I ruptured my Achilles - hanging on by a thread!

Jaxyyork · 8 days

I've rehabbed someone with a ruptured Achilles tendon before. I know you must be so ready to move on with your life. Stay strong buddy you're almost there :)

rastabean · 18 days

I help old people walk for a living. I've single handedly in the past year been directly involved in the rehab of hundreds of elderly patients. A large percent of my patients quality of life is enhanced. I love my job.

wordlifetn97 · 18 days

Definitely not inviting him to my birthday party.

SleepyOta · 18 days

Save 20% of every paycheck. Invest in companies that you feel are going to return steady profits. Microsoft is supposedly going to blow up, hint... hint...

Trolls-Gone-Wild · 19 days

Last night at this shitty hipster club for my gf's friends bday, I'm getting old.

sorcon · 19 days

That must smell.

Halcyon_Toast · 19 days

I always pause and wait for it. I've heard a few before. I listen for the crotch rockets (motorcycles). I live 3/4 mile from a major highway and on a calm night I can hear them go upwards of 200 mph. Some people are nuts.

aselectionofcheeses · 20 days

I'm freakishly tall, one time a short person offered to tie my shoe.

Jaja89 · 20 days

Laces out Dan!

PhilosophicFruitFly · 23 days

Walked into a patients room in a nursing home and they had smeared the shit from their diaper all over their entire body. No joke. That was one pissed off nurse. Sometimes its fun to be the bearer of bad news.

PhilosophicFruitFly · 23 days

Interning in physical therapy at a nursing home I was involved In a team effort to take a 400lb+ lady out of bed and get her to a wheel chair. She was suspended about 6 feet off of the floor in a hoyer lift (hydraulic lift) and started to pee. She had end stage kidney failure. The color was this aweful reddish brown and the smell was putrid. It was like a gallon too. All 8 of us, yes it took 8 people to move her, we all were gagging. It was my first few days interning. I'll never forget it.

a34tjkx · 25 days

Giroux deserves to be there. Guys a beast with the puck.

tommyl24 · 25 days

True story. Jump, non ball holding hand directly on opponents body, push off, DUNK!

froststare · 25 days

I keep my mouth shut and listen when the national anthem is sung at sporting events. People who cannot wait till the last verse to cheer or yell weren't raised correctly.

njdevils2626 · 28 days

Just got home from the game, so fucking close. Good luck in round 2, you're gonna need it!

cehak · 29 days

Diving can also be a total embellishment of a hit. He clearly spun more then a nom diving person would. He most likely bit his tongue which accounts for the blood, he also did get sticked in the face pretty hard.

RumpledForeskin13 · 1 month

Jerk wasted all the chalk!

bodavid · 1 month

The panthers should have a busyload of money so I hope either team secures one one of these guys. The redwings are probably gonna get both tho :)

Parallelcircle · 1 month

Yes hopefully close it out in 6 but is make it to game 7 by all means!

Jesse-Ray · 1 month

Dude.

Sensible1 · 1 month

I liked your title, repost or not it made me laugh.

Parallelcircle · 1 month

Game 2 was sweet but game 1 eventhough they lost was so intense. I've never been in such a live audience before, not even the Stanley cup finals they made it back in the day. The refs called such a bad game the game went crazy.

njdevils2626 · 1 month

I'll get some down votes but your team is getting beat by a younger team that wants it more. Sidenote jest, we were in the lottery for 1st pick two years in a row and now we are 1 game away from advancing to round 2, only 2nd time in our franchise history.

njdevils2626 · 1 month

True story they play a disclaimer announced by the host several times before and during.the game. I've been to game 1, 2. They had a few obnoxious fans throw rats for goals in both games. True fans know to wait till the end of the game or its ok to throw a few if you go up a few goals like in game 2 the 3-0 lead saw a few dozen rats. The staff cleans them quick. I have season seats and they have rats here and there but for the playoffs they are openly selling them to fans. After game 2 win the devils players on the ice got pelted with a good 2-300 rats in a matter of 15-20 seconds. Lol the players always have fun with them like flipping them back to the crowd or slap shots in the goal. After game 2 win Brian Campbell picked up a few rats and bounced them off versteeg's head as if someone threw it at his head and versteeg was looking around like WTF...

Parallelcircle · 1 month

I wad offered a sweet deal for game 5: 2 tickets in 400 level and a parking pass for 40$ the kid offered it and then didn't respond to texts or calls. Disappointed cause game 1 and 2 were so awesome I wanted to go to game 5. Probably won't go to game 7!!!

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