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Super coked up. :o by cherrystrangein cocaine

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

I'm about 12 hours away from riding the white lightning and I can't wait. I've been looking forward to this weekend all month! A 3 day holiday weekend AND I'm getting paid? Good times ahead. :)

Why I switched from hard drugs to trees. by the_mr_nutterin trees

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

If that's what your coke dealer does, you need to find a new coke dealer. No reason to get shot just because you want a few grams of Peruvian nose candy.

The recent flooding of the frontpage... [NSFW language] by LynxMentorin asexuality

[–]johnsmcjohn 4 points5 points ago

Seeing this reminds me why I unsubscribed to r/adviceanimals. I have no use for that much stupid, and the stupid people who perpetuate it.

MIT-developed coating makes ketchup pour like milk. by Bartronin engineering

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

What the hell won? Cold fusion? A toaster that does your taxes while it changes your oil and makes your toast? Slave bots?

People of Reddit, what is/are something(s) that you know you will regret for the rest of your life? by awkward_peachin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Mistreating the family dog when I was a teen. He died before I could show him how much I cared for him. I'm so sorry, Wizard. You were a great friend and you deserved better than me. ;_;

Man faces jail time for spending $70,000 that was accidentally deposited into his account. Even though the money was not rightfully his, do you think such action is fair? One could weigh that the bank did theoretically give him the funds and that it was their mistake. by Pugertin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

He should have to pay it back. And he probaby should have a suspended sentence but that's about it.

Reddit, tell me, what do/did you love about being single? by yukizorain AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

To be able to do whatever, whenever I want without any thought to when I'll be home. It doesn't happen often, but there's nothing as awesome as leaving Friday morning, and not coming back till Sunday afternoon and the place is exactly as I left it.

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

A bigger problem is why did they out Salt as a spy in the first place??? After all, wouldn't it be much easier to just tell her to get going on her mission?

Apple airs two new Siri commercials featuring John Malkovich by letaoistin apple

[–]johnsmcjohn 3 points4 points ago

"I'm sorry. I can't find anything. Can you please try again?"

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 4 points5 points ago

Yes. But it's a small price to pay. Besides, I don't go out of my way to make a big deal about it so it doesn't come up as much as you'd think it would.

Thor vs Magneto: Who would control the hammer? (Come at me nerds! <3) by iCyberin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

Mjolnir

That's why you can't lift it. You can't even spell it.

Getting to the Motor Speedway, 15 or N Las Vegas Blvd? by jimontgomeryin vegas

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

Traffic is usually insane around 6pm. I'd say leave around 4 and just get dinner or something near the track.

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 14 points15 points ago

I'm asexual. I save tons of money on dates, I get to come and go from my house whenever I please, and I don't have to deal with any of the drama that's seen so often on this subreddit. Plus, I'm aromantic so I don't get lonely either. It's fun being an island.

Men of reddit, I seek your advice. My girlfriend is moving in tomorrow, any tips/words of wisdom to helping me survive, and not mess up? Also ladies of reddit, anything I should be careful not to do? What are some things you wish your boyfriend/husband did tht I should probably do, or don't do? by Thatguywhouptokesin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 2 points3 points ago

Get a clearly written cohabitation agreement. You've only been together 3 months so you need to have EVERYTHING spelled out in case of a breakup.

What sound makes you most comfortable? by are95in AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 2 points3 points ago

Rain outside my apartment. I have a tin carport, and it sounds lovely listening to the raindrops hitting it.

Which death scene in any book, TV Show, and/or movie made you the saddest? by WonderAliceLandin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: the Shoe. Seeing that fucked me up for weeks. Poor little shoe. :(

What did school teach you that was blatantly false once you researched it on the Internet? by peetssin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1181 points1182 points ago

That if I tried drugs I would die the second I inhaled. Jokes on them though. I'm still he

If you could pick one world/'reality' from any film or TV show you ever seen to replace our own reality what would it be? by HLMin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Because as a user, I would be like a god. And that would be pretty neat.

What is your deepest non-sexual fantasy? by ziglanderin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Having my own segment on 60 minutes. The rediculously fawning kind where they spend 11 minutes or so about how awesome you are.

I've been constantly harassed at work about my colorblindness, and just laugh along, pretending not to care. What's one thing that offends you, but you don't show it? by sourlemon13in AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

People around me are constantly joking that I'm a serial killer. I try to laugh it off, but every time someone new brings it up, it hurts.

When I'm home alone, I like to put soda in wine glasses and talk to myself in an overly stereotypical British accent. What other things do you do others might find silly when you're alone. by nedmanrulesin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Being naked. I'm pretty much naked from the moment I get home until just before I leave the house. It just feels so awesome not having to wear clothes.

If you could pick one world/'reality' from any film or TV show you ever seen to replace our own reality what would it be? by HLMin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 15 points16 points ago

Tron. I'd like very much to live on The Grid.

Is anyone else incapable of thinking clearly when you're forced to speak loudly? by BelugaTaquitoin introvert

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Prior to my public speaking class, yes. But once I learned(and had to practice) how to speak at a level I wasn't used to, I got better at it. I still freeze occasionally(especially when I'm put "on the spot") but for the most part I can speak loudly just fine. I don't like doing it, but when I need to, I can.

The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer by Pigs_On_The_Wingin videos

[–]johnsmcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Oh look. It's Howard Hughes as Jay Gatsby.

What trivial act would you like to ban or make illegal? Personally, I would like to outlaw public speakers who start off by saying, "I can't hear you!" or "Let's try that again!" by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]johnsmcjohn 0 points1 point ago

As a nonsmoker, I'm okay with this.

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