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How to tell if your beer is cold enough to drink by enigmatticusin funny

[–]helium_farts -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think they have that anymore.

How to tell if your beer is cold enough to drink by enigmatticusin funny

[–]helium_farts -1 points0 points ago

I don't think they have that anymore.

When your comment mocking someone's stupidity has a spelling mistake by ravenesque1in funny

[–]helium_farts -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Is "living in the now" bullshit? by coldhardfactsin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

Well, living in the past is pointless, and living in the future is impossible.

What other choice beside now is there?

How do I stay awake 16-24 hours? by bestfomertin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

24 hours is easy, just don't go to bed.

If you do get sleepy go for a walk.

What are five amazing, wonderful things that have happened to you today? by jstolin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

  1. I solved a problem with a captration I've been working on in Minecraft

  2. My cat sneezed and fell off the couch, which was quite humorous.

  3. I found a bag of skittles I had lost.

  4. Pancakes for supper.

  5. Had the nearby storms actually made it here then that would be #5

Can we please settle this debate reddit? Is it inherently more dangerous to drive a car with a manual transmission compared to driving an automatic? by BigPaulieEhin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

Not if you know what you're doing.

It drives me crazy that British people pronounce vulnerable "vunrable". What American-English pronunciations do *you* guys hate? by jfrykin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

It's not mispronounced if it's spelled differently.

It drives me crazy that British people pronounce vulnerable "vunrable". What American-English pronunciations do *you* guys hate? by jfrykin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

Well, how are you supposed to pronounce it?

It drives me crazy that British people pronounce vulnerable "vunrable". What American-English pronunciations do *you* guys hate? by jfrykin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

It's colour, favour etc.

Sorry, I'm not French so I spell it Color, Favor, etc.

Reddit, What's your best/worst/funniest/gnarliest scar and back story on it? by stfu_its_dillonin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

I've got a pretty big scar on my forehead from being kicked by a horse.

I've also got a pretty nice one on my thumb from the time I nearly ripped if off.

Is the end of the human race really that big of a deal? by nowuzzyin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

Well for humans it is... but for everyone else, not so much.

Wife called me an over grown child for turning on The Iron Giant. Reddit, what are some movies that you feel are timeless, regardless of what age group they were made for? by GreatGonzoin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

there's no such thing as being too old for a movie.

You can tell your wife that someone from the internet said that, and thus it's true.

What are some common words or phrases you've heard mispronounced or said as a different word entirely? by AK613in AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 2 points3 points ago

The rank of Colonel is pronounced "Kernel." But I refuse to pronounce it that way and instead say it the way it's spelled.

Is it legal to fire a T-Shirt cannon out of a moving vehicle? by longdrive95in AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, it'd probably depend on where you live. But chances are the police would take a fairly dim view on it.

What movie do you think you have rewatched the most times? by jason1287in AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

Hard to say, but Arsenic and Old Lace, Young Frankenstein, and Die Hard would definitely be near the top of the list.

What was your most memorable "This is how I die" story? by DracoExpolirein AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 2 points3 points ago

I was home schooled, so I didn't really get to miss much.

Men of reddit, I seek your advice. My girlfriend is moving in tomorrow, any tips/words of wisdom to helping me survive, and not mess up? Also ladies of reddit, anything I should be careful not to do? What are some things you wish your boyfriend/husband did tht I should probably do, or don't do? by Thatguywhouptokesin AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

Stock up on toilet paper.

I just heard a friend pronounce "Aspie" (as in aspergers syndrome) "Ass-Pie". What is the funniest word fuck-up you have ever heard/made? by methoxetain AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

I know that a lot people in the AS community get bend all of shape over "ass burgers."

But personally I think it's pretty funny.

I just heard a friend pronounce "Aspie" (as in aspergers syndrome) "Ass-Pie". What is the funniest word fuck-up you have ever heard/made? by methoxetain AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

People with Aspergers often refer to themselves as "Aspies."

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? by evan8er12in AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much any beans or peas. The taste and texture make me gag.

I tried powering though a bowl of black eyed peas once in a effort to convince myself I could eat them. Instead I threw up in the bowl.

What was your most memorable "This is how I die" story? by DracoExpolirein AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

When I was 14 I got kicked in the face by a horse. I remember sitting there on my knees hold my face on thinking "yep, this is it." But then the addrenalin hit and I realized I wasn't dead. So, with the help of my parents, I got up and we went to the ER.

I had 3 skull fractures and a shattered eye socket. 60 stitches and 3 months bedrest later I was all healed up, at least physically.

On the upside they had to scrub my skull/brain to get the dirt and horse crap off. And that was definitely a unique experience.

Harry Takes a Chance by MorseCodeDudein funny

[–]helium_farts 10 points11 points ago

How is that even remotely on topic?

I need some beer, but I also need to invade a country... by piss_up_a_ropein funny

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

The walmart I used to work at never let us do stuff like this...

What is the saddest episode of a comedy sitcom that you have ever seen? by napes22in AskReddit

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

"Jurassic Bark"

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