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What is your "back-up plan"? I'm gonna be a trucker. by myfairlady91in AskReddit

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

PM me if you need someone to talk to.

TIL that in one of the original endings to 'Scott Pilgrim Vs The World' it would be revealed through a news report that Scott was a serial killer who realistically murdered Ramona's exes and left coins on their bodies. He dreamed up a video-game inspired alternate reality to justify his actions. by Awkward_Hugsin todayilearned

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

It would totally kill the mood.

TIFU my piano test by mjchopperboyin tifu

[–]iamMess 19 points20 points ago

Cheer up man, you'll get it right one day.

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

It's okay man :) You must have looked through a shitloads of comments to get here :)

What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

Relevant

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

I once lost my necklace that cost me $5. It was this little wooden thing with some chinese writing on it. I never knew what the writing said, but when my friends asked me I told them it said "Freedom". I would wear it everywhere I went and only took it off when I was showering.

It ment the world to me, it was everything I stood for. Luckily I found it a couple of weeks back, made me feel complete again :)

So, my friends thought it would be a good idea to order 100 hamburgers from McDonalds. by lord_gifin funny

[–]iamMess 3 points4 points ago

As I wrote in another post, then OP most likely isn't friends with these people - it was original posted on "McDonalds Danmark" facebook fanpage earlier today. But I'll read through the comments and possibly ask what they did with the cheeseburgers.

So, my friends thought it would be a good idea to order 100 hamburgers from McDonalds. by lord_gifin funny

[–]iamMess 115 points116 points ago

Can you prove that these are you friends? This is a picture from McDonalds Denmark, that was posted earlier today. It went viral pretty quick, even though buying 100 cheeseburgers isn't that big of a deal.

So, my friends thought it would be a good idea to order 100 hamburgers from McDonalds. by lord_gifin funny

[–]iamMess 5 points6 points ago

1000 kr. Which equals to about 180 dollars.

I'm sorry I was a bitch in high school. What have you done in your past that you need to apologize (even anonymously) for? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]iamMess 10 points11 points ago

Fuck you OP!

My 7 year old son told me (a single father) that he wants to be a girl and that he's always felt this way. Is he transgender? What should I do? by confusedfather28in AskReddit

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I've read this before on reddit...

Dear MFA. I am getting married in 2 weeks. My fiance needs a suit. Where can I get one like the one John Legend is wearing in this video? by larafrompinkponyin malefashionadvice

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

This is correct. But you should have loads of time. Tailoring a suit doesn't take that long. But if you want it tailored to perfection, you might want to start searching now.

Reddit, What is the best advice you have ever received from the internet? by jonwbrown243in AskReddit

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

You need to walk slower than them too. Makes you "weaker", thus making them move out of your way.

IAmA 24yo electrical engineer with magnets implanted in my fingertips. AMA. by elgevillawngnomein IAmA

[–]iamMess 180 points181 points ago

How do you cope with the fear of a MRI scan?

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So this happened at prom yesterday (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by iamMess to funny

If you switched bodies with your SO for a day, what would you do? Possibly NSFW by ashe14in AskReddit

[–]iamMess -1 points0 points ago

"I would buy him flowers and do all the shit I wish he would do for me. Then piss on him in the shower." Better?

I just won 3 free tacos at taco bell. Reddit, what's your greatest achievement? by techdekin AskReddit

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I once stumpled upon a claw machine that was broken, so no coins were needed to play. Needless to say, we got really good at the claw machine and ripped it of all its toys :D

When I was 17, while extremely intoxicated my friends and I dug up a strangers entire garden at 4am and replanted it in their neighbours yard. What things do you do as a teen that provided you with epic memories? by Zombree18in AskReddit

[–]iamMess -1 points0 points ago

REGRET IT MORE WE SAID!

For 5 years (to the date) I've kept this in my wallet. What amusing or silly things have you held on to? by Doctor_Saucein AskReddit

[–]iamMess -4 points-3 points ago

Just keep telling yourself the first one is totally normal... It's not creepy at all..

TL;DR version of your life up to this point by Nice_Dudein AskReddit

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

TL;DR I died twice - hoping I only will die once more.

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Sudden Clarity Clarence on Buddah (qkme.me)

submitted ago by iamMess to AdviceAnimals

Did I do the right choice here? by dilkomanin malefashionadvice

[–]iamMess 3 points4 points ago

You look awful a lot like me

Non-Americans of Reddit, what was the day Sept. 11th, 2001 like for you? Story enclosed. by MAH-TEEin AskReddit

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

Dane here. I clearly remember this day even though I only was 7 years old. I remember how my mom picked me up from school and told me something serious had happened. I remember asking her what it was, but had a hard time explaining to me. The first time I understood it was when I came home and saw the crash on our small TV. At this time I had no idea what this really ment, but I knew it was bad. I thought this was the first time anything like this had happened. I remember not being allowed to watch cartoons because my parents needed the TV.

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My friend made a video on how not to give a fuck [4:31] (youtube.com)

submitted ago by iamMess to funny

TIL that we forget why we have entered a room because passing through doors creates an 'event boundary' causing the brain to file away what we were just thinking about. by venisonsdearisntitin todayilearned

[–]iamMess 0 points1 point ago

Posted before by me, damn u reddit!

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