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TROPHY CASE

Now I do it whenever she's around. by F0xismin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]haydelta 0 points1 point ago

I for one would still like to believe that girls do not fart, and that they don't have to number 2 either.

A question to anyone who is straight. by CH0RSin AskReddit

[–]haydelta 0 points1 point ago

Happened to me.

Asked me out to this gay club. I was taken aback and just explained I wasn't gay and that I had a gf.

I asked why he thought I was gay and that he told me that it was because was good looking and had great dress sense.

... Fuck yeah

Have you ever gone back and talked to a childhood bully? How did it go? by WA98273in AskReddit

[–]haydelta 1 point2 points ago

Like it does in your dreams.

See them while visiting your hometown. Exchange pleasantries because well, it's water under the bridge. There is some unintentional condescension because you have made it in life, they are still living in your small hometown.

You finish with the exchange, pause briefly and reflect, and quickly go back to not giving a single fuck about them.

What is the most hypocritical thing you're guilty of? by Huggbeesin AskReddit

[–]haydelta 1 point2 points ago

I have criticised the hive mind for their self regard as the new wave of internet freedom fighters. I called them out as just lazy pirates.

Felt good cause I've recently been buying my music. But even more recently, when it came to spending real money on a full digital albums or a season of a TV show, well I solicited the services of nefarious sharing websites.

2 for the price of 1 by haydeltain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]haydelta[S] 87 points88 points ago

I am from Australia and what is tipping?

I really wasn't ready to see her again by haydeltain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]haydelta[S] 2 points3 points ago

she cheated on me about 6 months ago haha

My 15 year old brother just watched a girl commit suicide. How do I know he is okay? by arielnicholein AskReddit

[–]haydelta 1 point2 points ago

From what I've gathered about these things people have different reactions to this stuff. It keeps some up at night and others can kinda brush it off.

War veterans for example. There's a mix of people who are PSTD, who carry heavy memories and even some that glorify the gore and horror.

Redditors for example. Some people love gore and spacedicks and what not. Me? That shit violates me. I can't deal.

Maybe your brother is one of the people who can brush it off. I think you should deal with him under the assumption that he's not okay.

Which basically sounds like what you intend to do. Good job OP

My 14 year old sister is dating a 20 year old. How do I stop this? by Phinaelin AskReddit

[–]haydelta 68 points69 points ago

Have the same problem here. Unfortunately at this age your sister will be completely and utterly immune to logic and reason ... I mean completely immune.

My sister and her fuckhead boyfriend have actually gotten 'engaged' which we all found hilarious. But on a serious note it's analogous to trying to convert a fundie. Logic and reason do not work. You can only hope that they come to realise things for themselves.

The only hard thing is to make sure that you're always there for her. Don't get involved if they have a fight or something but just keep the amicability there. She is after all ... your sister.

Oh, and pray to God that she doesn't get pregnant.

Bus rage by haydeltain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]haydelta[S] 96 points97 points ago

Actual quote except the bitch part.

I didn't call the bitch a bitch, bitches love when they're not called bitches.

horny first date w/ redditor rage by germangirl84in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]haydelta 0 points1 point ago

you're just mad because you couldn't even pick this girl up

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