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It should be mandatory to change lanes like this by BrazilianRiderin WTF

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

My dad had one--he loved it, said it handled better than any car he owned before or since.

It should be mandatory to change lanes like this by BrazilianRiderin WTF

[–]emjaysea 4 points5 points ago

Almost looks like a BMW 2002...

Men of Reddit: How much does "tight" really matter? (NSFW) by amazingboobiesin AskReddit

[–]emjaysea 2 points3 points ago

I've been with a few gals, some were easy, some not so much. My observation has been that typically bigger women (not fatter, bigger) tend to have bigger vaginae (fucking spell checker won't take vaginas, but vaginae is all good). It's too bad, too, 'cause I like wrestling an amazon woman now and then--they're super sexy! But if they're too big for me (or I'm too small for them), the sex just isn't that great. It's like screwing a cup of yogurt.

Men of Reddit: How much does "tight" really matter? (NSFW) by amazingboobiesin AskReddit

[–]emjaysea -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, but were their pussies tight?

You know, stay on topic, here, fella.

;)

This is a lemon. by Psyducksin WTF

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

I've seen lemons. That's not a lemon.

Why i'm not a republican. by nicoman37in environment

[–]emjaysea -3 points-2 points ago

Because you disagree with them? How profound.

Dreams of an English major by ItWillBeMinein funny

[–]emjaysea -3 points-2 points ago

It was a communications position when I started, so my degree got me in the door.

Dreams of an English major by ItWillBeMinein funny

[–]emjaysea 21 points22 points ago

Even Strunk & White agree that a comma-splice is acceptable when the two clauses are short and it's used for the sound and flow, or effect. Further, provided the comma-splice isn't actually a run-on sentence, there's nothing wrong with it per se. It's a matter of style.

Do you really want to do this, dip shit?

An old picture I colorized. (That's my grandpa in the back.) How'd I do? by emjayseain funny

[–]emjaysea[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yay, downvotes! 'Cause it's hilarious when In Living Color does it, but not some white guy on Reddit.

http://youtu.be/9mC0Nc5vXRQ

Dreams of an English major by ItWillBeMinein funny

[–]emjaysea 3 points4 points ago

But we could. US corporations are more profitable than ever, but their employees are not seeing an equitable return for their labor.

Dreams of an English major by ItWillBeMinein funny

[–]emjaysea 3 points4 points ago

Yes, let's build a nation without soul, comprised of persons who haven't been shown how to actually think for themselves. That's the best way to create a prosperous nation that other nations aspire to, that people want to live in.

Dreams of an English major by ItWillBeMinein funny

[–]emjaysea 5 points6 points ago

It's not funny, though, it's a tired old theme that many people actually believe, and it only goes to show a complete lack of understanding of the skills that studying literature and grammar and writing about it can bring to a person. I have two degrees in literature and I'm a web designer/site administrator by trade. I make good money and have great benefits.

Why I let my girlfriend drive to the bank. by Interminable_Turbinein funny

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

I'm still hoping for a chance to become desensitized! My ex had no ass to speak of. I joked I could set a cocktail up there while boning her doggy style. Yes, I'm coarse like that.

Why I let my girlfriend drive to the bank. by Interminable_Turbinein funny

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations on that fine derriere--I hope she enjoys the doggy style and the bleaching of the anus.

Why I let my girlfriend drive to the bank. by Interminable_Turbinein funny

[–]emjaysea 2 points3 points ago

She wouldn't have an ass like that if she were corn-fed!

Definition of CORN-FED

1: fed or fattened on grain (as corn) corn–fed hogs

2: looking well-fed : plump

Why I let my girlfriend drive to the bank. by Interminable_Turbinein funny

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, about five or six years ago most of the local ATMs were replaced by ones intended for vehicles much larger than mine. More US stupidity at play.

Why I let my girlfriend drive to the bank. by Interminable_Turbinein funny

[–]emjaysea 1 point2 points ago

Yeeee-Ha!!! I'm in Lansing mutherfuckers!!!

Why I let my girlfriend drive to the bank. by Interminable_Turbinein funny

[–]emjaysea 1 point2 points ago

just bare with me

We're getting naked???

Not again!

Yet another colorizing challenge: my grandpa back in 1931. He would have been 14 years old. He died recently at 90 years of age. Can ya help a fella out? by emjayseain pics

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like ಠ_ಠ, but then I kept coming back to it, and then finally I was like (^▽^)

Billions in Fines Don't Matter -- Here's How BP Should Be Punished for the Gulf Disaster: What is missing is a criminal prosecution that holds responsible the individuals who gambled with the lives of BP's contractors and the ecosystem of the Gulf of Mexico. by davidreiss666in environment

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

I agree the comparison to an act of war is out there, but if BP was deliberately negligent (and they were), at the very least, manslaughter, at the most, murder. Why not? Corporations want the rights of people without any of the social obligations.

Billions in Fines Don't Matter -- Here's How BP Should Be Punished for the Gulf Disaster: What is missing is a criminal prosecution that holds responsible the individuals who gambled with the lives of BP's contractors and the ecosystem of the Gulf of Mexico. by davidreiss666in environment

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I disagree. Whenever (or, almost whenever) they try to hold someone accountable, some patsy/scapegoat gets the blame, and then it's back to business as usual. I say, if they want their corporations to have the rights of people, they need to be held accountable as people are. Do something criminal? Company gets shut down for x amount of time. Cause someone's death due to deliberate negligence? That's life, assets seized and liquidated. Do that to a couple of companies and things would start to change in a hurry.

What environment do you guys use when developing HTML5, PHP, etc? by JoeyBananazin web_design

[–]emjaysea 1 point2 points ago

I prefer a mix of oxygen, nitrogen, and argon, served at right around 70 degrees Fahrenheit.

My sister went to a 18th birthday party with 3 friends where over 120 people RSVP'd and only the host, his parents and his girlfriend were there. What stories of complete social torture do you have? by mcartz33in AskReddit

[–]emjaysea 0 points1 point ago

If your school is in a rural area, like mine was, I'd wager all 700 had decided to gather together in a field with a keg or ten instead. And a fire. A really big, borderline out of control, fire.

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