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Excuse me Sir, have you seen three cats running by? by cloacamassimain pics

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't that be 3l WAIT 3.5 WAIT 4 cats?

Looking for a GPS for the lady for vday..any suggestions? by boogpowellin gadgets

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

I've got a Nuvi 500 I'll let you have for around $150. PM me.

It's been to Hawaii...The voice synthesis of those road names is hilarious!

There were no doctor's offices open Saturday night... by TimothyCratchitin WTF

[–]lazerdave 10 points11 points ago

This gentleman is 100% correct. Superglue is a terrific instant bandage. I don't even think it stings all that bad.

"After drilling for two decades through more than two miles of antarctic ice, Russian scientists are on the verge of entering a vast, dark lake that hasn’t been touched by light for more than 20 million years." by reddit4in science

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

If I see or hear any mention of someone called the Brigade Leader in any news story, I'm kissing my ass goodbye.

HOA is hassling a whovian friend of mine for painting her front door Tardis Blue. If you see the Doctor please tell him he is needed in Austin. by John_Fxin doctorwho

[–]lazerdave 5 points6 points ago

I believe you're thinking of "The Big Orange Splot." (I used to manage a children's literacy program.)

The definition of a grammar Nazi by HiddenGeekin funny

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

My attitude is the same as Beverly Suthphin at the end of "Serial Mom" when Patty Hearst tried to explain that wearing white shoes after Labor Day was now allowed. "Fashion has changed!" "No! It hasn't!" and then beats her to death with a pay phone.

The definition of a grammar Nazi by HiddenGeekin funny

[–]lazerdave 2 points3 points ago

They wouldn't be legal in Scrabble, since they're both proper nouns.

Police Notes by TheMemeMachinein funny

[–]lazerdave 2 points3 points ago

No. If she'd murdered the parts, it'd be the perfect crime.

Doctor Who Shirt at Qwertee For the Next 30 Hours by djweezyin doctorwho

[–]lazerdave -1 points0 points ago

If only it was Qwertwee..........

The sun just farted in our general direction. Coronal mass ejection headed our way. by acceptableusernamein science

[–]lazerdave 1 point2 points ago

Our bemortaled souls. FTFY

This is God reminding us he's here! by eloiein atheism

[–]lazerdave 8 points9 points ago

The baby from Teletubbies?

WTF Wendy's by woodfinxin WTF

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

What am I supposed to be seeing here?

Best pic I ever found here. by Targin pics

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

He's got a killer body, too.

It's shit like this.. oh yah, btw Peter is my cousin, he was drunk driving. George is my brother. by exocutionerin atheism

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

You will go far in the South.

Michele Bachmann Is Ending Her Presidential Run by slaterhearstin politics

[–]lazerdave 1 point2 points ago

Back into the mud, scum queen!

Just accidentally shot myself in the eye with a green laser, did I kill my eyes? by ocefucktonin technology

[–]lazerdave 1 point2 points ago

Yes. They should fall out by noon.

Cee Lo's Butchering by lazerdavein atheism

[–]lazerdave[S] 0 points1 point ago

Then go comment elsewhere, you tit!

Cee Lo's Butchering by lazerdavein atheism

[–]lazerdave[S] -2 points-1 points ago

If you don't ever want to ever care, why comment?

Cee Lo's Butchering by lazerdavein atheism

[–]lazerdave[S] -1 points0 points ago

Ibid

Cee Lo's Butchering by lazerdavein atheism

[–]lazerdave[S] 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile, Cee Lo did "Forget You" because it would sell more records. That's an acceptable motivation if you're the artist who created it.

John would never have approved this change, nor would his widow, nor Paul who probably had the rights, nor would Mike Jackson. His estate is another matter.

Cee Lo's Butchering by lazerdavein atheism

[–]lazerdave[S] 2 points3 points ago

You're not reading, that's why.

Cee Lo's Butchering by lazerdavein atheism

[–]lazerdave[S] 2 points3 points ago

"Fuck you" vs "Forget you" was acceptable because it was HIS OWN SONG.

John Lennon released "Imagine" in 1971, three years before Cee Lo was born.

Your point?

Did any one just see Cee Lo Green sing "Imagine" on CNN, he/they changed the lyrics...yeah that one. by thecopperfieldin atheism

[–]lazerdave 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, right. Cee Lo Green is known as a premiere satyrist of our time.

Did any one just see Cee Lo Green sing "Imagine" on CNN, he/they changed the lyrics...yeah that one. by thecopperfieldin atheism

[–]lazerdave 4 points5 points ago

No. You clearly don't understand the song and you clearly don't understand the sanctity of artistic expression.

Please shut your ignorant mouth now.

Did any one just see Cee Lo Green sing "Imagine" on CNN, he/they changed the lyrics...yeah that one. by thecopperfieldin atheism

[–]lazerdave 0 points1 point ago

Cee Lo said that too? Jesus Harold Christ! There's a burning Tiki doll destined for his doorstep. If I was 3000 miles closer and a Tiki in my hand.

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