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Engineers Solve 80-Year Old Puzzle to Make Computer Modeling 100,000 Times Faster

foonly 11 points12 points 11 days ago[-]

And hoverboards in 2015!

Extraterrestrials have landed on Planet Earth. I have been chosen to represent the Human Race. What do I do? How do I React?

foonly 0 points1 point 11 days ago[-]

Well, clearly the people who chose you are frequent readers of this subreddit, so just be yourself!

Dear Reddit, I'm afraid I'm a closet hipster, what do I do?

foonly 0 points1 point 11 days ago[-]

She accidentally the whole PBR?

Dear Reddit, I'm afraid I'm a closet hipster, what do I do?

foonly 0 points1 point 11 days ago[-]

Ironically upvoted for good advice.

Sad day in the world of self stimulation.

foonly 32 points33 points 11 days ago[-]

With the loss of a loved one, it is common to feel a sense of emptiness, almost as though their passing left a hole inside you that nothing can fill.

Some emotions you may feel include:

  • Loneliness
  • Yearning
  • Horniness
  • Oral fixation
  • Desire to copulate with dashing and handsome redditors whose high comment karma indicates extreme reproductive fitness

It is very important to allow yourself to express these feelings. Physically. As soon as possible.

Here's an explanation of the boneheaded tax law that the guy who crashed the plane into the IRS building was upset about

foonly 0 points1 point 11 days ago[-]

Erm, I'm not a lawyer, but no, that law probably won't get you as part of a company of more than one person.

HOWEVER, a general partnership is possibly the most retarded way to structure a business known to man, and if one of your partners fucks up, you WILL ALL go bankrupt.

Japanese version of curling [NSFW]

foonly 1 point2 points 11 days ago[-]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IS SIX DEGREES!

Here's an explanation of the boneheaded tax law that the guy who crashed the plane into the IRS building was upset about

foonly 0 points1 point 18 days ago[-]

General partnership is just as bad as sole-proprietorship, except you're each individually and severally liable for anything the other guys do. And if one of them quits or dies, the partnership dissolves.

IANAL, but They'llANAL you harder if you don't form an LLC or an S-Corp.

Here's an explanation of the boneheaded tax law that the guy who crashed the plane into the IRS building was upset about

foonly 1 point2 points 18 days ago[-]

So if I hire my wife as a secretary then I'm ok?

But then you'd be banging your wife!

Zombies Vs. Rednecks

foonly 0 points1 point 18 days ago[-]

At least tell me that Herbert "Daring" Dashwood is ok!

Girls: What is your fave way to combat stress?

foonly 0 points1 point 18 days ago* [-]

My friend is awed at my ability to stare down tanks and chargers and keep shooting until they're dead.

Witches, on the other hand.... shudder

I went from being a millionaire to Food Stamps. AMA

foonly -1 points0 points 22 days ago[-]

"Your money... or KANCHO!"

Five Word Account

foonly 2 points3 points 22 days ago[-]

I see what you did... there.

I was born in the British aristocracy, and have been surrounded by some of the wealthiest, most powerful people alive all my life. AMA.

foonly 1 point2 points 22 days ago[-]

Nonsense!

It's the story of hard-working, first-generation immigrants making it big in the new country!

I am a McDonald's key executive. AMA.

foonly 0 points1 point 22 days ago[-]

Do an AMA!

Got six weeks? Try the hundred push ups training program

foonly 0 points1 point 22 days ago[-]

Sorry, this subthread is turtles all the way down.

Five Word Account

foonly 1 point2 points 22 days ago[-]

But five words aren't enough!

Zombie in my backyard!

foonly 1 point2 points 22 days ago[-]

loads an extra cartridge...

Zombies Vs. Rednecks

foonly 1 point2 points 22 days ago[-]

Any comment regarding the incident at the former Tenpenny Tower?

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