DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

ronpaulkid · 2 months

I love how I get downvoted for agreeing. Stay classy, San Diego.

ronpaulkid · 2 months

Christian here - in the famous words of Ed McMahon: "You are correct, sir!"

rtpnerd · 2 months

"Classic"? I think you mean "movie".

idatedyourfriend · 2 months

Thanks again, Tiger.

idatedyourfriend · 2 months

Thanks, Champ. Still can't buy it.

In this age of Internets I refuse to believe that the only way to buy this work (or a print of this work) is to travel to whatever city is putting it on display and either purchasing from a gallery or bidding on it.

Maybe I'll start a petition on the White House website to make Obama put them up for sale on Amazon.

idatedyourfriend · 2 months

See, the problem with Art is...how do you buy it??? I want to buy this Art. I can't figure out how.

Spaceman_Spif · 2 months

You could live in Nashua and save yourself some taxes.

Valendr0s · 2 months

We'll just remove every hater who hates from the airwaves. Then no one will anything.

Valendr0s · 2 months

I'm going to think positively about Reddit for just a minute and pretend that he's actually saying "WTF" to the 44% who voted AGAINST free speech.

That was a nice dream.

ANewMachine615 · 2 months

Even if you're a AAA member, they will not cover the towing cost of an "emergency" tow called in by a police officer. So in that case, your towing costs go from $0 (AAA) to $115 (in this case).

fugololo · 3 months

where?

centralcontrol · 3 months

Keep in mind that, in addition to being an occasional douche, I have no rule to cite for this. I just believe that it's correct to say "by accident" and "on purpose". In my mind, it has to do with "by" being a more "passive" word (reminiscent of "by way of...") and makes more sense when coupled with "accident", implying that you did not mean to cause - or passively caused - an accident. Making the two interchangeable would mean that "by purpose" is acceptable. That just sounds weird to me.

tl;dr - if I made the rules, they'd be douchey and based on "how I feel". If anyone knows the actual rule, please weigh in.

cosmicvoyager · 3 months

That route has been banned since April 14, 1912.

centralcontrol · 3 months

z33driv3r · 3 months

your dad seems cooler than you.

snuggleitout · 3 months

Team Edward.

bouldernuggets · 3 months

sexysheik · 3 months

Do not get a credit card until you have a solid, steady stream of income. That way, you can use the card to build credit but never have to wonder if you'll have enough money from month to month to pay the bill.

Thekidmagic · 3 months

Naming a puppy Bob Barker, while adorable at first glance, is kind of like naming you son Lorena Bobbitt.

mcredson · 4 months

The other day, I learned that a special plastic measuring toilet/squirt-sterile-stuff-on-your-torn-vag-seat that they give to women in the maternity ward is called...a hat.

jetboyterp · 4 months

I'm in!

jetboyterp · 4 months

I would like to play!

kelsey11 · 4 months

I'll never understand why you guys drop your 'r's at the end of words but insist on adding 'r's at the end of words that don't have them! I had an English teacher in school -- an ENGLISH teacher -- who was from Boston and used to say things like "I have an idear: let's go to Chiner!" Maybe he was a Kennedy.

Also, you all think you're the centah of the universe. http://i.imgur.com/wvOID.jpg

And you CERTAINLY think you're the center of the sports universe. You guys go on about the pats like they're still the champs. You haven't won since 2005. Brady may still be good, but the whole team's different now! The Red Sox suck. The Bruins are cheap players. And everyone in MA is too drunk to notice!

I will say this: you have some of the hottest chicks on the planet. And that's the truth. Glad I went to school there. And I'll agree with you on "bubbler". The water bubbles up. Water fountains are the things in parks. But I refuse to say "bubblah".

One of my friends at school chastised me for saying "Beantown". Apparently, none of you actually call it that. Which is good, cause it's the stupidest nickname for a town ever.

As for the rest of Massachusetts, I get the distinct impression they all wish they were somewhere else: RI, CT, NH, VT, even NY. Except Maine. Noone wants to go to Maine.

TheVoices_InYourHead · 4 months

maybe he was and that's why he wouldn't lower the weapon.

idatedyourfriend

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