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Chasm Spasm: THE GAME!!! by JoshIsMaximumin gaming

[–]joelveitch 11 points12 points ago

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we made this. original here http://www.rathergood.com/chasm

i think this is probably our greatest ever achievement.

A very personal question... by TheRadGasmin AskReddit

[–]joelveitch 1 point2 points ago

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I love my kids dude. I love my kids more than I ever realised it's possible to love anything. They bring me so much joy I can't possibly describe it in words. Every day they learn something, some new trick or word. Every day I help them get that little bit closer to adulthood.

They love me absolutely, unquestioningly, and without any conditions. They honestly believe I'm the strongest, cleverest, funniest, best man on the planet. I see the world with new eyes- I notice every digger or truck, every plane or sports car. I can see the wonder in small things- ants, gravity, why the sun rises, why the tides go in and out. What is wind? What are stars? What is the moon? It goes on and on and on - they need to learn literally everything there is in the world and it is my job to make sure that they learn it.

Everything has meaning now I have children, because I am no longer the most important person in my life. My happiness is not my own to generate any more- what makes me happy is the happiness and progress of my little boy and girl, so my own trials and tribulations, petty boredoms and problems do not matter so much (or only matter inasmuch as they affect my ability to make the kids happy).

So yeah, dude. Kids. That's our basic function, that's my immortality, that's my purpose.

Reddit, are any of you famous? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]joelveitch 28 points29 points ago

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I'm not famous, but I've done some reasonably well known stuff. I made those Quiznos ads with the Spongmonkeys, and do rathergood.com

TIL that the creepy Quizno's commercials featuring "sponge monkeys" were actually ripped off an old internet meme. by uurbandecayin todayilearned

[–]joelveitch 3 points4 points ago

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That's me. It was all above board, I was paid to make them.

Bacon Rocket by nem0nemin Bacon

[–]joelveitch 2 points3 points ago

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Sharks with people teeth [PIC] by bloodrobotsin pics

[–]joelveitch 3 points4 points ago

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I made a shark video! http://www.rathergood.com/shark

The Wanky Shit Demon. Do not click this unless you want to be horrified and scarred for life. [NSFAnybody] by pineapplecharmin WTF

[–]joelveitch 0 points1 point ago

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Hello reddit! This is one of my creations! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thankyou! And JoeSki42 - yes, my mum is very proud!