Highlight of my little brother's basketball season

I_did_not_rape_her · 2012-05-25T05:25:53.567610+00:00

I assume he's the bottom one and loving every second

4thchamber · 2012-05-25T05:22:23.028161+00:00

We heard you like...damnit

chittozo_gato · 2012-05-25T05:18:46.556413+00:00

The suit and tie look is just a ploy, you don't want to see the suit cookie monster behind closed doors.

AchieveDeficiency · 2012-05-25T04:06:24.580153+00:00

We were referring to the same figure. Just because it is named after him does not mean the higher ups act like he would.

AchieveDeficiency · 2012-05-25T02:22:25.524823+00:00

He did say religions, not Jesus. Jesus does not run the church, the clergy does.

MrNutty · 3 days

This a thousand times over, make sure to do it the day of as well.

jugglinglivebabies · 3 days

I avoid eye contact with people I've only met once or twice to avoid the awkward greetings associated with not really knowing the person.

frosttroll · 3 days

This was just a matter of chance, but I find it funny and cringeworthy nonetheless. Background info: I liked a girl for quite a long time, but was afraid to make a move. I talked to her but never tried to take that next step, even though I think she knew. Anyways, I was at an athletic event that she was also at (we were athletes in the same sport) and I was pooping in a spot-o-pot. I thought to myself how funny it would be that considering my luck she would be the next one in line to see my work. I even laughed at how ridiculous that would be. I then open the door to see that she is indeed the next one in line, and awkward eye contact was made.

miffy303 · 3 days

I knew a girl who lost her virginity but she was too drunk to remember, and nobody wanted to tell her. She ended up finding out from her roommate and was none too pleased.

go_vagina_deep · 1 month

Well shit

zZPPBTOZz · 1 month

Link and Epona from OoT

thunder_fingers · 4 months

I'm an 18 year old who runs distance for a division III college and my ankles crack whenever I run, stand, walk, or even just twirl my foot in a circular motion. As long as there is no pain you should be fine. Treadmills often make louder sounds due to the space between the tread and it's base.

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