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Conan O'Brien the zinger slinger by Wolveein funny

[–]knowsguy 3 points4 points ago

The downvoters are just nostalgic.

Who the fuck would defend such a crappy joke like this tweet?

It sounds like something Jay Leno would tell his geriatric, conservative audience.

Conan O'Brien the zinger slinger by Wolveein funny

[–]knowsguy -3 points-2 points ago

There was a moment when Conan wasn't so bad. Back when he acted as awkward he was to look at, and when he still had some comedy writing chops.

The current Conan has a curious cockiness and swagger that doesn't make any sense, as he's just as ridiculous looking as ever. Even more damning, he is not funny. At all.

This embarrassingly unfunny tweet is an example of the utter lack of humor he has possesses.

Don't you know the mayonnaise trick? by monabonain Cooking

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

Finally, when you get to the recipe ingredients, it omits the ingredient that the article is about. And that feels so rough.

Well, shit... [7] by tmbcake13in trees

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

I'm convinced it's the only reason that old dinosaur restaurant chain is still in business.

I'm serious.

This now holds up the ceiling at Bethesda HQ. by JrdnReesin gaming

[–]knowsguy -2 points-1 points ago

Those other Redditors are being polite.

It's FUCKING RIDICULOUS to be required to select a fucking language and date of birth before getting to see your additional pics.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

The 11 Worst Fast Food Restaurant Names by nomdewebin lists

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

      The internet. Shhh.

My cheap rubber phone protector has surely saved my phone from certain damage multiple times. But. Sometimes. I like to hold it.. -unprotected. by knowsguyin Android

[–]knowsguy[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. I don't get it. If it was ran over by an SUV, would any case save it? Are otterboxes that good?

Well, shit... [7] by tmbcake13in trees

[–]knowsguy 5 points6 points ago

Red Lobster serves the finest cheddar biscuits in the world, but their actual lobster and other seafood is overpriced mediocrity. You're not missing much.

Naked toddler left in car; mom pulls over and dances in stranger's driveway (Yes meth was involved) by impulseriesin WTF

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

Jennifer Garner has gone to shit after having that baby!

My cheap rubber phone protector has surely saved my phone from certain damage multiple times. But. Sometimes. I like to hold it.. -unprotected. by knowsguyin Android

[–]knowsguy[S] 0 points1 point ago

I generally agree, except about once or twice a year, I will inevitably drop my phone outside on a road or gravely pavement. I think it would survive, but would definitely not be unscathed. I only recently got brave enough to go without a screen protector, but one of the main reasons is that the rubber case protects the screen from contacting a flat surface.

The 11 Worst Fast Food Restaurant Names by nomdewebin lists

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

Weird, they all seem to be Asian (except the fake herpes pizza).

I wonder if there's any significance to this.

My cheap rubber phone protector has surely saved my phone from certain damage multiple times. But. Sometimes. I like to hold it.. -unprotected. by knowsguyin Android

[–]knowsguy[S] 0 points1 point ago

Funny, because I am certain the opposite works better (for me, anyway). I've dropped my E4GT twice on hard pavement, and the case protected the phone and screen, as the tiny lip was enough to not allow contact of th screen with earth.

As for screen savers, I've tried a few, and they either look like crap, or feel like crap, or a combination of both. I don't have a scratch on that thing after 6 months, and I'm a clumsy ape.

Wait a sec! is that why they call it Gorilla Glass? Did I just have a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment?

Snoop Dogg releases Super Mario Bros. Theme sampled song. 16-bit Swag by byaselli21in electronicmusic

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

Get ya dick off mah shoulder.

My cheap rubber phone protector has surely saved my phone from certain damage multiple times. But. Sometimes. I like to hold it.. -unprotected. by knowsguyin Android

[–]knowsguy[S] 1 point2 points ago

I've had mine for almost half a year, as have three other family members, all sans protexione, as the Hungarian folks say. Only one phone has a noticeable scratch in the screen, and that's the one owned by The Destroyer, as we call him, my nearly adult-aged son.

My cheap rubber phone protector has surely saved my phone from certain damage multiple times. But. Sometimes. I like to hold it.. -unprotected. by knowsguyin Android

[–]knowsguy[S] 9 points10 points ago

Wat? I have no complaints about the protector I'm using. I was pointing out that sometimes, it's nice to use your high-end smartphone without any protection.

Pay attention. Hey!

Scumbag Bison by Sydviciouzin WTF

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Do you seriously believe that bison is computer graphics? Or, is that some kind of inside joke?

Scumbag Bison by Sydviciouzin WTF

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen it, so it's new to me.

If I had seen it, I would already know it's a repost.

Either way, your reply is completely pointless. Thanks for that.

The Tesla argument continues; Oatmeal responds to Forbes. by freshasapoppyin geek

[–]knowsguy -2 points-1 points ago

The Oatmeal guy is a steaming, unfunny shitdick.

Bee Gee Robin Gibb dies after cancer battle by cherrycoke44in Music

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

So, what is the science that explains if music is good or bad? I thought it was subjective.

This was in my brothers room when he was little by Amkehoein WTF

[–]knowsguy 3 points4 points ago

Robert Owen. I have the same picture in my guest bathroom.

Conservatives Take Note: A new poll shows a decisive majority of Americans believe protecting the environment is good for the economy by anutensilin environment

[–]knowsguy 7 points8 points ago

It's funny because conservation used to be a tenet of conservativism.

Wait, I mean it's sad.

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