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Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]jesuz 0 points1 point ago

That's not what the word 'luck' means. If Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan play one and one and each wins ~50% of the time, it doesn't mean that either of them are 'lucky.' It takes incredible skill just to maintain a 50/50 probability.

Some goalkeepers save more than others, some shooters have lower percentages. It takes elite level skill and poise just to take the shot. No more luck involved than any other aspect of soccer.

Nastia Liukin by jesuzin PrettyGirls

[–]jesuz[S] 0 points1 point ago

No the 'would not bang' meme is about internet nerds criticizing women they would be lucky to smell in real life. I'm speaking in OP's voice.

Alison Brie talks about jogging...naked...and doing other stuff...also naked by tweaknessin community

[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

Some girls are very flirty. It's not that complicated. I'm sure she likes crocheting in her free time.

Happy 35th Birthday, Star Wars Episode IV! by samandstuffin movies

[–]jesuz -3 points-2 points ago

I read that George Lucas told Francis Ford Coppola to break Godfather II into two movies because it 'tells two stories.' Die in a fire.

Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]jesuz -4 points-3 points ago

They were doing this in some youth tournaments in the early 90's in California, sorry to burst your bubble Tesla.

Sepp Blatter wants penalty alternative. by bigmanlythreesomein soccer

[–]jesuz -3 points-2 points ago

Sure it effectively comes down to luck

Can I submit an early nomination for dumbest comment on /r/soccer in 2012?

The Damned United (2009) [Full HD Movie] by reddevilsglorygloryin soccer

[–]jesuz 0 points1 point ago

Except TGWTDT

Alison Brie talks about jogging...naked...and doing other stuff...also naked by tweaknessin community

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

I think what you're calling 'fan service' is just her personality.

I'm an 18 year old girl who's had severe acne since 4th grade, AMA by breathedianain IAmA

[–]jesuz -2 points-1 points ago

Nope.

I'm an 18 year old girl who's had severe acne since 4th grade, AMA by breathedianain IAmA

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

Diet doesn't really make a difference.

Nastia Liukin by jesuzin PrettyGirls

[–]jesuz[S] 0 points1 point ago

4head/10 would not bang

Thailand jet ski scam caught on tape by cheapdrinksin videos

[–]jesuz 12 points13 points ago

you are 12 and morbidly obese.

Sexiest Woman of "Community" by baatin community

[–]jesuz 5 points6 points ago

During an interview she said how much she hates having the internet comment on her looks. She said part of the reason she became a writer was to 'avoid having to take part in that kind of competition.'

But yeah she's pretty.

Army dive goes wrong by pansermannenin videos

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

Posted 7 hours ago and no comment on the hottie in the blue sports bra? Aw Reddit is growing up right before my eyes

Balls as big as they come by Funkadactylin videos

[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

I love documentaries, but 'Man on Wire' has to be the most overrated I've ever seen. It's not terrible it's just DULL, and the fact that it's on so many critics' top doc lists baffles me.

An issue I have regarding intentional/accidental videos. by drumcowskiin asmr

[–]jesuz 1 point2 points ago

Same here, searched for 'intentional' and got almost entirely 'intentional' results...

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