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a question for retail cashiers and similar workers, which is worse? by spudmcnallyin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 1 point2 points ago

Just remember that if you do need to use some inconvenient form of payment, a simple apology goes a long way.

a question for retail cashiers and similar workers, which is worse? by spudmcnallyin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 1 point2 points ago

standard satchel size. I'm in Canada though, where we have $1 coins, so it wasn't all quarters, dimes, and nickels (but a portion of it was).

a question for retail cashiers and similar workers, which is worse? by spudmcnallyin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 2 points3 points ago

They both suck when it's in the extremes. I've had a customer pay for a $0.97 piece with a hundred dollar bill. On the other end of the scale, I've had someone pay for a $76.00 piece with all change. Nothing has filled me with more fear than hearing that guy's satchel jingle.

What is the most embarrassing thing that has caused you to crash your car? by Hokie200proofin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

I almost crashed my car when I saw an absolutely gorgeous woman roller blading in a tiny yellow bikini. I came about and inch away from hitting the car in front of me.

I borrowed my friend's camera today and found these pictures. I'm not sure if I ever should bring it up to her. by nahbrohecoolin funny

[–]johnnydethkill 2 points3 points ago

Your friend seems awesome, and these need to be everywhere. Go rent yourself a billboard.

So... Hammer Smashed Face or Rancid Amputation? by Javiwerin Metal

[–]johnnydethkill 2 points3 points ago

I've always heard rumors that Jim Carey was a metal head, and is one of Cannibal Corpse's biggest fans.

Are you a "regular" anywhere? by GravCatin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say bad, considering I am in fact Canadian. We do love our hockey.

I'm going in on the 21st for a hip replacement. I am absolutely petrified. Has anyone had one done? How did it go? by plazman30in AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

In his case it was to avoid have further damage to his body. His knees weren't quite right, and without replacement it would have wound up causing more harm to the rest of his body. After the first replacement, he didn't need a cane, but with both knees replaced, it's a little bit different.

I'm going in on the 21st for a hip replacement. I am absolutely petrified. Has anyone had one done? How did it go? by plazman30in AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

I don't know anyone who's had a hip replacement, but I know someone who had both knees replaced (not the same, but similar I feel). The surgery went without a hitch both times, doctors told him he should slow down, but he is so stubborn that it's taken six years of his wife begging and pleading to get him to admit that he needs a cane.

What are the origins of your username? by CheatasaurusRexin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

At work before I got an actual knife, I used a bare razor blade to cut boxes, and would keep it in my mouth, pirate style, when my hands were busy folding boxes. A friends called me johnny razor, and soon after I adopted the dethkill in reference to Megadeth, and Dethklok, because it's just so badass.

Are you a "regular" anywhere? by GravCatin AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 7 points8 points ago

I'm a regular at the local pub. So regular that waitresses invite me to parties, and the manager wants me to join his sponge hockey team.

Toyota 2000GT [1280x798] by turdmalonein carporn

[–]johnnydethkill 1 point2 points ago

And that is why it's called car porn!

2012 Gumpert Apollo Enraged [2456x1632] by MindCorruptin carporn

[–]johnnydethkill 2 points3 points ago

Not Top Gear's opinion, I'm just not a fan of copious amounts of vents, gull wing doors, or large wings on the back, but I have had a look at the specs.

2012 Gumpert Apollo Enraged [2456x1632] by MindCorruptin carporn

[–]johnnydethkill 3 points4 points ago

It's not the greatest looking car, but it can go so fast that you can barely see it anyway.

If a person kills another while sleepwalking, what are the legal consequences the killer would suffer? by eliteriverain AskReddit

[–]johnnydethkill 1 point2 points ago

There are two parts to commiting a crime, the guilty act and the guilty mind. The guilty act means that you did what they say you did. The guily mind means that you were aware of what happened when you did it. This means that when sleepwalking, you are not aware of what you are doing, and therefore cannot be charged with the crime. There is a confirmed case of this happening where a man drove to the home of his in-laws, and killed his wife's parents. He was sleepwalking, and was cleared of all charges.

For all the new guys here. This should help you get started without breaking the bank by YaDamnSkippyin cigars

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

Yes I can. Unfortunately our tobacco gets taxed so much that it's hardly worth it.

Travel/aux humidor recomendations by KFBassin cigars

[–]johnnydethkill 0 points1 point ago

They ship to Kinec. Then you have to pick it up there, and pay duty and taxes. That's the only reason that I haven't spent all of my money on CI. Driving down just below the border and back is almost a full day for me.

What's /r/cigars favorite songs to listen to while smoking? by Hobo_For_Lifein cigars

[–]johnnydethkill 1 point2 points ago

Lucille by B.B. King. It's a good, relaxing tune.

For all the new guys here. This should help you get started without breaking the bank by YaDamnSkippyin cigars

[–]johnnydethkill 2 points3 points ago

The only thing keeping me from buying from all of the amazingly priced websites is the fact that I live in Canada.

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