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Holy shit. I love fall so much.

gimpieman 1 point2 points 1 day ago[-]

Where I live in Australia, we only have hot and ball-sweat seasons.

reddit 101, or: click this if you're new around here! [updated]

gimpieman 0 points1 point 7 days ago[-]

Who's this Bozarking guy everyone keeps referring to?

Regional Pricing.. ಠ_ಠ

gimpieman 2 points3 points 8 days ago[-]

Just tried it and doesn't work, brings up an error.

Regional Pricing.. ಠ_ಠ

gimpieman 8 points9 points 8 days ago[-]

It doesn't work when you try to enter details.

Recommended email clients other than Thunderbird?

gimpieman 0 points1 point 8 days ago[-]

Anything that isn't a combination of TB, Outlook and ultra-obscure programs? I've tried Postbox but that's just a better looking Thunderbird. -_-

Apathy, we need to talk.

gimpieman -1 points0 points 8 days ago[-]

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How do ambulance companies justify charging so much money to patients?

gimpieman 1 point2 points 10 days ago[-]

That sounds even worse. You see, I don't even have insurance.

How do ambulance companies justify charging so much money to patients?

gimpieman 0 points1 point 10 days ago[-]

What the fuck America? What is wrong with you?

Christ this makes me sad. :'(

After medicare I paid $32 to stay in a hospital for a week here in Australia after having what might be $30,000 in US healthcare expenses (various tests, medicines), pumped through me.

Last week I received two pairs of glasses for a total cost of $50 after insurance and medicare.

I take my way of life for granted far too much.

Justin Long has a conversation with a tween on a jailbroken Iphone

gimpieman 1 point2 points 18 days ago[-]

Did anyone read the messages he was scrolling past at the end?

http://imgur.com/a/SEao8/justin_long_cares_about_you

He sends a heartfelt message to the girl. Justin is a poor mans Keanu.

Justin Long's iPhone. Wait till the end and see if you can spot anything special.

gimpieman 1 point2 points 18 days ago[-]

Call me oblivious to reddits dry humour, but didn't anyone read the last couple of messages as he was scrolling down to where the tween texted him some sort of naked FWD?

Well, Google, now that you mention it...

gimpieman 0 points1 point 28 days ago[-]

Serbian fiction about lesbians. I know it's out there somewhere.

Yes We Canberra: A language lesson for Julia Gillard

gimpieman 6 points7 points 1 month ago[-]

Newstopia was the best we ever had.

Who will be going to the gym and who is doing this from home?

gimpieman 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I have a Gym membership I'm ready to blow the dust off. I haven't used it in 6 months, hence the fact that I want to get back into this shit. YEEAAAAAAHHHH!!! dun da-duuun.

Guy walks into traffic, gets hit.

gimpieman 61 points62 points 1 month ago[-]

Ooh shit.

Anyone been able to beat/control procrastination?

gimpieman 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Nope. It even took me two hours to write this reply. :(

I made my girlfriend cry during sex but in a... good way?

gimpieman 24 points25 points 1 month ago[-]

Whale biologist here.

It's a natural response from women to secrete tears to be harvested by the male for lubricant.

You do not need to thank me.

On Monday, The Washington Post (c/o Wikileaks) is going to publish an interactive website exposing Top Secret Federal government contractor details

gimpieman -2 points-1 points 1 month ago[-]

If Wikileaks could have less hyperbole in this promotion I would take them much more seriously.

My boyfriend doesn't give me what I need in our relationship. I've broken up with him over it before but he promised he would make an effort to change. I gave him another chance but he keeps doing the same shit. Does it ever change? Please advise.

gimpieman 16 points17 points 1 month ago[-]

People need to motivate themselves to change. I think you've done what you could but he's not pulling his weight and doesn't seem to want to.

Time to leave.

This will make you cry

gimpieman -7 points-6 points 1 month ago[-]

This should be upvoted much much more than it is.

Such a tasty heart attack.

gimpieman 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

America, why is your cheese orange?

This is what happens when you divide by 0, successfully.

gimpieman 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Your jeans grow to PARACHUTE PROPORTIONS.

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