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My friend said that a guy came into her work, bought two beers, asked for a pen, drank one, and left a full beer with this note. by ilikethepenorin pics

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

Ghosts need beer too.

Douchebag level: 1000 by alphagirlin funny

[–]hawkin712 -2 points-1 points ago

Tell me who this is so I can hate them with every fiber of my being.

Who is the most famous person you have ever met? by TheNarwhalKingin AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

We sat courtside at the Mavericks v. Bulls game about a month ago. Mark Cuban walked by during shootaround and talked for a bit. Then he unapologetically hit a ballboy in the face with a basketball. It was awesome.

[TOMT] [Song] It's on the Heineken commercial about a cruise. I've heard it a lot but have never known the name. by hawkin712in tipofmytongue

[–]hawkin712[S] 1 point2 points ago

Awesome thanks. Solved.

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[TOMT] [Song] It's on the Heineken commercial about a cruise. I've heard it a lot but have never known the name. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted ago by hawkin712 to tipofmytongue

Cow Commits Suicide by Quipster99in videos

[–]hawkin712 26 points27 points ago

Before clicking on the link, "I'm pretty sure they're called conductors, not pilots".

I'm an idiot.

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What the nicest gesture of gratitude you've ever received? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by hawkin712 to AskReddit

Am I becoming cynical, or is it getting harder to believe a lot of these submission titles lately? by brumbrum21in AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing what people will do for imaginary internet points.

It's 00:05 in Northern Germany, I'm listening to some blues radio station, smoking a cigarette. My dog is snoring. Describe your current setting & include the time! by vivakyussin AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

It's 1:28am in Austin, TX and I'm on the couch sipping an Aberlour A'bunadh while my girlfriend just fell asleep watching Family Guy.

Time for throwaways: Ex-convicts of Reddit, what did you do to end up in prison/jail, and do you regret it? (Possible NSFW) by Bret16in AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 83 points84 points ago

This is true.

Proof: Wrote a thesis on it.

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So my friend's puppy got its tail slammed in a door... (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by hawkin712 to pics

[TOMT] [subreddit] Rage comics with a female twist. by hawkin712in tipofmytongue

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

Solved. Thank you!

If you could add wings to any animal that can not currently fly which animal would you choose? by OwDaditHurtsin AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 7 points8 points ago

I, for one, cannot allow this to happen. Way too many inconvenient/homoerotic things are owed.

When I say "Science" What is the first thing you think of? by princeof1kfacesin AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

"Science again!"

Chick attacks a crowd, receives Sparta kick by wizard_of_lolzin JusticePorn

[–]hawkin712 -1 points0 points ago

Mexican. Duh.

Reddit, what do you currently have copied? ctrl+v now! by airjam21in AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

Vandal fail by RiceChinkin funny

[–]hawkin712 37 points38 points ago

It would be more effective if the "L" in "would" wasn't obviously an afterthought.

I can't click my fingers. What random little thing can you not do, that everyone else can? by ShigglyB00in AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

Sociopath.

What's an extremely inappropriate comment or conversation you've overheard in public? I'll start...(maybe NSFW) by blozoutin AskReddit

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

I played baseball in college, and the girlfriends' tickets were right behind the parents' section. One game my dad overheard my (freshman) girlfriend telling another girl how her roommate "just doesn't take care of herself, you know, 'down there', like if you're not gonna shave it, at least wash it". My dad just turned around with a ಠ_ಠ. She was mortified when she noticed she had been heard.

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Nobody cares. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by hawkin712 to funny

Why the girls just LOVE Coots. by perri93in Flyers

[–]hawkin712 0 points1 point ago

Fewer teeth.

FTFY

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Mountainwalker by Kid Nappers (jaze17) (radioreddit.com)

submitted ago by hawkin712 to radioreddit

[TOMT] (cartoon). The dog that goes apeshit when it gets treats. by hawkin712in tipofmytongue

[–]hawkin712[S] 0 points1 point ago

SOLVED! May have had my timeline off, but that's it! Thanks so much!

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[TOMT] (cartoon). The dog that goes apeshit when it gets treats. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted ago by hawkin712 to tipofmytongue

Norwegian cycling commentators by thestig8in pics

[–]hawkin712 7 points8 points ago

He's low.

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