Jack Horner (Dinosaur expert) and his 19 year old bride. ಠ_ಠ

sandely65 · 5 days

Yeah shes ugly, but I own an ugly dog myself. It's not such a bad thing. People are more afraid of ugly dogs.

Hecuba · 12 days

Good work! I'm sure the good deed will pay karmic dividends!

Teglement · 15 days

...and she will be happy to have it in about 30 years.

liquidpeace247 · 1 month

Bruce Springsteen sucks ass, he sings through his teeth and looks like he has halitosis.

manleylo · 1 month

TheSpiffySpaceman · 1 month

It's true, but think of all the friends you get to have. It's sad to let them go, but not really that sad if you helped them live full lives.

TheSpiffySpaceman · 1 month

Jesuze

something_else_ · 1 month

BobOdenkirk · 2 months

Since you brought it up, Do you feel like Bill is the Ron Gallager of the Odenkirk family? How often do you get complemented on The Simpsons?

deepwaterhippy · 2 months

Dog, get a dog. If they don't allow you to have a dog, move and get a dog. I promise you will sleep better.

DCash203 · 2 months

...Unless you have a neck injury.

Zippo16 · 2 months

Maybe try /r/Louisiana or /r/batonrouge I wish you the best of luck.

NoKumSok · 2 months

If this turns out to be fake my heart will scream with the sadness of 10,000 murdered hookers... also I hope they bring arcologies back!

TheYellowRose · 3 months

This is exactly what I was not smart enough to articulate.

TheYellowRose · 3 months

(STOP the presses! A bunch of drunk college aged kids were ass wipes!)

cateatsmouse · 3 months

Black History Month is about what black people have achieved

Wine from South Africa can be considered a cultural export on some level.

BosskHogg · 3 months

Showbiz pizza (80's theme restaurant) that in some cases turned into Chuck E. Cheese.

svenhoek86 · 3 months

huge_douche