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Just made my girl come for the first time after 35 min. My dick hurts, but still. by PartTimeGangsterin sex

[–]foonly 2 points3 points ago

It rolls down her window?

I just shit my pants during a final exam. How can I go on living? by I_just_pooped_myselfin AskReddit

[–]foonly 8 points9 points ago

Now, clean it up!

ITAP of a Victorian House in a winter storm by kickstandin itookapicture

[–]foonly 3 points4 points ago

The owner has disabled downloading of their photos

ಠ_ಠ

Life after SOPA by vinsitein funny

[–]foonly 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said!

(I'm going to hell, aren't I?)

Okay, Which one of you work at Dim Sum King? by typesettin pics

[–]foonly 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Just saw that today.

(I'm also pretty sure the cartoon chef used to say "Y U No Like Dim Sum?")

gynecologists of Reddit.. What's the worst thing you've seen/most awkward experience by ProstheticBabein AskReddit

[–]foonly 2 points3 points ago

\switches to wooden shoehorn**

I am a makeup artist on a porn set. AMA by Mamamkupin IAmA

[–]foonly 7 points8 points ago

\buys 1000 Brita filters**

I am a makeup artist on a porn set. AMA by Mamamkupin IAmA

[–]foonly 1 point2 points ago

Me gusta.

What's a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about? by Chairboyin AskReddit

[–]foonly 1 point2 points ago

and face jail time.

DAE think that "let's watch a movie at your place" means "let's have sex"? by SpottedJackin sex

[–]foonly 6 points7 points ago

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If they make you come in on a Saturday, then they can fucking cope.

IDAP of my patronus... by anevilgiraffein IDAP

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It's too bad that you're a sloth and all, but at least your patronus is a sexy wizard chick...

Have you ever dated/hooked up with someone simply because you were flattered that they were interested in you? by janearcadein AskReddit

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I see what you allegedly did there.

What's a useful/cool skill that only takes five minutes to learn? by PunchSmackCowin AskReddit

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That cereal was supposed to last us till next spring! Now how shall we eat our weekly meal?

It's shit like this, Police Officers (possibly NSFW) by we_fuck_like_rabbitsin sex

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That would explain the robe and wizard hat...

I see what you did there Google+ by pandaren88in geek

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He's a friend to all who love life!

I see what you did there Google+ by pandaren88in geek

[–]foonly 22 points23 points ago

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USE Poh Shen TO DEFEAT DEATH!

Anyone interested in some educated sexual insight? by buu700in relationship_advice

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Don't focus at all. Lose yourself in sensation.

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Absolutely this. You're naturally good at so many things; the only thing you need to (re)learn is how to let go, to shove habit and your inner self-critic aside and let your true instincts take over.

ITAP of a lovely and romantic angle in Milan (Italy( by kc8in itookapicture

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Love it. The water looks like a painting...

So I saw a thread about the creepiest things you've ever done.. But it got me thinking, what's the creepiest thing that's ever happened to you? by nujurzy87in AskReddit

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It's Ouija, not Quija.

Imitation Ouija boards summon watered-down spirits...

Forever Alone Reddit Meetup by evangein pics

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humour

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