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My girlfriend and I found this on a walk to in Portland. I don't know why anyone would throw this out! by Dweebasaurusin WTF

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

Also shhhhhh it's the small town she* grew up in.

My girlfriend and I found this on a walk to in Portland. I don't know why anyone would throw this out! by Dweebasaurusin WTF

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

I have visited a lot of major cities around the us so i suspected. I just got back from Europe and now feel more comfortable in the claim. Gorgeous city, great food, say what you will about hipsters but the people are awesome. When i walk down the street people look me in the eyes, smile, and say hello. I don't think I've ever been to a friendlier city. Plus i have found it is in the top 5 of least religious cities in the country. Not to mention it is a short drive to literally any kind of landscape you could ever wish to see! Mountains, desert, ocean, forest, waterfalls everywhere!

My girlfriend and I found this on a walk to in Portland. I don't know why anyone would throw this out! by Dweebasaurusin WTF

[–]ktpryde 3 points4 points ago

Portland is seriously the best city in the world. Imo.

Meanwhile In Oregon... by ktprydein pics

[–]ktpryde[S] 1 point2 points ago

Did i make it to the front page?

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

Also pterodactyls and plesiosaurs are not dinosaurs

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention 1 goldfish needs about 30+ gallons of water!

My dog totally looks like Falcor from the NeverEnding Story when he sleeps... by AlmondJoyDivisionin aww

[–]ktpryde 2 points3 points ago

My dogs name is Bastian Balthazar. Our dogs should be friends.

Hetro females of reddit, do you ever masturbate thinking of male friends? (NSFW?) by spacebroin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird this is a turn on?

It makes it even more taboo!

Meanwhile In Oregon... by ktprydein pics

[–]ktpryde[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for noticing. She's my favorite as well!

Goodbyes are a bitch. I just had to say goodbye to my longtime piano teacher because I'm moving. I'm really sad right now, anyone care to share their saddest goodbye stories, if you're in that kind of mood? by Grassypythonin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 2 points3 points ago

It was awhile ago, but that memory still messes with me. I'm sorry about your uncle as well. My little cousin and one of my high school friends committed suicide. I have lost a lot of people in my life and goodbyes never get easy.

Meanwhile In Oregon... by ktprydein pics

[–]ktpryde[S] 4 points5 points ago

They actually have a really good sign near this explaining the real reason you shouldn't feed the ducks.

Goodbyes are a bitch. I just had to say goodbye to my longtime piano teacher because I'm moving. I'm really sad right now, anyone care to share their saddest goodbye stories, if you're in that kind of mood? by Grassypythonin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 6 points7 points ago

When I was 16 my mom died. She was in ICU for 2 weeks prior. When I walked in the room for the first time I hadn't seen her in 2 months. She was hooked to a bunch of machines, had lost about 50lbs and couldn't speak. When she saw me she just started crying and mouthing "I'm sorry, I'm sorry". For 2 weeks I had to say goodbye to my mom everyday, I didn't know if it would be my last time seeing her. That had to be one of the saddest goodbyes I have ever been through and probably ever will go through.

Meanwhile In Oregon... by ktprydein pics

[–]ktpryde[S] 14 points15 points ago

Portland, Laurelhurst Park

I momentarily fell in love with somone on the bus earlier, wanted to strike up conversation, I didn't, now I regret it. What are your public transport chat-up successes or failures? by tama_gotchiin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

So I am an avid public transportation user, I am also a woman so these outcomes may vary.

1- I noticed a good looking guy on the bus. Every morning I would catch him looking at me and he would immediately look away. After about the third day of this I came prepared. I wrote my number on a piece of paper and as I was getting off the bus I handed it to him. We texted for a bit and then went on a date.

The date ended up being horrible, he talked about his ex the whole time and even texted her! She called him a few times though out the night as well. He did not get a call back.

2- On the train home from that date I thought I saw someone I knew, turned out it wasn't him but a pretty cute guy. We ended up getting off on the same stop. He proceeded to chat with me for a couple of blocks, told me he was going to a free show and invited me to go. I declined because I had work the next day and we parted ways.

When I got to my house a block later I thought about how nice that guy was and I would never see him again. I thought 'what the hell' and walked back to where he was going. I gave him my number and we had a great few months.

3- I was talking to a guy about "The Invisibles" while on the bus. A week later I was reading the local paper, skimming the "I Saw You" section when I read:

"Dark Phoenix

On the #. You said you were reading this. I was reading the Invisibles. You were just as hot as you were geeky. I wanna get together with you and make your novel graphic."

After much digging this is the actual quote. It was too hilarious not to save. I did not contact him.

TLDR You win some, you lose some. You should always try of you'll never know.

I think some dude got drunk and tried to make a Morpheus meme to make himself feel better about his small penis, but was unable to spell properly, thus having to try several times. by frazaodin funny

[–]ktpryde 27 points28 points ago

Seriously, the only thing an 8 1/2 inch penis is more likely to accomplish in this situation is poke me in the uterus. Have you ever been poked in the uterus? Let me tell you something, getting poked in the uterus FUCKING HURTS!

Every little boy needs a dog, my son just got his new best friend by NerdCrushin aww

[–]ktpryde 1 point2 points ago

Every child needs a dog!

Ftfy

Also it makes me sad to see how many trolls are out of their cages. Why do people feel the need to get rid of manners and respect once they are in front of a computer screen? You have an opinion? That's nice, we all do. Sometimes it's better to keep it to yourself.

Frugal Eczema treatments? by Jechirain Frugal

[–]ktpryde 1 point2 points ago

Dr. Bronners actually burned my hands when I used it for my eczema. Honestly the thing that has helped the most for me is also the least expensive.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/eczema-bleach-bath/AN02003

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/eczema/news/20090427/bleach-baths-may-help-kids-with-ezcema

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/health/01case.html

Tearing skin apart from Eczema - help! by imamomobirdin AskReddit

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

Just recommended this to someone else. It seriously helps me.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/health/01case.html

IAMA 14 year old with the worst eczema you've probably ever seen. AMA by LINUXSWAGin IAmA

[–]ktpryde 0 points1 point ago

Also try moisturizing after with emu oil

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