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Pretty sure my wife is pregnant with Dobby the House Elf. by anitasangerin pics

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

Sure you didn't mean 'pregnant by Dobby the House Elf'?

ELIC: Why is it called a "Cat" scan? by 00fordmcin ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]kukkuzejt -1 points0 points ago

Some years ago, this mad scientist called Schrödinger came up with a crazy experiment that involved putting a cat in a box with some poison and some other radioactive stuff that just maybe would trigger the poison at random and kill the cat. Schrödinger said that since you couldn't see if the cat was alive or dead, then you had to accept that it was both alive and dead.

His wife was very upset by all this, and so Schrödinger invented the Cat Scan machine so that Mrs Schrödinger could look into the box and see how the poor cat was doing. When he turned on the switch, he found out he could actually see inside the cat. Schrödinger soon realized how useful his new invention would be to doctors who would be very happy to see inside people without having to cut them open. He wanted to call it the Tiddles Scan in honor of his cat, but some stupid lawyers said the name 'Tiddles' was trademarked so he finally gave in to pressure and called it Cat Scan.

Feeling [F]risky. This is my first post; please be nice. <3 by seraphwhynotin RedditThroughHistory

[–]kukkuzejt 1 point2 points ago

Lovely, but could do with more exposure.

Found this while Geocaching. Maybe a bomb? by Flowtosin WTF

[–]kukkuzejt 1 point2 points ago

Seriously! He belongs in a museum.

Geek crime: Silicon Valley exec steals Legos using forged bar code stickers. by damontooin technology

[–]kukkuzejt 4 points5 points ago

Better to be safe. You never know when aliens from other worlds who somehow can't access the rest of the Internet might be reading, and you sure don't want to anger those fellows!

I have given my child these aides for years, yet they refuse to try the rich and refreshing taste of tobacco. Confounded! by dummystupidin RedditThroughHistory

[–]kukkuzejt 3 points4 points ago

I don't know much about this Popeye guy you speak of, but those of us who were kids in the days when everyone who could read read Sherlock Holmes had these.

ELI5 - Why is it bad if Greece ditches the Euro and brings back the drachma? by djcackin explainlikeimfive

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

Reading about the name-calling in that article, it's ironic that the Greeks voted neo-Nazi politicians into office less than three months later.

ELI5: Why doesn't Greece lease some of its islands to pay off its debt? by kukkuzejtin explainlikeimfive

[–]kukkuzejt[S] 1 point2 points ago

I think that's pretty complete, thanks. And definitely very interesting. I guess I thought the islands would be worth much, much more. As the article you linked says, 2m Euro is the price of a luxurious house, so that's pretty cheap. Not exclusive enough for the Richard Bransons of the world, I suppose.

ELI5: Why doesn't Greece lease some of its islands to pay off its debt? by kukkuzejtin explainlikeimfive

[–]kukkuzejt[S] 3 points4 points ago

I see your points. Greece has quite a few uninhabited islands, and I was thinking of the super-rich who have no idea what to do with their billions and could do with another flashy, secluded place to build their own Playboy Mansion and park their yachts.

ELIC: Why did the cops arrest the friendly guy across the street and take away all his plants? by kukkuzejtin ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]kukkuzejt[S] 33 points34 points ago

Come on, Hobbes. We'd better take out all mommy's plants into our front yard before the cops realise she's hoarding them and take her away in their van.

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]kukkuzejt 1 point2 points ago

Or both. Maybe that's been the plan all along.

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]kukkuzejt 9 points10 points ago

Now you know which nation will survive the zombie apocalypse.

IAma a veteran treeplanter who will plant 100,000 trees in British Columbia under your name if you AMA by mcaissyin IAmA

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

Me too! Me too! It's an awesome thought that long after we're gone the trees will still be there (I see these trees you're planting won't be cut down this time.) I'm way behind you with around 60 trees planted on some land we have here in Spain (ashes, elms, oaks, olive trees, to name a few) but anyway, I want my little tree in British Columbia too. :)

EDIT: Interesting side note. The Sierra Espuña mountainous region in south-east Spain is was reforested with pine trees on the initiative of one man called Ricardo Codorniú over 100 years ago. Some of the sites were so inaccessible that they had to use a shotgun to shoot up the seeds from below.

Here's a short article in English I just found. And apparently he had one badass beard!

Why does the reddit search feature suck so hard and why can't there be an alphabetical listing of all subreddits? by link090909in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

Judging from the upvotes, the voting segment of the ELIC population seems to disagree there.

My friend was kept up by neighbours last night by melanieritchiein pics

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

In hairstyle?...

ELIC: How do vacuums work? by ChocoMcFudgeCakein ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]kukkuzejt -2 points-1 points ago

Vacuuming is boring. It downright sucks. And it sucks so bad that all the dirt gets sucked in as well. That's how it works. The loud noise is just a cheap motor the factory put in to drown out Mom's complaints about how much vacuuming sucks.

ELIC Why do girls and boys have different washrooms? by Llort2in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]kukkuzejt 1 point2 points ago

Because they have to make all their dolls use the toilet and you don't want to get caught up behind a long line of dolls that need to wee, do you?

Why does the reddit search feature suck so hard and why can't there be an alphabetical listing of all subreddits? by link090909in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]kukkuzejt 4 points5 points ago

Because reddit is not your er... is not your er... is not a female dog. I suppose that doesn't make any sense at all to you, does it, Calvin?

Greeks apologise to the EU with a gift of an enormous wooden horse. by Scrambledegg90in funny

[–]kukkuzejt 2 points3 points ago

So that's how they squandered away all their money...

My friend was recently introduced to Facebook... by o1001o1001oin funny

[–]kukkuzejt 6 points7 points ago

I think ejdxea just described a circle jerk without using the word 'jerk'.

Seriously, though, you can still say that things suck in the comments, make your point much better than with a downvote.

My friend was recently introduced to Facebook... by o1001o1001oin funny

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

Except that it would throw a large bucket of water over the giant circlejerk.

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