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It's in the letterbox by gavin_volurein funny

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

graphic design spider

It's in the letterbox by gavin_volurein funny

[–]gatorjuice 1 point2 points ago

no one realized that this is a post from that website. haha. I have become the anti-reddit and won't tell you where it comes from. Use your pretentious college skills and find out what the fuck you think you're talking about.

Oh Family Guy... by Cameronisftwin atheism

[–]gatorjuice -3 points-2 points ago

Everyone on reddit is a graphic designer? Thats weird since so much bullshit makes it to the front page. I guess it's because reddit has become the biggest collaboration of assholes since I joined a year ago. Maybe I should misspell more shit and stuff and sound like a big tard. I loike candy and vaginas. give me point. i like point. i like call guy fag and stuff and no matter what i will always talk about reddddddit wherever me go. Fuck you I'm out

High hopes for the future! by chriscopelandin funny

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

whats that?

This made my day by TheDobligatorin atheism

[–]gatorjuice 16 points17 points ago

I'm calling shenanigans on this one.

A friend of mine found this on her car... by Justgot_herein WTF

[–]gatorjuice 1 point2 points ago

This is called "wasted talent". The creator of this joke is obviously very smart and witty. However, the political party he or she seems to favor will never appreciate the quality of his or her joke.

IAmA Tenacious D, Jack Black & Kyle Gass. AMA -- with Special Guest Bob Odenkirk by realtenaciousdin IAmA

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

About 2 years ago Bob O. played the villain of a live stage reading of the "Super Fans" script. I was in the audience for the second show and towards the end I made my way over to area of the venue, Park West, where the actors left the stage to go their dressing rooms (creepy, i know) and awaited my comedic hero. Bob eventually came running around the corner, frantic, saying, "My wife is gonna fucking kill me". My Question is this. Bob, was that a dodge or were you actually in the dog house? I'll cherish your influence on me either way. Also, please apologize to David Koechner for me for blowing him off when you came around the corner.

Connect BeautyInsider card to my Sephora account? by numb_doorsin MakeupAddiction

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

"But this is a make up /r/ so I'll talk about the latest thing I discovered when I ordered from Sephora is these 'Find yourself in fragrance' where its a booklet with perfume palettes and labels like 'Chic' and 'Addictive' and they sample one bottle of perfume each... and I found myself sniffing all the smells and comparing them." - OP

This has nothing to do with the question asked in the beginning of the post. look at it. It's a sales pitch. Do you see what I mean? Not to mention the title of the article which crawlers would match BeautyInsider and Sephoria in one search.

"the latest thing I discovered"? who talks like that?

Also look at my Karma for this post. -12.

None of the shit I say on reddit gets any attention.

But as soon as I call attention to this obvious advertising scheme I have this level of down votes. I wonder how many people work at his/her office? I'm gonna find out who runs social media for sephoria. I'll get back.

Connect BeautyInsider card to my Sephora account? by numb_doorsin MakeupAddiction

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

Read what she wrote again and tell me why someone who phrases their sentences so perfectly and makes mention to four separate lines of sephoria product isn't smart enough to figure out how to call customer service. Sorry for the run on sentence.

Bad Joke Eel by owlingboyin AdviceAnimals

[–]gatorjuice -1 points0 points ago

What is the lamest meme post to ever make the front page with the lowest number of comments?

The current state of the Aww.. in recent weeks -.- by WombatDominatorin AdviceAnimals

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

At least it's not an effing cat, gerbil, fucked up sea cow, or hilarious marmot.

Connect BeautyInsider card to my Sephora account? by numb_doorsin MakeupAddiction

[–]gatorjuice -15 points-14 points ago

"so i"ll talk about the latest thing I discovered..."? this is what social media has become? A mediocre writer trying to fake a post on an already bad subreddit? stumbled upon it at random in case you're wondering. wow it's so bad. go back and read your writing. I'm sure you make so much more money than me too.

Connect BeautyInsider card to my Sephora account? by numb_doorsin MakeupAddiction

[–]gatorjuice -17 points-16 points ago

You're so obviously a fraud it makes me laugh.

I've Completed My Magic Cube. Now What? by Gemini6Icein magicTCG

[–]gatorjuice -2 points-1 points ago

Die?

We were five minutes away from home. Dog didn't care. by [deleted]in WTF

[–]gatorjuice 15 points16 points ago

He called the shit,"poop".

They should put the robocop on the people mover, so it will at least generate indirect revenue for the city. by freeridstyleein Detroit

[–]gatorjuice 1 point2 points ago

Robocop would never rob you...unless...OCP...oh shit!

Got called a nerd because of my backpack today. This is what it looks like. by Drunk_Monkin gaming

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

You are aware that sometime between the years of 1997 and 2004, being called a nerd became a good thing...right?

Jason Russell 2012 by drthurgoodin AdviceAnimals

[–]gatorjuice -5 points-4 points ago

I'm calling it right now. I don't care what comes out in the news. This was a very strategic political character assassination. There is no way that this guy after this long makes some stupid mistake like this without the help of someone either drugging him with pcp or something like that or it's an intentional pr stunt. Please don't let this change the focus from the great work that this campaign is all about.

Many of the people holding Detroit back from greatness don't even live in the city. by primesuspectin Detroit

[–]gatorjuice 0 points1 point ago

sorry I get pissed off about detroit

How small would the moon need to be for someone to escape its gravity simply by jumping as high as they can? by dbe4lin askscience

[–]gatorjuice -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't this a trick question since you could NEVER escape its gravity? It is a constant attractive force so unless another body of matter interfered with your jump, you would eventually be back on the surface of the moon no matter how small it was. The only way to avoid reconnecting with the body would be to somehow get yourself into some type of orbit around the moon which would be "escaping". Or, am I missing something?

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