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I am a 18 year old Native American, born and raised on a native reserve in Canada. AMA by benhasakidin IAmA

[–]goofyslut 4 points5 points ago

OP please deliver!

I just went on a major crime spree. Can I use "YOLO" as my defense in court? by dudebrodiin shittyadvice

[–]goofyslut 1 point2 points ago

Chaos_control to the rescue...

/v/ on KOTHO by doclevin KingOfTheHill

[–]goofyslut 0 points1 point ago

Samesies.

Reddit I've had a crappy day! How do you cheer your self up after a train wreck after train wreck sort of day? by NewtonsThirdLawin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 1 point2 points ago

Get hammered.

What sounds disgust you the most? by Kimgoesrawrrrin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 0 points1 point ago

When people sniffle. Blow your goddamn nose!

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 6 points7 points ago

Haha, thank you! He's named after Kix Brooks of Brooks and Dunn. But... the cereal is cool too.

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 5 points6 points ago

I reckon so.

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 4 points5 points ago

I know! I'm so excited!

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 7 points8 points ago

It's hair around his dick. He's a man's man.

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 0 points1 point ago

Correct.

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 5 points6 points ago

Hell yea!

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 8 points9 points ago

He is queensland heeler/australian shepherd

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks :)

Our new handsome boy, Kix! by goofyslutin aww

[–]goofyslut[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you!

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Our new handsome boy, Kix! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by goofyslut to aww

I found a real-life Redditor in the wild but I went totally SAP on him and bailed- Help me find him! by StenFacein AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 2 points3 points ago

Yay. I'm not the only one who says that!

You had one job brain, ONE JOB!!!! by lolzmadmasterin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]goofyslut 10 points11 points ago

"I sell white space and white space accessories."

I love you.

BWUHHHHHHHH! by KUmitchin KingOfTheHill

[–]goofyslut 0 points1 point ago

I tell you whut.

Pfft. Like it's just us! Biggest turn offs for a guy in a single girl's apartment? by snoressin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 5 points6 points ago

Sadly I am guilty of many of these things. I shed like a dog, I have shoes everywhere, I have astrology books, I like good smelling things, pink and lace, and I'm super into horses. I still had to tell guys I didn't like them.

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Hey reddit - it would be super cool if you could take this priming survey for me. (self.psychology)

submitted ago by goofyslut to psychology

What's the worst present you've ever gotten? by Sven__Hoekin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 0 points1 point ago

Mud boots and a plunger. For christmas.

What's the most pain you've ever been in? by eldersexin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 0 points1 point ago

not even close to as painful as that sounds, but when i was a kid i got a fish hook hooked on my butt-cheek and the boat seat. couldn't move for about an hour until my mom heard me crying.

fuck fishing.

IAMA person who has recorded their dreams every night for the past year. Ask me a date and I'll tell you my dream - possibly NSFW by thewetdreamerin IAmA

[–]goofyslut 0 points1 point ago

This is so cool! You're my hero.

Working people, what inconvenient truths does your field not want the general public to know? by iamanomynousin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 3 points4 points ago

I always let you guys in! :)

Working people, what inconvenient truths does your field not want the general public to know? by iamanomynousin AskReddit

[–]goofyslut 2 points3 points ago

When I was in Vegas at the beginning of the month my friend and I stuck around with a promoter. It was super sick, we got a lot of free stuff. We ended up making friends with this other group of girls. Our promoter said they weren't pretty enough and we had to ditch them. It was sad. But he said he made 400$ off of us. The fuck?

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