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Volunteer gets drilled in head by golf ball at TPC today by BigMoneyNoWhammiesin golf

[–]id3ntitycrisis 2 points3 points ago

The look he has after he struck the ball was pure evil. He probably did it on purpose.

Boss just threw two hundred dollar bills on my desk and said... by bansheemanin AskReddit

[–]id3ntitycrisis 0 points1 point ago

I work as a server. One day I got a call from my boss asking me if I had any plans for a certain day about a month from then at the time. Thinking he needed me to work a shift (most likely a terrible one) I had a few thoughts of lying to him, (uhh, are the Indians in town that week, can I say I have tickets?) any excuse was ready but luckily I said that I had no plans. Turns out he asked me if I wanted to play golf with the head dude of our company (easily a multi-millionaire) at the nicest course in Ohio. And I love golf maybe a little too much, so naturally I'm thanking him up and down.

By the time I get to play the very exclusive course, my super-boss bought me an $80 dollar golf shirt, and a sleeve of golf balls. Not to mention we had a great time (very interesting getting into the head of a millionaire). I still work there, and have no plans of quitting any time soon.

I thought I had it for sure. by PapasMoustachein drawsome

[–]id3ntitycrisis 2 points3 points ago

Oh...naggers...

The world is a chicken. by samicusin funny

[–]id3ntitycrisis -1 points0 points ago

So the chicken came first then?

Is this any good? by JackTheUnicyclerin Minecraft

[–]id3ntitycrisis 0 points1 point ago

If you're proud of it, then it's great!

I missed it!!! Saddest day of my life. by meaghanjmin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]id3ntitycrisis 1 point2 points ago

Hey! Mine's tomorrow! I never would have known that if I didn't download RES from your link!

Finally by thedancingmilkin gaming

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I don't think anybody goes there anymore...

Finally by thedancingmilkin gaming

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Yeah, I recognize your name from scorehero right?

TIL The United States Military is going to launch a plane that can drop a bomb anywhere in the world in less than an hour. by newguyrobin todayilearned

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YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE TAX DOLLARS NOW!?

Which movie cliches really annoy you? by ImNotJesusin AskReddit

[–]id3ntitycrisis 1 point2 points ago

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Who am I?

Which movie cliches really annoy you? by ImNotJesusin AskReddit

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FOR ANOTHER 3O SECONDS EVERYTHING

Pardon me sir, you typed a capital "O" instead of a zero.

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Montrose this afternoon, North Akron tomorrow night.

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Honestly that is what's in a california. They put 1.5 squirts of grape into a 16 oz. Maybe your ratio was off?

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[–]id3ntitycrisis 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, our job is so unique because we accept tips from customers directly instead of them being able to casually leave the money on the table or whatever. Typically around 15% is the average of what we'll make in a night but obviously to-go orders would be less especially call ins. I'm actually going to work right now. Just flip your headlights on if you need anything!

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Sadly the soup and egg salad deal is gone :( It was just around for winter. California and Florida are great though!

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[–]id3ntitycrisis 2 points3 points ago

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Little secret Swensons things. Get a Strawberry Mountain Dew. Zucchini broken well done with cajun spices. Potato teasers with cajun. Toasted cheese with coney sauce. Hot fudge peanut butter shake tasted just like reese's pieces.

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[–]id3ntitycrisis 8 points9 points ago

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Kinda cool to see people talking about where I work on such a large website. I worked last night in that freakin' monsoon with tornadoes.

Flee ohio by kevvyg15in pics

[–]id3ntitycrisis 4 points5 points ago

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You know we have Saladboys right? Vegetable patty...

Reddit, I think we can all unanimously agree that hygiene a few hundred years ago was pretty gross. What do we do that you think people in the future may find disgusting? by BuhDerpDerpin AskReddit

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Humans have been eating animals for their entire existence... do you really think that will change in 100 years? Not to mention how fucking delicious they are. Oh my god, people will be dealing bacon like drugs.

If you could have lunch with any celebrity, who would it be? by TuriGuilianoin AskReddit

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Incoming piss

Better open my mouth.

I'm being attacked by crows outside of my apartment. What can I do about this? by weegotfishin AskReddit

[–]id3ntitycrisis 88 points89 points ago

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after reading the "angry birds" part I half expected this to be some novelty account named "green_pig" or something.

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