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Can someone please tell me something about this lighter that someone gave to me? by frozen_beerin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's made out of some really light material, like aluminum, which isn't typically used for lighters anymore. I just want an opinion on its value.

Can someone please tell me something about this lighter that someone gave to me? by frozen_beerin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's legit. It's no replica

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Can someone please tell me something about this lighter that someone gave to me? (self.AskReddit)

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guys, my cat has been attacked by crows :( how do prevent this from happening again? by ANAL_PONDERERin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 1 point2 points ago

Is this your cat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La7q7jv90NM

Reddit, I just lost my virginity to a prostitute. What are somethings you never thought you would do - but did? by Obvious_Throwawayzin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 287 points288 points ago

I'm a straight male and I never thought I would take a cum shot to the mouth...until that time I was masturbating and when I released my load and it went right into my own mouth.

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My flatulence can clear out entire rooms. It's a depressing curse I've had my entire life. Reddit, can you give me brilliant ideas to make hilarious videos of people suffering the wrath of my "special" farting powers? (self.AskReddit)

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Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 320 points321 points ago

Are you this couple? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

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What do you think about during sex to prevent yourself from ejaculating too soon? (self.AskReddit)

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What is the saddest thing you've ever witnessed? by RastaMomin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 48 points49 points ago

A pregnant woman in her third trimester buying drugs from a man on the subway.

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What's the coolest thing you ever found at a goodwill/thrift store? (self.AskReddit)

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What's the strangest dream you've ever had? by virtualPand3micin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 0 points1 point ago

Wooden men with black holes for eyes and their mouths sewn shut with chicken wire. They hunt me in packs in an extraterrestrial exotic forest and they communicate with these low pitched humming noises. It's pretty fucking scary and it's a recurring dream.

How to let someone know on reddit that their twilight friend bella MIGHT have cancer? (i'm serious) by WhyCrashin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 2 points3 points ago

The symptom of the cancer is that the left eye is out of proportion. She would most likely have 2 red eyes if her eyes were aligned. Her picture does not do that, only one eye, which is rare. Also, the different colors.

If you have a recording of everything you've seen in your lifetime, what would be the first clip you would put on youtube? by snukain AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 2 points3 points ago

I was about 12 years old and I was pretty far away from my home on my bicycle and I had the runs. I began peddling faster and faster towards home knowing it was going to be a photo finish with the toilet, but about a block from home it all came out... I stood up on my bike while it was in motion and all the liquid shit fell out of the shorts I was wearing and fell onto my rear spinning tire and flung it all back onto my head and back. I had shit all over me by the time I got home. A third person camera view would have made this perfect.

While I was undergoing a vasectomy, my urologist told me I had thick scrotal skin and large testicular muscles. What strange compliments have you received from a doctor? by iamianundersc0rein AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 80 points81 points ago

I wish I had a strange compliment from this woman. I had a irritation forming on the shaft of my dick. I was becoming more and more worried about the one night stand I had a few weeks prior. so I went full hypochondriac and thought I had syphilis or herpes. I went to the clinic downtown and was face to face with this super hot doctor. Checking her left hand I noticed she had no wedding ring on so my rampant imagination took off while I was explaining my situation to her. I formed a half erection around the time she asked me to pull my pants down. She examined my dick for literally 2 seconds, looked at me blankly, awkward silence.... She laughed and said "seems you got a little excited for the results. It's just a ingrown pubic hair."

While I was undergoing a vasectomy, my urologist told me I had thick scrotal skin and large testicular muscles. What strange compliments have you received from a doctor? by iamianundersc0rein AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 187 points188 points ago

My veins are quite large too. My doc said "you have a heroin addicts dream veins."

What pieces of knowledge or education do you find incredibly straightforward but other people seem either unaware ignorant to? by danger_mcboomin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 3 points4 points ago

On a side note, Hawaii, and Indiana have already stopped teaching cursive writing in public schools. Soon Maryland will join.

Reddit so your are driving along, you blow through a stop sign, you look up and see a semi barreling towards you. Collision is unavoidable. You think? by ballista72in AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 0 points1 point ago

Women. Boobs and thick butts in particular, just a slight tap... Oh my, the ripple effect.

Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 363 points364 points ago

"if you were a shin I'd bang you on a coffee table."

"I'm no weather man, but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight."

What would you do for $20? by NoConnectionsin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 2 points3 points ago

My boss once dared me to chug a pint of ketchup for 20 bucks.

What is the most useful tattoo you can think of? by thepandorasin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 62 points63 points ago

A warning label indicating the massive size of my genitalia. "Warning may puncture spleen"

If you could eliminate one trend on Reddit, what would it be? by lolpancakeslolin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 221 points222 points ago

All the cute animal pictures that are in r/pics that should be in r/aww

Reddit, what was your first car & do you miss it? by scadsofemotionin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 2 points3 points ago

1989 Toyota celica. The front tire blew out on the highway, lost control, spun a few times and totaled it in a ditch. Since the car was so low profile and heavy as shit, it didn't flip while I was going sideways at 80mph.

I miss it. I was a friggin' tank.

If in 3000 years the future civilization could look back at one youtube video, which would you want them to see? by Thedarkfallenonein AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 3 points4 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

You find yourself running for the U.S. Presidency, your Reddit username is discovered and your history exposed - the post (or comment) you're most stressed about becoming a headline is... by AnnitaDarlingin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 3 points4 points ago

People still give me Shit on reddit for this.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sr36a/i_once_shit_in_the_sink_of_a_public_bathroomgot/c4g9z8b?context=3

The vastness and complexity of space amazes me. What things completely boggle your mind? by Reginald-Jin AskReddit

[–]frozen_beer 3 points4 points ago

How fast we are moving through space. Our solar system is going something around 500,000 mph around the galactic core.

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