How I feel with my new George Foreman grill.

tbonemendez · 2 months

I heard about this. Left my damp paper towel on there. Forgot about it and didnt use my GF for a couple days. Apparently damp, warm paper towel plus food particles plus time equals maggot city. Dont forget about the damp paper towel kids.

gnrslash1987 · 2 months

Junkfood: Better than dying.

MarcVJ · 8 months

Unbreakable pen

JasonSereno · 8 months

Dude, that was an excellent excellent fake getting knocked out. You didnt protect yourself on that fall at all. Props.

Felpeh · 8 months

So Keith Stone smooth

jacktt · 10 months

where did this bit even come from?

RPShep · 10 months

Oliver Twist reference?

jacobbarber · 11 months

what is the LBC? always wondered, genuine curiosity

gunnerheadboy · 11 months

he is 17

tontyismynameyeh · 11 months

There was this video with Rick Astley. Something about giving something something.

tontyismynameyeh · 11 months

just finished Women. you kinda got the idea in the first 20 pages but it was entertaining so i kept going

captainhowdy27 · 11 months

Final Destination 3 was the greatest movie of all time.

redheaddeb · 11 months

Mirror?

kireol · 11 months

What does it mean if before i saw this I had the random thought earlier today of "I wonder if when Jack Kevorkian dies he will commit suicide?" and that was the first time I had thought of Jack Kevorkian in years

porkchop98 · 1 year

I bet I could destroy 100 Death Stars.

weissensteinburg · 1 year

You want a non decomposed body Dude? Hell, I can get you a decomposed body by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

captzon · 1 year

me as well dude

fesk · 1 year

I am sitting in the window, little girl around 4 is sitting in the middle seat, and her Mom is sitting in the isle. The little girl pees and poops right in the seat, and Mom chose not go to to the bathroom, but to change her right in the seat next to me, as I am totally boxed in, with pee dripping on the floor.

EmilyBrontesaurus · 1 year

BILLY MAYS HERE. IM HERE WITH OXICLEAN!

Iriestx · 1 year

Easy to over do the cock sauce, a little bit goes a long way.

Iriestx · 1 year

Ah, the weekly siracha karma grab.

Alfierulz · 1 year

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! get your ugly fuckin goldbrickin ass out of my beach community!

slamball · 1 year

We should create a subreddit "best of interactions of andrewsmith1986 and ProbablyHittingOnYou

FarsiDunlop · 1 year

Fucked Up is one of the best live shows I have ever seen.

Alyeska2112 · 1 year

I am so sick of all this.

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