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Great story about a streaker by marketinequalityin baseball

[–]gynoceros -1 points0 points ago

So my daughter should be subjected to a naked man because his bro wanted him to streak for his birthday.

The shit you find at the dollar store... by gynocerosin WTF

[–]gynoceros[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'm not so sure the "SoaP audience" and "Buys sudoku books" circles ever overlap in the Venn diagram of life.

Need a little help on my All-Star Ballot by whycantibeyouin baseball

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

Two big chipshoulders.

Great story about a streaker by marketinequalityin baseball

[–]gynoceros -5 points-4 points ago

Instead, he saw a naked dude, something that on the street connotes horror and psychological scars and yet at a stadium is charming, an act of civil disobedience in which everybody but one can participate without penalty.

Poetic. But if I'm bringing my family to a game, I don't want them exposed to that shit. I don't care how harmless, goofy, and fun-loving a kid it is. Don't make him a champion.

Edit- I guess /r/baseball wants to look at cock.

Pulled an awesome prank in class today!! by unicorn787in nursing

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

Australia? Why didn't you say so?

I apologize for the skepticism.

Pulled an awesome prank in class today!! by unicorn787in nursing

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

Nasogastric tube

Pulled an awesome prank in class today!! by unicorn787in nursing

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

EMTs really don't do anything invasive... at best, they can assist someone with their epipen.

Unless you're talking about paramedics, who IIRC have nearly twenty times the education hours of an EMT-B, are typically more insane and can tend to be cowboys ;-)

Just Jonathon Ive with hair and a superfly pimp mustache by pdmcmahonin apple

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

I see what you were going for and approve of your thought processes.

Need a little help on my All-Star Ballot by whycantibeyouin baseball

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

I do remember those garish board shorts, but thought they returned to popularity around '88 or so.

I was wildly unpopular in the late '80s though, so I might have not even noticed them until they were on their way out.

GREATEST FRISBEE SCENE IN A MOVIE (1987) !EVER! by DiscTroyin videos

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this. I have a few friends that need to watch this with me.

Armando Benitez signed by Long Island Ducks - for real by haulincubein NewYorkMets

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

Fuck it, maybe he can still do a better job than Frank Frank.

I'm going to start my preceptorship in a large hospital ER in a few weeks. I have some questions. by captaincuntfacein nursing

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

Also, insulin.

And while you're on assessment, don't forget REassessing... you'll be giving drugs that can kill people, so make sure you go back and re-check vitals and blood sugars, and if you give pain meds... sorry, WHEN you give pain meds, make sure you not only check how effective they've been, but document it, as more and more hospitals are requiring you to do so.

While we're on documentation, get good at it- sooner or later, it WILL save your ass.

Don't be one of those nurses who doesn't get a urine sample because the patient "hasn't peed yet". They didn't just bleed into your vacutainer tubes, either, now did they? Sometimes you have to encourage them to give you the gold.

A pet peeve of mine- if someone's lying there naked on a stretcher, close the motherfucking door or at least throw a gown or sheet over him or her. The ER isn't reality TV, but some patients and family members seem to forget that and gawk into other rooms when they see shit happening. As someone who's had the misfortune of being on that side of the stretcher, I can tell you it's utterly humiliating to be lying there, trauma naked, with a bunch of spectators.

Finally, you'll see frequent flyers. Drug seekers trying to manipulate you (my car got broken into and they stole my meds, I'm allergic to Toradol, Ultram, Ibuprofen, Naproxen, Tylenol, aspirin and morphine, and the only thing that works is something that starts with a D... ummm... Dilautin? "did you mean Dilaudid?" yeah, that's the stuff!), and people who "can't afford" their asthma and diabetes meds yet can manage to pay for an iphone and smoke $7/day worth of cigarettes and get their nails done... you'll see the homeless, the jobless, the family with four kids they want to "get checked out" because they have a common cold... people who got arrested and suddenly developed incarceritis (typically, chest pain they hope will get them admitted for a day or two so they don't have to go to the county lockup)... you will encounter people you'll like a lot, and people you would rather see boil in oil. If you want to thrive, treat them all basically the same. Show them the respect you'd want a stranger to show you. It's easier said than done, especially when you see SO MANY of your coworkers being nasty to them (it burns me up when an otherwise competent nurse refers to the mentally ill as "scumbags" because the patients are agitated and combative). So don't be that guy/girl.

Good luck to you- the ER is such an amazing place to learn so much about so many different things. The fact that you care about doing a good job says a lot about your character.

Just Jonathon Ive with hair and a superfly pimp mustache by pdmcmahonin apple

[–]gynoceros 6 points7 points ago

I beg to differ. That moustache is neither superfly nor pimpish. It's a molestache, so there's still a portmanteau in play here.

Need a little help on my All-Star Ballot by whycantibeyouin baseball

[–]gynoceros 4 points5 points ago

A-) your roster is ten years late.

B-) I don't remember any shoes called Jamz that were popular in 1985

C-) upvoted for nostalgia

Need a little help on my All-Star Ballot by whycantibeyouin baseball

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

says shamalamabigdong

Joe Rogan exposes Carlos Mencia's joke stealing in front of audience by bcarmeliin videos

[–]gynoceros 26 points27 points ago

Are you the same person who got bestof'd for doing a "real men of genius" parody sometime over the last couple of days, or did you just Mencia the format? weh weh weh

Cinematic [Composition] [Color Balance] [Story Telling] [Lighting] by magicjamesvin photocritique

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

There was storytelling?

My friend painted this in a day...He doesn't get paid for this. I want to help him become more well known. by SJBradleyNYin pics

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

His street name is Sofa King Underground.

Does not look appetizing. by webby_mc_webbersonin WTF

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

I find your lack of appetite disturbing.

Lamborghini LP640 Roadster @ Night [color composition] [lighting] [style] by effspotsin photocritique

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

The whole freaking image had amazing color. Kudos, OP!

Pulled an awesome prank in class today!! by unicorn787in nursing

[–]gynoceros 13 points14 points ago

Seriously. How good is that school's insurance that they're willing to take on that kind of liability? Performing an invasive medical procedure that's not indicated and for which they have no physician's order or medical supervision?

Either they're all crazy, or stupid, or OP is full of shit.

Edit- OP is from Australia, and if s/he is full of shit, it's probably about something else.

Angel Pagan would like a moment... by NYCCinein baseball

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

Enhance!

r/itap, here's a picture from my recent angiogram! by jhowdyin itookapicture

[–]gynoceros 2 points3 points ago

Probably none for this type of study. It's usually iodine or barium IV contrast which shows up on fluoroscopy.

Dave Coulier IAMA today at 1PM EST. I'll answer your Full House questions and more. by dcoolerin IAmA

[–]gynoceros -1 points0 points ago

You oughta know what one of the top questions is going to be about.

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