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Training session at Shenyang Sports School, China by gonzales82in pics

[–]imonlyalurker 2 points3 points ago

Training to become what? A bicycle?

Lucky me ...I guess by AndyCarrollsLeftBootin pics

[–]imonlyalurker 0 points1 point ago

Your keys look drawn-on.

Horrible woman SUES a mother for the damage to the car that killed her daughter by reyshakin videos

[–]imonlyalurker -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I agree with this. She was more infuriated at the mother than the kid. Maybe it was a fat joke, maybe it wasn't. All I know is that it was hilarious either way.

Boldly brazen bawdy baboons besmitten by babe begrudgingly brandishing barenaked boobies by gogogadgetschlongin gifs

[–]imonlyalurker 7 points8 points ago

...What the fuck is happening in the .gif?

Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble........... (had me in tears I was laughing so hard) by greenbee202in videos

[–]imonlyalurker 28 points29 points ago

At 4:09 Shorty comes in with a BIG swing and Fat Boy executes a professional duck. I was very impressed.

Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble........... (had me in tears I was laughing so hard) by greenbee202in videos

[–]imonlyalurker 46 points47 points ago

"Nigguh, doe cuz? nigguh nigguh cuz!"

Horrible woman SUES a mother for the damage to the car that killed her daughter by reyshakin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 49 points50 points ago

To be fair, I don't think the Judge meant it as a dig at the kid or the family. She was just basically saying "He looks fine, meanwhile this other lady lost her daughter". It wasn't an intended fat joke, but it came off as one. That's why I thought it was funny.

Old Ladies talking about "70 year old virgin" by RedditShmeditin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how she formulated that the person in question was a lesbian >_> Also, "Diddle-do, a do-diddle" made me crack up.

These 3 guys belong in jail. If you know them, contact the san diego pd. by mikep500in videos

[–]imonlyalurker -1 points0 points ago

The point is that there was some sort of conflict before the video started. Hence the "That motherfucker's bleeding, you're bleeding..." We just don't know how intense it was before. At :21 you can hear a faint siren in the background. Was there another fight close by? Was this a bigger deal, enough to call an ambulance for someone else? Who knows.

This man has my respect, felt so bad for him by MySpermin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 21 points22 points ago

I like this foreign game show. "James, if she slept with 6 people or 4 people what's the difference?" "..." It's two dude!! Two!!!

Horrible woman SUES a mother for the damage to the car that killed her daughter by reyshakin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 498 points499 points ago

"It doesn't look like he's missed a meal" lol

These 3 guys belong in jail. If you know them, contact the san diego pd. by mikep500in videos

[–]imonlyalurker -1 points0 points ago

If they got there 'quickly' then they must have been called after the video. If someone called before the guy started recording then I wouldn't exactly call that quickly.

Anchorman: The Legend Continues - Teaser Trailer #2 by staianoin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 3 points4 points ago

Steve Carell is the fucking man.

White people... by CCurt121in videos

[–]imonlyalurker -1 points0 points ago

that gave me a tromboner

This guy knows what he's talking about. by TheAlaskanBullwormin videos

[–]imonlyalurker -1 points0 points ago

If Guinness sends him a certificate, I want to see him break this record by eating that.

So this is a screen protector that deflects bricks. nbd. Would anyone buy this? by sunariin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 2 points3 points ago

My god...they've harnessed the power of the Nokia. Think of what this could mean......

The dangers of Sext-ing are greater than weve ever imagined! by Firsttimethingin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 2 points3 points ago

Can a digital dick get a digital vagina pregnant?

I sat around for days waiting for this moment...and when it arrived I choked. by imonlyalurkerin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]imonlyalurker[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that's what I ask myself too. But it comes down to: 1. I was still scared out of my mind. 2. The comic is exaggerated a little bit. He was already getting back in his truck at that point.

These 3 guys belong in jail. If you know them, contact the san diego pd. by mikep500in videos

[–]imonlyalurker 2 points3 points ago

As someone mentioned, this IS a 2 minute long video and it was perhaps just the middle of the conflict when the cameraman started recording. We don't know how long they were arguing. Plus, if this happened in a city there's a chance that they could have gotten there quicker (bigger population=more cops= quicker response time).And your posts keep revolving around this "self-reliance" thing. The guy getting his face smashed in WAS BEING self-reliant. Look where it got him. All I'm saying is that if a bystander called the cops this may have turned out better than a bunch of people on the internet trying to find the culprits.

How to take a taser like a man NSFW by rainmanj9in videos

[–]imonlyalurker 75 points76 points ago

That was like a one-liner from an action movie. Something Arnold would say.

Baseball Fan Catches Back-to-Back Home Run Balls by paperwaspin videos

[–]imonlyalurker 23 points24 points ago

His friend next to him in the grey shirt looks so disappointed at the end.

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