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I finally fit comfortably in the shorts I wore when I was 14 and it gave me enough motivation to make this progress pic. Female/5'3" ~ 165lbs to 125lbs by ladysixstringin progresspics

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

Question: where is the Iron Throne you sat on? Please resist the urge to say "King's Landing."

Don't mess with the pussy. by souless_gingerin funny

[–]itsdeuce 1 point2 points ago

Funny, but needs another watermark.

When I See Someone in the Distance Wearing a Shirt of a Band I Enjoy. by thesfgin funny

[–]itsdeuce 15 points16 points ago

I laughed like cuss at that scene, especially.

Asked my elementary school crush to prom this year. by goosefishin pics

[–]itsdeuce 3 points4 points ago

It's okay, it wasn't wasted on the rest of us. Have you seen Lisa lately?

People said I looked too much like Waldo. What do you think? by oakyafterbirthin malefashionadvice

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

I have a maroon/grey striped rugby and wore it out to a bar one night. As I was walking to the bathroom, I heard a girl say to her group of friends, "here comes Freddy Krueger."

Later on, I borrowed a lighter from a guy outside smoking a cigarette. He smiled and pointed and said "Freddy Krueger shirt!" It really barely resembles Freddy's sweater.

My friend said that a guy came into her work, bought two beers, asked for a pen, drank one, and left a full beer with this note. by ilikethepenorin pics

[–]itsdeuce 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted.

Oh, no wait. I do.

Woman's iPhone stolen on cruise ship. Thief's photos turn up on photo stream. by Jo_Nahin iphone

[–]itsdeuce 20 points21 points ago

Right. So the fact that it says "worked" does not mean that the person was fired and typically indicates current employment.

double headshot! by Wabbajackerin funny

[–]itsdeuce 3 points4 points ago

Video?

Woman's iPhone stolen on cruise ship. Thief's photos turn up on photo stream. by Jo_Nahin iphone

[–]itsdeuce 66 points67 points ago

Update: Looks like Nelson has already been fired. His Facebook reads “worked at Disney Cruise Line.” Poetic justice at its finest.

Apparently the author does not know Facebook...

Just my son and his new kitty by nosajjin funny

[–]itsdeuce -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know kangaroos had spots.

My little cousin claimed this would mow the lawn faster by cjstopin funny

[–]itsdeuce 1 point2 points ago

I live in Cincinnati and was outside of a bar downtown a few years ago, talking to a few guys from Brown County while smoking cigarettes. They were regaling me with tales of how redneck the denizens of Brown County Ohio are and one guy told me about a neighbor that pulled his push mower behind an ATV to avoid having to push the mower.

kids ruin lives by king_josh60in funny

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

GONNE

My friends said I couldn't live in a storage unit... by k_moin funny

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

YUUUP!

How does one carry whey protein on a air plane by lance_klusenerin Fitness

[–]itsdeuce 13 points14 points ago

Or pay a fancy limousine service to leave earlier with your protein so when you are at the airport getting the keys to your Chevy Aveo a man in a suit hands you your protein powder and then drives back home.

The British version of "America! Fuck yeah!" by ogenbitein funny

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

Or perhaps "Scotland, fuck ewes."

The British version of "America! Fuck yeah!" by ogenbitein funny

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

If only his name were Benedict Cumberbatch...

Did I just buy my 2-year-old a Fleshlight? (SFW) by VeryVitoin funny

[–]itsdeuce 6 points7 points ago

The 99 Center

Best Friends for 20 Years by rtardriotin pics

[–]itsdeuce 3 points4 points ago

Literature for college recruits

To the awesome person at Maifest yesterday.... by skibunny402in cincinnati

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

What was with all of the police cars on 4th Street on Saturday night? When we crossed over around 10:30pm there were police cars all over 4th St.

She looks shocked. by acdcpeonin funny

[–]itsdeuce 5 points6 points ago

This is why we don't make collages of father's college photos.

I may be deaf, but these were words I have always wanted to her, just only in her voice. by WHATDIDYOUSAYin pics

[–]itsdeuce 0 points1 point ago

In my experiences people with disabilities like that don't define themselves by their disability.

One of his comments begins "Deaf amputee here..."

Didn't sound very good... by naveedyin iphone

[–]itsdeuce 1 point2 points ago

restocks Asian Restaurant in Tiny Tower

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