_in_our_general_direction/c3j60ik</guid><title>lazerdave on The sun just farted in our general direction. Coronal mass ejection headed our way.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/science/comments/oq4tx/the_sun_just_farted_in_our_general_direction/c3j60ik</link><dc:date>2012-01-21T08:09:43.345186-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Our bemortaled souls. FTFY</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/omg5v/this_is_god_reminding_us_hes_here/c3iiodo</guid><title>lazerdave on This is God reminding us he's here!</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/omg5v/this_is_god_reminding_us_hes_here/c3iiodo</link><dc:date>2012-01-19T05:38:16.135277-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>The baby from Teletubbies?</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/ojodd/wtf_wendys/c3hsqv1</guid><title>lazerdave on WTF Wendy's</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/ojodd/wtf_wendys/c3hsqv1</link><dc:date>2012-01-16T12:55:30.227308-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>What am I supposed to be seeing here?</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/oblig/best_pic_i_ever_found_here/c3g35ql</guid><title>lazerdave on Best pic I ever found here.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/oblig/best_pic_i_ever_found_here/c3g35ql</link><dc:date>2012-01-11T05:34:16.407767-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>He&#39;s got a killer body, too.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/o6orx/its_shit_like_this_oh_yah_btw_peter_is_my_cousin/c3eu1nr</guid><title>lazerdave on It's shit like this.. oh yah, btw Peter is my cousin, he was drunk driving. George is my brother.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/o6orx/its_shit_like_this_oh_yah_btw_peter_is_my_cousin/c3eu1nr</link><dc:date>2012-01-07T09:34:22.380433-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>You will go far in the South.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/politics/comments/o2k9p/michele_bachmann_is_ending_her_presidential_run/c3dwi2d</guid><title>lazerdave on Michele Bachmann Is Ending Her Presidential Run</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/politics/comments/o2k9p/michele_bachmann_is_ending_her_presidential_run/c3dwi2d</link><dc:date>2012-01-04T12:10:57.129835-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Back into the mud, scum queen!</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/technology/comments/nyf2n/just_accidentally_shot_myself_in_the_eye_with_a/c3cynbd</guid><title>lazerdave on Just accidentally shot myself in the eye with a green laser, did I kill my eyes?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/technology/comments/nyf2n/just_accidentally_shot_myself_in_the_eye_with_a/c3cynbd</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T08:39:42.977047-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Yes. They should fall out by noon.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxhf5</guid><title>lazerdave on Cee Lo's Butchering</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxhf5</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T02:35:55.496411-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Then go comment elsewhere, you tit!</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxhbu</guid><title>lazerdave on Cee Lo's Butchering</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxhbu</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T02:35:17.700654-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>If you don&#39;t ever want to ever care, why comment?</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxh5c</guid><title>lazerdave on Cee Lo's Butchering</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxh5c</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T02:34:09.681567-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Ibid</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxgwo</guid><title>lazerdave on Cee Lo's Butchering</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxgwo</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T02:32:34.581699-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Meanwhile, Cee Lo did &amp;quot;Forget You&amp;quot; because it would sell more records. That&#39;s an acceptable motivation if you&#39;re the artist who created it. John would never have approved this change, nor would his widow, nor Paul who probably had the rights, nor would Mike Jackson. His estate is another matter.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxg3v</guid><title>lazerdave on Cee Lo's Butchering</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxg3v</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T02:27:18.759944-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>You&#39;re not reading, that&#39;s why.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxfsp</guid><title>lazerdave on Cee Lo's Butchering</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyged/cee_los_butchering/c3cxfsp</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T02:25:15.357602-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>&amp;quot;Fuck you&amp;quot; vs &amp;quot;Forget you&amp;quot; was acceptable because it was HIS OWN SONG. John Lennon released &amp;quot;Imagine&amp;quot; in 1971, three years before Cee Lo was born. Your point?</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyaun/did_any_one_just_see_cee_lo_green_sing_imagine_on/c3cxa44</guid><title>lazerdave on Did any one just see Cee Lo Green sing &quot;Imagine&quot; on CNN, he/they changed the lyrics...yeah that one.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyaun/did_any_one_just_see_cee_lo_green_sing_imagine_on/c3cxa44</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T01:48:08.216084-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Yeah, right. Cee Lo Green is known as a premiere satyrist of our time.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyaun/did_any_one_just_see_cee_lo_green_sing_imagine_on/c3cx9yd</guid><title>lazerdave on Did any one just see Cee Lo Green sing &quot;Imagine&quot; on CNN, he/they changed the lyrics...yeah that one.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyaun/did_any_one_just_see_cee_lo_green_sing_imagine_on/c3cx9yd</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T01:47:15.273012-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>No. You clearly don&#39;t understand the song and you clearly don&#39;t understand the sanctity of artistic expression. Please shut your ignorant mouth now.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyaun/did_any_one_just_see_cee_lo_green_sing_imagine_on/c3cx7i8</guid><title>lazerdave on Did any one just see Cee Lo Green sing &quot;Imagine&quot; on CNN, he/they changed the lyrics...yeah that one.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/atheism/comments/nyaun/did_any_one_just_see_cee_lo_green_sing_imagine_on/c3cx7i8</link><dc:date>2012-01-01T01:33:35.351308-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Cee Lo said that too? Jesus Harold Christ! There&#39;s a burning Tiki doll destined for his doorstep. If I was 3000 miles closer and a Tiki in my hand.</description></item></channel></rss>
