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The diaries of Queen Victoria, totaling 47,000 pages and running from the age of 13 until her death, have been digitized. The site will be free to UK users, but open access for the rest of the world only runs through the end of June. by DrJulianBashirin history

[–]krakow057 0 points1 point ago

what a boring boring boring life she lived

it says a lot about the modern world that a 12yo nowadays have more fun during his vacations than the queen of england had her entire life!

"The Calories In/Calories Out Myth" - This Is Sad by finkicarein Fitness

[–]krakow057 5 points6 points ago

that would make a nice movie...

This summer, Kevin Costner get stranded in a fat loss facility...

FUCK ME. I’ve been doing heavy squats lately and yesterday I was diagnosed with “Hemorrhoid Thrombosis”. How do I keep it from happening again??? by krakow057in Fitness

[–]krakow057[S] 0 points1 point ago

https://sixpackdoc.wordpress.com/tag/valsalva-maneuver/

you said I shouldn't tighten my asshole, but this article implies that thrombosed piles/hemorrhoids are caused by a failure to "tensing the glutes and locking the anus".

FUCK ME. I’ve been doing heavy squats lately and yesterday I was diagnosed with “Hemorrhoid Thrombosis”. How do I keep it from happening again??? by krakow057in Fitness

[–]krakow057[S] 0 points1 point ago

"from doing that again" => doing what I did wrong again, not quitting squats altogether

there must be a safe way to do it, otherwise there would be blown asses everywhere

FUCK ME. I’ve been doing heavy squats lately and yesterday I was diagnosed with “Hemorrhoid Thrombosis”. How do I keep it from happening again??? by krakow057in Fitness

[–]krakow057[S] 0 points1 point ago

Don't push like your trying to take a dump

I think that, if anything, it's the other way around: it feels like I'm contracting my ass IN and not pushing out.

yesterday I did a little testing, since I was feeling some mild pain when getting up or when contracting my ass: I tried doing bodyweight squats with my abs contracted (like I've been doing at the gym, the core tightening you suggested) and without it. I did feel some pain when doing the tightening and felt nothing when doing it 'relaxed'. I'm definitely doing something wrong somewhere. Dammit.

FUCK ME. I’ve been doing heavy squats lately and yesterday I was diagnosed with “Hemorrhoid Thrombosis”. How do I keep it from happening again??? by krakow057in Fitness

[–]krakow057[S] 1 point2 points ago

I spoke to my doctor, he said I should refrain from doing that again... but how?

he is a proctologist, not a fitness expert, so he couldn't tell me the exact form or breathing pattern in order to squat safely

Adele lyrics, taken literally. by Cpltoethumbsin Music

[–]krakow057 1 point2 points ago

but really, her lyrics suck

most overrated singer of the decade

(still have no idea wtf does 'rolling in the deep' means)

What is the purpose of philosophy today? by Gmr_Leonin philosophy

[–]krakow057 -2 points-1 points ago

to sound smart, circlejerk over it and impress dumb people.

Roger Ebert reviews Men In Black III - says its even better than the original. by Dylanjoshin movies

[–]krakow057 -17 points-16 points ago

the original was shit, so this isn't saying much

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman on the cover of Empire by Sugreev2001in movies

[–]krakow057 -2 points-1 points ago

holy boner!

she can still my pants any time she wants to! :D

but should have a tail for 10/10 in the sexyness scale

we can't have it all, as it seems

would still like to make her meaw anyway

[NSV] Shut a guy up without saying a single word. by andreaamazonin Fitness

[–]krakow057 -4 points-3 points ago

I still can't believe people are buying this

let me paint a picture of what ACTUALLY happened:

  • OP was preparing to do bench presses. she is probably very self conscious (specially after reading so many stories on the internet about stupid bros), so she noted a 'gymbro' looking at her kinda weird - hell, maybe he was not even focusing at her at all. OP painted a picture of a jerk in her mind, thought about how awesome would it be if the little story she told here had happened.

kinda like this => http://i.imgur.com/N5xHZ.jpg

Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1 WTC on 9/11 by feureauin history

[–]krakow057 -13 points-12 points ago

more pictures of said model and or/photoshoot?

[NSV] Shut a guy up without saying a single word. by andreaamazonin Fitness

[–]krakow057 -43 points-42 points ago

yeah, never happened

Interesting article on the children of infamous Nazis by soloution3in history

[–]krakow057 -1 points0 points ago

my retort is that you CAN sexualise everyone, even politicians

Andy Rubin said for Face Unlock they had to "slow down the process" because it was too fast to make folks believe that any security at all was involved. Is there any way to speed it back up? by caliberin Android

[–]krakow057 0 points1 point ago

wait wait

why are people saying this is good?

it uses extra battery and resources!

what is wrong with typing?

so dumb, we are walking backwards

Interesting article on the children of infamous Nazis by soloution3in history

[–]krakow057 -6 points-5 points ago

she's actually pretty hawt for her age

Interesting article on the children of infamous Nazis by soloution3in history

[–]krakow057 2 points3 points ago

Bettina Goering chose to be sterilised to ensure the family name did not continue

really, that's just retarded

Apparently a DC character is going to be revealed as gay.. 50 bucks says it's Aquaman. by perogiesin entertainment

[–]krakow057 -2 points-1 points ago

BREAKING NEWS

MADE UP CHARACTER WITH MADE UP STORY TO BE MADE UP SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT in order to appeal to PC retards

more news at 11

TIL The statue of George Washington in Trafalgar Square in London sits on imported soil from the US because Washington claimed 'he would never again step foot on English soil' by justfuttin todayilearned

[–]krakow057 0 points1 point ago

George Washington, the orgiginal trololololo guy

awesome

but as a serious note, it's kinda dickish to have money to pull stunts like this and not having money for welfare and medical care etc

"Facebook is not only on course to go bust, but will take the rest of the ad-supported Web with it." - MIT Technology Review by heliotropin technology

[–]krakow057 0 points1 point ago

if both are cheap, I'd probably try both - like Coke and Pepsi.

Dear makers of The Great Gatsby... by JLow1864in movies

[–]krakow057 0 points1 point ago

FUCK THIS

I couldn't stand watching Hugo because of things like this. everything feels fake, it doesn't even feel the actors where in real movie sets in 95% of the movie.

what the hell is happening to movies lately?

"Facebook is not only on course to go bust, but will take the rest of the ad-supported Web with it." - MIT Technology Review by heliotropin technology

[–]krakow057 3 points4 points ago

hell, I don't even think that traditional media advertising is efficient at all.

if not for letting people know a new product exist, what the fuck is the point?

I can't put my head around how Pepsi paying millions to celebrities to endorse it gets more people to drink it. Are there really that many dumb people around?

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