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Anyone been able to beat/control procrastination?

gimpieman 1 point2 points 10 days ago[-]

Nope. It even took me two hours to write this reply. :(

I made my girlfriend cry during sex but in a... good way?

gimpieman 28 points29 points 10 days ago[-]

Whale biologist here.

It's a natural response from women to secrete tears to be harvested by the male for lubricant.

You do not need to thank me.

On Monday, The Washington Post (c/o Wikileaks) is going to publish an interactive website exposing Top Secret Federal government contractor details

gimpieman -1 points0 points 11 days ago[-]

If Wikileaks could have less hyperbole in this promotion I would take them much more seriously.

My boyfriend doesn't give me what I need in our relationship. I've broken up with him over it before but he promised he would make an effort to change. I gave him another chance but he keeps doing the same shit. Does it ever change? Please advise.

gimpieman 14 points15 points 14 days ago[-]

People need to motivate themselves to change. I think you've done what you could but he's not pulling his weight and doesn't seem to want to.

Time to leave.

This will make you cry

gimpieman -6 points-5 points 14 days ago[-]

This should be upvoted much much more than it is.

Such a tasty heart attack.

gimpieman 1 point2 points 15 days ago[-]

America, why is your cheese orange?

This is what happens when you divide by 0, successfully.

gimpieman 0 points1 point 15 days ago[-]

Your jeans grow to PARACHUTE PROPORTIONS.

What is a saying that people use that you can't stand?

gimpieman 1 point2 points 16 days ago[-]

I'm laughing like currency.

Here's A Country Where Everyone Is Hiring, And CEOs Are Terrified Of A Worker Shortage

gimpieman -2 points-1 points 19 days ago[-]

People will always buy our resources until they run out. It's not really a problem about who buys it but when will it run out or be supplemented by some new awesome technology making all resources null and useless.

What are the freebies you can get on your birthday?

gimpieman 0 points1 point 20 days ago[-]

Holy shit, June 25th is my actual birthday! :]

Need to get my shit together. Reddit, how do I project manage/get things done and organised?

gimpieman [S] 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

That's really nifty, thanks.

Need to get my shit together. Reddit, how do I project manage/get things done and organised?

gimpieman [S] 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

Sorry mate but I work for an ISP. Internet is what I do.

Need to get my shit together. Reddit, how do I project manage/get things done and organised?

gimpieman [S] 0 points1 point 21 days ago[-]

ISP > marketing + comms/cust. relations

Mercedes-Benz New TV commercial 'Sorry'

gimpieman 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Rather, it's ok because they either drive a Merc, BMW, Volvo or Saab. All notably better than my Toyota.

Mercedes-Benz New TV commercial 'Sorry'

gimpieman 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

We call them roundabouts here in topsy-turvy Australia.

How do you hold your Nokia? LOL

gimpieman -4 points-3 points 1 month ago[-]

I laughed at this but, does anyone think SymbianOS is one of the most useless OS's for a phone on the market right now?

Those little plastic things in shirt collars...what's the deal?

gimpieman 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Oh shit I've been washing them. Runs screaming to his collared shirts

Uhhhh..... FUCK!

gimpieman 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

That's some mighty fine containment going on there.

Our leaders call it the unthinkable, but I want to know - what will the world be like if two billion barrels of oil come out of the broken well?

gimpieman 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Peter Stormare would say something hilarious, will jump over the gulf in a buggy and eventually save the planet from the core ceasing to rotate.

This is the coolest thing: A bike ride through The Danish Pavilion.

gimpieman 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

It's like a Möbius strip for bikes!

Vuvuzela ringtone, 10 seconds of world cup magic.

gimpieman 6 points7 points 1 month ago[-]

This will be a fantastic alarm. Coincidentally, I will be needing a new phone tomorrow morning.

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