This girl is the worst person alive

MrCalifornia · 2012-05-25T01:20:25.016104+00:00

I'd like to say she deserves to be hit by a bus, but that's not fair to bus drivers.

sweetjamsman · 2012-05-24T22:52:43.041578+00:00

I'm a Smuckers fan, most of their products are stellar. I'm addicted to Apple Butter, and of course, strawberry preserves.

BUT - That "Goober" shit is an abomination.

AISim · 1 day

You're in luck. It's been re-designed and re-released as Jr. Bigtrak. Also, you can get a re-release fullsize model from Zeon. I don't think they've been remaking the powered dump trailer. For that, I think you'll have to find a vintage unit. In the mean time, enjoy this BigTrak T-shirt.

AISim · 1 day

I want to slap you for saying that. That's a 2 year old April Fools joke, and not happening.

DrToonz · 1 day

Poster was only hung at the top, like a curtain, he just crawled in behind it.

kush_king420 · 1 day

HI!

My catty is a fatty too, and he came that way from the pound/shelter, he's about 3 years old. I want to say he's been with me not quite 1 year. I've been putting exactly 1/2 cup in his bowl once a day, every morning before I step out to work. I switched him up from standard IAMS to a "fatty catty" blend, by blue buffalo That was at least 4 bags of food ago. He's still as fatty as ever.

Now, I see you say 1/4 cup, twice a day. I don't see how that's going to change things, it's the same exact amount of food I already give him. What do?

I was just trying to help the guy with his embarrassing yet hilarious "gut waddle" which swings to and fro as he wanders down the hall.

ALSO - he refuses to drink water from a bowl, no matter where I put it, even the awesome waterfall bowl I got him, that plugs in and filters the water, the little ingrate. You know what he does? My tub faucet has a super slow drip. He climbs his lard ass into the bath tub, and suckles at the drips from the tap, as well as has full on cat bathing sessions. You should see how furry my tub is in the mornings when I step in for a shower. House rule, leave bathroom door open at all times for kitty.

lalnyy8 · 2 days

Sure, but at least the fake Toast Crunch is doused with sugar. Fake Cheerios taste of drywall.

I agree on the peanut butter though. I don't care what's really in JIF, I'm never turning my back on it again.

lalnyy8 · 2 days

Few things taste shittier than off-brand Cheerios.

Flowtos · 2 days

Not in US.

moejike · 2 days

It's cause the cat knows the alarm is coming and doesn't want to hear it.

moejike · 2 days

I think this one is my favorite of all your works.

SimplySausage · 2 days

I disagree, she clearly lacks the depth and warmth.

windmillofdoom · 2 days

But he went the wrong way - supposed to back over those fucktards.

Whoashootdang · 3 days

I have burbon and pliers, lets do this.

reddit0rial · 3 days

Somehow I always assumed the guy from the Moody Blues was gay. No straight man could blow a flute like that.

Sidetracking · 3 days

Say what you will, I can't deny teamwork wins games, but in the final seconds I miss having the ball in Brandon Roy's hand.

cthor515 · 3 days

This cutback makes sense, however...

Nascar fans may be yokels in the eyes of many in the US, but they are certainly a demographic worthy of targeting for military recruitment. Instead of funding full teams(which is the most expensive way to have an advertising presence in NASCAR), they should just fund a race or two. Instead of the "Subway 500" have the "US ARMY 500". It still allows a presence in Nascar, without the massive finacial commitment running race teams requires.

Sir_Timothy · 3 days

Pack your bags Stan, Portland has a slot to fill.

sccottt · 4 days

My whole class got a little field trip downtown to ride the mono-rail, meet cinnamon bear, and I remember we ate lunch nearby at the Marriott. It was pretty cool for a bunch of poor kids from NE. We also each recieved an ornament. Mine was a tiny wooden rocking chair, which I still put on the tree to this day.

It had to be 1980-'81ish when I went.

Phantom_Scarecrow · 6 days

It's ridiculous and fabulous. I love it. And you put a gang of work into that to bring it back in 3 months. Well done.

newsdaylaura18 · 6 days

A story about your grandpa? I didn't know you and Dapwell hung out.

newsdaylaura18 · 6 days

Yeah, you can't just throw that out. You need to destroy it, throw away the pieces in random trash cans around the city.

monad68 · 6 days

Your attitude is typical, in my observation, of an asshole.

scottylechien · 6 days

Not bad, Subaru.

edwartica · 6 days

I was 4.5, standing in my parents front yard, staring North, in my PJ's with the feets, and the rear flap for asshole access. I remember the image vividly. We lived not too far from 42nd and Killingsworth at the time. Like everyone else, I somewhere have a little babyfood jar with ash in it.

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