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Leather office chair with no wear or damage $15! by Workslayernumberonein ThriftStoreHauls

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

Right. It's Thrift Store Hauls. Your point?

Sophia Loren in shorts by VerGuyin pics

[–]knowsguy 6 points7 points ago

Who puts a space between play and boy? I mean, really!

Florida Cop turns off his dash cam before beating 66 year old man with dementia. Unbeknownst to him a backup cam was still running. by Robstaleyin videos

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Yes, retracted penis, I somehow picture you as someone with a soft cock. I don't know why.

Komen Halted Funding for $12 Million in Stem Cell Research Like We Wouldn't Notice by sr79in politics

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you. You're fast, you.

Florida Cop turns off his dash cam before beating 66 year old man with dementia. Unbeknownst to him a backup cam was still running. by Robstaleyin videos

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, in these police brutality clips, I always come to the comments looking for the limp-dick who is pretty sure the officer acted properly.

Thank you, RetractedPenis. You didn't disappoint.

What is a good phone location tracker for Android? by G_Julius_Caesarin Android

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

I use WMD to find a misplaced phone, which is more of an occurrence than getting it stolen. The auto-turn-on of the volume, and subsequent loud white noise is the best feature for that use.

Operation Black March by MarchLooksBlackin technology

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Hey, clown, no need to pretend to be illiterate, you were doing a great job of actually being uneducated. Had you taken the time to look into it, you would have seen that the word "til" is not a true word, having no etymological history whatsoever. Instead, you got all butt-hurt because you were corrected. Go ahead and embrace your own ignorance, because that's just so funny.

Operation Black March by MarchLooksBlackin technology

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Don't believe everything you read. The more you look into it, the more likely it appears that it is not a true word.

Till is technically the most accurate.

Until is an acceptable (and more common) alternative.

‘Til should be avoided.

Til is not a real word.

Operation Black March by MarchLooksBlackin technology

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

I'm not mailing it anywhere "until they fix the grammar," or,

I'm not mailing it anywhere "till they fix the grammar."

I don't always correct people. But, when they are pointing out incorrect grammar, I do.

Tipper - Rotundus Maximus by ings0cin idm

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Sounds decent on Grooveshark.

Say what you want about his music, but Deadmau5 deserves a lot of credit for the guy he is (from his 2-song dedication to Bobby Clifford) by ch4rbokin electronicmusic

[–]knowsguy 9 points10 points ago

How dare you sully the good name of Tiesto. Now, hand over your glow sticks, they're too rave-y.

What is this weird stuff that's floating in my kettle? by afkredditin Coffee

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

"What is this stuff. It floats."

Thank you, you've been very hepful.

Dewey is now old enough to be "the president of Idaho". by Piouaillein pics

[–]knowsguy 18 points19 points ago

Welll, Pinhead John Krasinski, maybe.

That sounds delicious by Miracle_Whipin WTF

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

That's a different sign altogether, doesn't prove a thing. StabbyMcRunFast has a more compelling argument.

The charge? Prostitution... OF COURSE! by TheLoneHootin WTF

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Yaphet Kotto.

the Jackson kid. by pandatitsin funny

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

You're probably not old enough to see a pattern with teen mega-pop stars.

They are fake-dating. Look at their body language whenever you see a pic of them (especially her).

Why? Because it's awesome fodder for the 2.5 trillion dollar teen pop-star merchandising racket.

The teeny-bopper magazine sales market alone is worth more than the GDP of some European countries.

Dentist who used paper clips instead of steel posts on root canals sentenced to 1 year in jail by twolf1in news

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

Osteointegration is an important factor in tooth implants, not with root canals.

Whoever wrote this review.... Die. by bmoskyin Android

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

That's what I was thinking. If the®e i$n't @ fu©kinG (I don't have the energy to continue) leetspeak keyboard app, I'd be very surprised.

By a vote of 93-2, STOCK Act advances in the Senate by andrembrownin politics

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

Gee, I don't see how an individual in Congress will now be able to profit from inside information. They surely wouldn't share any of that information with a spouse, son, daughter, relative, or other of the hundreds of humans they know, would they?

What an unselfish, courageous piece of legislation.

I want to learn the basic of creating indian flavours by ninjaspy123in Cooking

[–]knowsguy -1 points0 points ago

My, isn't your lack of curiosity charming.

I want to learn the basic of creating indian flavours by ninjaspy123in Cooking

[–]knowsguy -2 points-1 points ago

I've read a couple of discussions which find that he's actually fairly obnoxious and condescending in real life, more so than on stage. He's also a born-again Christian and a Republican. Yeesh.

Louis C.K. sells comedy pilot to CBS. by ronearcin entertainment

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

But it wasn't Louis being Louis. It was slapstick, and particularly unoriginal, corny slapstick at that.

That's not the Louis I know and love.

TIL Heroin was invented by Bayer in 1898 as a cough remedy...woops! by asundaysmilein todayilearned

[–]knowsguy 1 point2 points ago

Tessalon (brand name of benzonatate) is non-narcotic. It doesn't contain codeine.

Why post information when you're not certain that it's true?

Ahh, now life is easier... by pdonniin lists

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

Cut shorter crosses. I accept PayPal.

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