Bring out the throwaways. What's the creepiest thing you've ever done?

ToeToeCreepoe · 2012-05-25T17:08:53.809574+00:00

Having a fetish is like being hypnotized against your will to do awful things. Its a helluva drug.

ToeToeCreepoe · 2012-05-25T17:04:29.735301+00:00

Is there a pervert olympics? Because that's easily a silver medal there.

Windowarrior · 2012-05-25T16:41:27.099984+00:00

I had a prostate issue. My doctor recommended a specialist clinic and the only timely appointment was with a female doctor. The male doctors had a 3 or 4 week backlog and I'm too worried about having cancer to wait. I figure I'm mature enough to handle this and make the appointment.

So I show up, long story short I just remember telling myself "Dont get an erection, dont get an erection" while she inserted her finger into my ass and later fondled my balls and grabbed my penis, pulled it, inspected it, etc. She wasn't gentle or hesitating which only made it hotter. I remember sitting there and thinking "Okay, well this is how this is going to go down. She's going to do all these things to me while I bite down and think of fat guys playing softball. Shirtless." Oh she was pretty cute too.

Bonus, when my GP first inspected my prostate he dug nice and deep into my anus, pulled his hand out, and a little poop fell out. So a couple of firsts there. Hand up ass and shitting on the floor in the doctors office.

tldr; dont get old kids, its not pretty. Im only in my 30s :(

Windowarrior · 2012-05-25T16:37:54.409337+00:00

I'm like an entirely different person on Demerol...

Did you have an awkward experience when you realized your friends didnt like you but liked Demerol you?

Obvious_Throwawayz · 2012-05-25T16:34:54.102185+00:00

He actually hates m.night jokes.

/m.night.shamuyanan

Obvious_Throwawayz · 2012-05-25T16:32:51.775456+00:00

Come on, beneficial? Maybe if you have glaucoma or some other medical issue and current treatments aren't working.

I'm pro-legalization but the idea that getting fucked up every day is beneficial is really, really pushing it. Every stoner I know has stopped maturing the day they became a stoner. You have the right to do that, but don't play it up as some wonderful thing.

when alcohol is actually work.

It is "worse." But people who drink alcohol dont typically drink everyday to the point of drunkness and then all they ever do is talk about it. False comparison.

Obvious_Throwawayz · 2012-05-25T16:29:46.455029+00:00

13 yo boys on reddit? Never!

Obvious_Throwawayz · 2012-05-25T16:28:41.454588+00:00

and after school.. back to a cubicle. I will keep the toilet seat warm for you.

gazkoyne · 2012-05-25T16:03:08.000303+00:00

Text on buses was Russian.

Dietbetic · 2012-05-25T15:51:48.314081+00:00

Or horny girl got Joe Rogan to take his shirt off for her.

/half full

/half empty

Dietbetic · 2012-05-25T15:50:58.180532+00:00

If you want to make money doing standup, handling loud drunks should be at the top of your skillset list.

umt43 · 2012-05-25T15:48:34.972773+00:00

Build a fence for your pet. There's more than one coyote out there.

iamadogforreal · 2012-05-25T15:44:14.843096+00:00

If there was a bulletproof ICS Rom I'd do it. Thus far my reading on xda and other sites is full of comments like "drains battery, wifi doesn't work." CM9 might be my best bet but I'd have to pick a nightly. I'm too lazy/risk adverse to be a beta tester.

Someone else recommended Darkside beta6, maybe I'll just try that.

iamadogforreal · 2012-05-25T15:40:26.536785+00:00

Thanks. Any idea on how I can get back to the stock rom? My feeling is that ICS is around the corner and this might have been a "get ready for ics" patch from tmobile.

I really wish they communicated more with their customers about deployment dates.

iamadogforreal · 2012-05-25T15:34:58.206453+00:00

Right, whatever junk samsung and tmobile vomit onto my phone.

Leuffen · 2012-05-25T15:32:37.460729+00:00

So this was just pilot error then?

iamadogforreal · 2012-05-25T15:14:02.015196+00:00

Wow, still no ICS? Maybe I should just switch to CM9 if its stable on the tmobile version.

I really regret not getting a nexus.

iamadogforreal · 2012-05-25T15:09:26.021921+00:00

Nope, no update.zip anywhere I can see.

linucs · 2012-05-25T15:02:30.558701+00:00

10 years from now and I can imagine a teacher telling the class how multitasking is evil

Naww, we'er just slowly reinventing the PC with tablets. Multitasking is slowly being cooked in. We'll attach keyboards and mice to our tablets.

Technology is like fashion. Its never finished. Its all fads and appealing to what the market thinks it needs.

iamadogforreal · 2012-05-25T14:09:36.324595+00:00

I can live without root for a while. I just want the stock ICS rom.

jumajuma · 2012-05-25T03:03:41.155891+00:00

There really a very few enterprise grade brands. Namely HP and Cisco are often good performers.

The guy previous to me bought 2 cheap Netgear 48port 1gbps switches. Several ports burned out, 3 network cards on servers burned out, they randomly rebooted, and on the day I retired them they comically had -17 days of uptime listed in the web interface. I pulled them out after less than 3 years of use. D-link is considered an even worse brand than Netgear!

HP is in your price range. Dont bother with Cisco if you cant afford. HP Procurves are the industry standard for small/medium sized businesses.

NspktrSpacetime · 2012-05-24T21:35:34.024430+00:00

She drew them live too, terrible strain on her wrist. Damn you, male maleocracy!

NspktrSpacetime · 2012-05-24T21:34:45.322840+00:00

Considering that claims of supernatural acts literally make no sense, its forgivable that you didn't "get" this.

Its like saying you didn't get the 2 hour rant your methhead uncle gave you about the Illuminati.

ApologeticKid · 2012-05-24T21:16:11.277685+00:00

Fixed:

http://i.imgur.com/misfs.jpg

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