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Problem with Steam pre-load. by frnkin skyrim

[–]gimpieman -1 points0 points ago

Looks like you're in pre-load purgatory. :(

Batman Arkham City PC Footage by DreamTriggerin pcgaming

[–]gimpieman 5 points6 points ago

I saw it, I saw Catwomans boobs jiggle. Worth every dollar I paid for my 570.

Going out with the girlfriend. Fashion is more fun in pairs. by verozin malefashionadvice

[–]gimpieman 20 points21 points ago

I wouldn't say drop crotches are popular here; uni students are just spiteful.

This is why it took me 45 minutes to get to work today (instead of 15). by gimpiemanin australia

[–]gimpieman[S] 11 points12 points ago* 

To clarify, this isn't the actual photo, just the closest I could find that resembled what I experienced today.

I was in a 2km line behind this guy going along a 100km/h single lane motorway. Too many cars flying up the right lane for anyone to even take over. Oh and the motorway goes for about 15km before it opens up.

Once I overtook him I noticed he had one arm on the steering wheel and was eating hungry jacks with the other. Not a single fuck given.

This is why it took me 45 minutes to get to work today (instead of 15). by gimpiemanin funny

[–]gimpieman[S] 0 points1 point ago

We do if the lines are broken (see: pic) but it was a single lane motorway with too many cars driving in the opposite lane for a deathless overtake.

Also I was at the back of the 2km line.

Oral Sex May Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking in Men, Researchers Say - Bloomberg by desmondsdeckerin Health

[–]gimpieman 0 points1 point ago

In Australia they made it free/compulsory for all adolescent girls in High School. Nothing is expensive if you are preserving the health of your community.

International scientists congratulate Julia Gillard on Carbon Tax by carnage_joein australia

[–]gimpieman 28 points29 points ago

What are the chances Labor won't know how to communicate this to the public properly?

What movie has the best intro? by EditingAndLayoutin AskReddit

[–]gimpieman 0 points1 point ago

While that story is hilarious, couldn't help but remember Kosovo and Macedonia are both land-locked. Were you storming the beaches of Greece?

Drug bust at Defqon.1 by JayRaowin australia

[–]gimpieman 7 points8 points ago

It's spelled 'DoucheCon 2011'

People forget too easily - Ten news footage of concerns about GST. by gimpiemanin australia

[–]gimpieman[S] 1 point2 points ago

"Salads are being tossed" - oh you channel Ten.

Anyone else feel nostalgic about this old Australian beaut? I feel it should be up there with the hills hoist... by Dorsal_Finin australia

[–]gimpieman 4 points5 points ago

Fuck 'em. Might as well have had a midget blow on your hands at the door. Pieces of shit.

Tony and the Caffeine Tax by queviltaiin australia

[–]gimpieman 19 points20 points ago

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Probably slipped on the slimy trail of goop he leaves everywhere.

Google+ invites by ElvisLikeBearin australia

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sent

Google+ invites by ElvisLikeBearin australia

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Off she goes. Hopefully Google don't throttle me too soon.

Google+ invites by ElvisLikeBearin australia

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I also have a bunch so let me know if you want one. Maybe I'll even put you in my Reddit circle just to be creepy.

Parliament House ran a nationwide competition for years 10 - 12 school students on what speech they would give if they were a newly elected MP - Here are the winners by realneilin australia

[–]gimpieman 1 point2 points ago

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Reading these was like eating rice crackers. Lots of filler but where's the flavour?

Found this GGG on 4chan... by [deleted]in AdviceAnimals

[–]gimpieman 29 points30 points ago

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like a screen door in a hurricane

I'll be incorporating this into my daily vernacular. An upvote for your troubles my good man.

Very interesting opinion piece on Rudd; his failings, his successes and his chances of ever taking back the top job. - Peter Hartcher, SMH by token78in australia

[–]gimpieman 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds unbelievable but the caucus is much harder to fuck around than the people. I don't think he could convince anybody coming back would be a good idea besides the country.

The irony has made my shirt flat.

What's a good Aussie TV show? by olliemanin australia

[–]gimpieman 1 point2 points ago

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Could not agree more. Such a shame that there wren't any more made.

Someone just linked this on fb and I nostalgia'd all over my screen by ImNotJesusin australia

[–]gimpieman 3 points4 points ago

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If you like that, then this will blow your dick out of your pants and into nostalgiaville: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4VhmoUHFQ&

Australia: land of the price-gouge by aussie_bobin australia

[–]gimpieman 2 points3 points ago

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It's so gutting walking into a supermarket and just reading the prices on some of the most fundamental of food stuffs. And because I live in a lower population area outside of a metro city, the lack of alternative markets and competition means I only get a choice between Woolies or Coles. Something has to give.

Fine, Mr O'Farrell. Thank you for putting the NSW Public Service back into an IR 1950's timewarp. by Gatorauin australia

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This will be a 3/4 year experiment on the state of NSW. It's difficult to see how things could get shittier from those last few years of Labor but all I can say now is how happy I am that I moved away.

Death threats sent to top climate scientists, ANU increases security by Denial23in australia

[–]gimpieman 1 point2 points ago

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I've lived amongst most and there is a stark fucking difference - that's for certain.

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