I'd buy a yurt, which is a large Mongolian tent. Big enough to house a family. Then, I'd go to a dispensary in Cali or Colorado, and buy all of the weed, hash, oils, and extracts they would sell. I'd probably do this at every dispencery in the area. I want like, at least ten pounds worth of some dank, potent bud.

Then, I'd invite some ladies over to my yurt, and start a fire. I'd dump all of the weed, hash, and extracts onto the fire. Then we'd sit in the room, inhaling the glorious cannabinoid filled smoke, before making love until the fire goes out.