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How to win a game by building just one more cannon: When Cheese Fails Season 6 Episode 3 by DrBurstin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -19 points-18 points ago

NO, it's NOT excusable you sad pathetic scrub piece of shit. And of course, you have to be a shitty protoss player. The question is, is there atleast one fucking protoss player who isn't shitty or bms?

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The poor nigga's stream (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by hjelpme to starcraft

KevinKnocke sharing his thoughts on Catz by Hiflonin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -25 points-24 points ago

AWWWWW ;_; T_T awwww, you forgot to add context?

Cry me a river and a lake. And don't forget, let's not be retarded next time.

"CatZ is making me hard" - Kevin Knocke by Pokebunnyin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -7 points-6 points ago

Thanks for the context you piece of fucking shit.

With the best birthay intentions to my zerg playing husband, "Clint" comes an unfortunate cake and card.. I need to stick to drawing instead of cake making.. by CZCuckooWifein starcraft

[–]hjelpme -28 points-27 points ago

Thanks for stating the obvious, Captain Retard.

Where is that NASL showmatch restream between Sase and EGPuMa? by hjelpmein starcraft

[–]hjelpme[S] 0 points1 point ago

You are doing us a great service. Thank you.

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Where is that NASL showmatch restream between Sase and EGPuMa? (self.starcraft)

submitted ago by hjelpme to starcraft

Naniwa expresses intrest in swedish State of the Game by Echuuin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -8 points-7 points ago

Fuck Sweden piece of shit Country. AMERICA FUCK YEA

So, I know it's still in Alpha, but please Blizzard, don't forget to fix this completely unnecessary scrollbar. by YimYimYimiin starcraft

[–]hjelpme 2 points3 points ago

Hello, Blizzard feedback team here. We'll get to that right away.

Psyche. Dumbass, this is reddit.

Follow-up. Thanks for the suggestions for the gift for the wife. Loved it. by Binky216in running

[–]hjelpme 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/V9vTu.jpg

One of my favorite pregnancy runs (26 weeks)... A goat decided to tag along with me and a friend on a 7 miler! by prettypilot2002in running

[–]hjelpme -30 points-29 points ago

You are killing your kid by running. All your nutrients need to be given to the little fucker.

Extra ticket for Zelda symphony tonight by unziptheFutureBlousein Atlanta

[–]hjelpme -6 points-5 points ago

I'll give you $20, take it or leave it.

Hey film crew, thanks for the litter! by count_schemulain Atlanta

[–]hjelpme 1 point2 points ago

We're not supposed to leave our water bottles everywhere.

Let's talk about Pro SC2 streams by DrWhinyDancerin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -2 points-1 points ago

SKRILLEX - FIRST OF THE YEAR (EQUINOX)

  • Eclectic Introduction -

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye gye gye gyeeeeuw.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nyi nyi nyiiii nyao ni ni ni.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, yaaiooiiiiinaaiiooneueuaodeh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, giaoaiosoiiiiinaaiiooneueuayewnudeh.

  • Eclectic Breakdown -

    Verse 1

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, giaoaioseoiiiiinaaiio -

Call 911 now!

BWUY YOH.

GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.

BWUY YOH.

GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.

GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash,

you gah uh jah!

BWUY YOH.

GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.

BWUY YOH.

GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.

GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash gwilla bah.

BWUY YOH.

Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh.

Gritchlew,

WEUUUUW, GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww.

(Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww.)

Geh geh geh GUHWEEEE EH nuh nuh nuh,

gwish gwash,

you gah uh jah!

BWUY YOH.

Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh.

Gritchlew,

WEUUUUW, GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww.

(Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww.)

Geh geh geh GUHWEEEE EH nuh nuh nuh,

gwish gwash,

you gah uh jah!

  • Eclectic Interlude -

    Verse 1

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, giaoaioseoiiiiinaaiio -

Call 911 now!

BWUY YOH, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM,

BWUY YOH, GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO,

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM,

GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash,

niaoom unna ninny knee.

BWUY YOH.

GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.

BWUY YOH.

GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.

GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwoh shehnaaahhh.

BWUY YOH.

Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh.

Gritchlew,

WEUUUUW, GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww.

(Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww.)

Geh geh geh GUHWEEEE EH nuh nuh nuh,

gwish gwash,

you gah uh jah!

BWUY YOH.

Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh.

Gritchlew,

WEUUUUW, GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW.

GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww.

(Bwohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww.)

Geh geh geh GUHWEEEE EH nuh nuh nuh,

gwish gwash,

you gah uh jah!

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye gye gye gyeeeeuw.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nyi nyi nyiiii nyao ni ni ni.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, yaaiooiiiiinaaiiooneueuaodeh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh.

Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum.

Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, giaoaiosoiiiiinaaiiooneueuayewnudeh.

  • Eclectic Outro -

GOD playing sc2 !!!! by noonndin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -31 points-30 points ago

How fucking rude. You should delete this post RIGHT NOW. If he wanted us to know who he was on the ladder they would have a) Shown his name on both videos b) Not named that account lllllll.

There is a fucking reason they're trying to remain anonymous, you know? You're doing eSports a great disservice.

Don't we have bigger problems? by sheefteein rant

[–]hjelpme -2 points-1 points ago

You must be a hardcore republican.

I just quit my full time job to play and stream SC2! by NrGMalicein starcraft

[–]hjelpme -5 points-4 points ago

HEY YOU ARE BEING LIKE LOBBER.

Retard.

Fitzyhere - GM Zerg - Now streaming, unique style by 2HatMattin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -6 points-5 points ago

Fuck off, this is not the karma train.

I forgot how to math. Can someone teach me the formula for figuring out this percentage? by evewassetupin learnmath

[–]hjelpme -1 points0 points ago*

Edit: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percentage_point)[TIL]

Overlord speed increase demonstration - with a slight twist at the end by makoivisin starcraft

[–]hjelpme 0 points1 point ago

done

Let's say a person ate a chocolate at exactly 11am everyday. Would they be able to tell it is 11am on the days they didn't eat the chocolate? by WonderedFidelityin askscience

[–]hjelpme 11 points12 points ago*

You can reset your biological clock by fasting for around 16 hours and then eating. Your brain will think that this is "breakfast" per say and that the day has begun. It's also the easiest way to reset your sleep schedule.

Say that you did this, but with chocolate for "breakfast", and it will be the same effect.

Edit:Here's a quick summary of Saper's research findings on Clocks & Rhythms: http://www.scivee.tv/node/10889

Here's a summary of it:

For a small mammal, finding food on a daily basis is a critical mission. Even a few days of starvation, a common threat in natural environments, may result in death," the study said.

"Hence, it is adaptive for animals to have a secondary "master clock" that can allow the animal to switch its behavioral patterns rapidly after a period of starvation to maximize the opportunity of finding food sources at the same time on following days."

The shift is a survival mechanism in small mammals that forces them to change their sleeping patterns, Fuller suggests. One starvation cycle is enough to override the traditional light-based circadian clock, the study suggests.

"This new timepiece enables animals to switch their sleep and wake schedules in order to maximize their opportunity of finding food."

"A period of fasting with no food at all for about 16 hours is enough to engage this new clock," says Saper.

"So, in this case, simply avoiding any food on the plane, and then eating as soon as you land, should help you to adjust — and avoid some of the uncomfortable feelings of jet lag." CBC (quoting study published in the May 22 issue of Science).

Vile Gaming out of MCSL, to undergo change in management | ESFI World by grlundahlin starcraft

[–]hjelpme -7 points-6 points ago

About frigging time. List of people I would cut from that team:

Yuri "HasHe" Demenchukov - A nobody, hasn't won anything

Zac "Chance" Palmer - Used to be good, now is a nobody, hasn't won anything.

Cody "Domorin" Lutzel - Who is this?

Devan "Hawk" Subramaniam - Nobody, regular NA scrub. Hasn't won shit.

Derrick "PsY" Anderson - LOL, why is this guy on a team?

Michael "Spanishiwa" Yabut - This guy was good for like 2 months, then he grew a vagina.

Max "SyNc" Kap - SyNcwho?

SungYong "Yong" Hong - He's korean but I've never heard of him. Sounds like a korean washup like Rain, Phoenix, etc who accomplished something then disappeared.

[Build Help] I have $12,000 to build a server that will host an online FPS. HELP! by Triverskein buildapc

[–]hjelpme -15 points-14 points ago

here buy this http://www.amazon.com/BL685C-Opt-6174-2-2G-64GB/dp/B003TL2VFE

Don't know whether I should feel sad for the kid or laugh at him. by Lawlingtonin starcraft

[–]hjelpme 1 point2 points ago

Noone gives a shit you lemon stealing whore

Internal microphone on Macbook only picking up internal sounds (typing, tapping body) but not voice. What gives? by houghtyin techsupport

[–]hjelpme -7 points-6 points ago

is virus i think run norton scan to remuv

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