<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title>Bacon - Nuff' Said...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/</link><description>This is sub-reddit for Bacon. This could be the most important sub-reddit, ever.</description><image><url>http://thumbs.reddit.com/t5_2qhpa.png?v=149814ca43b5c1c655b45f72be71ec86</url><title>Bacon - Nuff' Said...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/</link></image><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Anarchism/comments/par5h/they_live_anticonsumeristantifacist_scifi_movie/c3nx7vd</guid><title>ellimayhem on They Live - anti-consumerist/anti-facist sci-fi movie from the 80's</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Anarchism/comments/par5h/they_live_anticonsumeristantifacist_scifi_movie/c3nx7vd</link><dc:date>2012-02-04T14:41:54.846146-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>OK...but it&#39;s actually Keith David trying to force Roddy Piper to wear the glasses.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/p4vzz/somethings_wrong/c3ms234</guid><title>ellimayhem on something's wrong.....</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/p4vzz/somethings_wrong/c3ms234</link><dc:date>2012-02-01T03:53:48.299747-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>...internetipede?</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/p5grm/my_job_is_to_milk_live_black_widow_spiders_of/c3mryn7</guid><title>ellimayhem on My job is to &quot;milk&quot; live black widow spiders of their silk, here is what it looks like when I'm running the machine</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/p5grm/my_job_is_to_milk_live_black_widow_spiders_of/c3mryn7</link><dc:date>2012-02-01T03:27:15.070811-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Even understanding that they are female, I would not be able to resist standing over them going &amp;quot;No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die&amp;quot;</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/p1w2s/opinions_about_thongs/c3luwah</guid><title>ellimayhem on Opinions about thongs?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/p1w2s/opinions_about_thongs/c3luwah</link><dc:date>2012-01-29T14:39:35.730310-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I have always had the following Thong Theory: *All* underwear bunches up in your ass crack. Thongs merely reduce the amount of fabric that gets bunched up in your ass crack. However, it&#39;s a good idea to buy up a size from your other underwear to avoid the dreaded and deadly Thong Butthole Pinch. I prefer boy cut, however.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/op0g3/women_with_long_grey_hair_opinions/c3j8yf9</guid><title>ellimayhem on Women with long grey hair. Opinions?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/op0g3/women_with_long_grey_hair_opinions/c3j8yf9</link><dc:date>2012-01-21T13:58:59.705862-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Yeah, well common or not, it just seemed like a good idea to have someone somewhere in this conversation remind folks that patch tests are your friend, since I have seen what an allergy looks like and it&#39;s not fun. Since it seemed like people were interested in trying it for the first time.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/op0g3/women_with_long_grey_hair_opinions/c3j4jsz</guid><title>ellimayhem on Women with long grey hair. Opinions?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/op0g3/women_with_long_grey_hair_opinions/c3j4jsz</link><dc:date>2012-01-21T01:44:22.596498-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I have a friend who had a very bad allergic to henna painting and now has the design in a scar. Just because it&#39;s natural doesn&#39;t mean you can skip the patch test. I&#39;m sure she is really glad she didn&#39;t discover the allergy all over her head.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/opuhk/the_simpsons_today_vs_15_years_ago/c3j4hfe</guid><title>ellimayhem on The Simpsons: today vs. 15 years ago.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/opuhk/the_simpsons_today_vs_15_years_ago/c3j4hfe</link><dc:date>2012-01-21T01:30:41.996449-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Less secondary animation overall, yes.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/oouv2/the_7_people_that_hate_your_kids/c3j11op</guid><title>ellimayhem on The 7 people that hate your kids</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/oouv2/the_7_people_that_hate_your_kids/c3j11op</link><dc:date>2012-01-20T17:46:24.964347-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>You don&#39;t have to be a dick about it to be annoyed by entitled people who think their parenthood trumps the needs and rights of everyone around them, which is honestly how most of this list read to me. She definitely doesn&#39;t invite my goodwill with her holier than thou little fucking attitude. Maybe that, and not &amp;quot;childism&amp;quot;, is why people around her noticeably cringe at being in her vicinity as she describes.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ojejk/an_open_letter_to_the_fat_girl_i_saw_at_hot_yoga/c3ht723</guid><title>ellimayhem on An Open Letter to the Fat Girl I Saw at Hot Yoga in New York City (xpost to r/yoga)</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/ojejk/an_open_letter_to_the_fat_girl_i_saw_at_hot_yoga/c3ht723</link><dc:date>2012-01-16T13:35:39.152958-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Thanks - I always have to remind people of this when the try to recommend yoga to me. It does not go well with degerative disc disorder. Heck, I can&#39;t even sit in the basic position without incredible pain.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Hypothyroidism/comments/ogl2p/scumbag_hypothyroidism/c3h2m6c</guid><title>ellimayhem on Scumbag hypothyroidism....</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Hypothyroidism/comments/ogl2p/scumbag_hypothyroidism/c3h2m6c</link><dc:date>2012-01-14T01:21:20.624881-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I find that if I take my synthroid an hour before I get up (second alarm for it) and take the B-complex at lunch, that&#39;s enough separation for good absorption but doesn&#39;t keep me from falling asleep at my usual time (I work evenings so I sleep odd hours anyhow).</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/ofqeh/who_will_take_care_of_us_when_were_old/c3h0x3b</guid><title>ellimayhem on Who Will Take Care of Us When We're Old?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/ofqeh/who_will_take_care_of_us_when_were_old/c3h0x3b</link><dc:date>2012-01-13T21:25:33.913240-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Can&#39;t tell if bingo... or sarcasm</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/entertainment/comments/ofknb/the_simpsons_at_500_what_are_your_favourite/c3gwl91</guid><title>ellimayhem on The Simpsons at 500: what are your favourite episodes? -- As The Simpsons nears its milestone 500th episode, we're compiling a list of the Guardian's 10 favourite episodes – and we need your suggestions</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/entertainment/comments/ofknb/the_simpsons_at_500_what_are_your_favourite/c3gwl91</link><dc:date>2012-01-13T14:00:35.320923-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Lisa&#39;s Wedding and Old Money are my two favorites.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/offk5/he_says_he_wants_kids_but_does_he_mean_i_want_you/c3gw7cm</guid><title>ellimayhem on He Says He Wants Kids – But Does He Mean, “I want YOU to have kids”?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/offk5/he_says_he_wants_kids_but_does_he_mean_i_want_you/c3gw7cm</link><dc:date>2012-01-13T13:26:08.218104-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Wow, but clearly you think it&#39;s just dandy to hate on feminists. Guess what? *The experience of being childfree is fraught with bias based on gender, race, nationality, sexual orientation, and a myriad of other cultural pigeonholes*. And the only way to even *begin* to change that is to point them out and talk about them. Which is why the agency of the status quo constantly strives to marginalize those who speak up. I wouldn&#39;t have been bothered if your criticism had just been &amp;quot;This is a gross generalization that doesn&#39;t further this dialouge&amp;quot;. Instead you counter with a second gross generalization that doesn&#39;t further this dialouge. And really, without feminism we wouldn&#39;t have the choice to be childfree, because women would not have the tenaciously slipping right to choose birth control and abortion that allow us to not simply be bred like cattle. We also wouldn&#39;t have the right to vote, or earn and keep our own money, or exist as independent beings. Hop a DeLorean back 200 years and tell me how much harm feminism has done us all, before you decide it&#39;s a topic that has no place being discussed in a childfree community.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/women/comments/odzl4/most_runway_models_meet_the_bmi_criteria_for/c3gm5h2</guid><title>ellimayhem on 'Most runway models meet the BMI criteria for anorexia', claims plus-size magazine in powerful comment on body image in the fashion industry</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/women/comments/odzl4/most_runway_models_meet_the_bmi_criteria_for/c3gm5h2</link><dc:date>2012-01-12T16:21:29.360772-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>&amp;gt;&#39;I don’t think the fashion world should support obesity, just as I don’t think it should support anorexia.&#39; Right, everyone who falls away from the center of the bell curve just *deserves* to have absolutely nothing well-fitting or appealing to wear. /eyeroll</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o9nzq/i_just_need_to_get_this_off_my_chest/c3fmxu5</guid><title>ellimayhem on I just need to get this off my chest.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o9nzq/i_just_need_to_get_this_off_my_chest/c3fmxu5</link><dc:date>2012-01-09T20:42:11.351413-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Maybe there are too many people scrolling on by and too few exercising their downvote option here. Maybe we should all use our downvotes as well as our upvotes to define what we consider substance. I&#39;m sort of sensing that perhaps a lot of us are allowing things to slide in those directions by doing what seems polite to us. I wonder what the front page (*edit:2X front page, that is) would look like if everyone who used to scroll past things we considered without substance started actually downvoting them. Just a thought.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/BodyAcceptance/comments/o5vy3/georgia_thinks_shaming_fat_children_is_the_way_to/c3eq8se</guid><title>ellimayhem on Georgia thinks shaming fat children is the way to help them [TW for shaming and bullying]</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/BodyAcceptance/comments/o5vy3/georgia_thinks_shaming_fat_children_is_the_way_to/c3eq8se</link><dc:date>2012-01-06T21:25:30.894701-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I&#39;ve seen one of the billboards. I salute it with my middle finger every time I drive past it.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/o5oi7/wtf_streetview_look_up/c3eq6w4</guid><title>ellimayhem on wtf streetview. Look up!</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/WTF/comments/o5oi7/wtf_streetview_look_up/c3eq6w4</link><dc:date>2012-01-06T21:18:56.594206-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>It hangs in the air in much the same way that bricks don&#39;t.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/o4w5u/just_got_this_letter_from_my_hoa_the_fuck/c3ee5vf</guid><title>ellimayhem on Just got this letter from my HOA. The fuck?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/funny/comments/o4w5u/just_got_this_letter_from_my_hoa_the_fuck/c3ee5vf</link><dc:date>2012-01-05T20:57:18.478850-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I used to live in a warehouse where the landlords had dealt with the outer grassy patches of the lot by putting in a herd of goats. They were awesome! We used to all feed them bits of veggies and stuff. And baby goats are lethally cute. This is actually a really cool solution on your HOA&#39;s part.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o2ro6/smart_is_only_appreciated_for_so_long/c3dyn59</guid><title>ellimayhem on Smart is only appreciated for so long...</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o2ro6/smart_is_only_appreciated_for_so_long/c3dyn59</link><dc:date>2012-01-04T15:22:23.620545-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>The day my dad told me he preferred my MFA to grandchildren was a happy day indeed. Then again I have been pretty up front about &amp;quot;you won&#39;t be having any grandchildren&amp;quot; with my folks, and they have been wonderfully accepting of my life choices. They do love their grand-doggies.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/nxh7v/this_is_how_ill_be_spending_new_years_eve/c3crtoy</guid><title>ellimayhem on This is how I'll be spending New Years Eve. Everybody please stay safe.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/pics/comments/nxh7v/this_is_how_ill_be_spending_new_years_eve/c3crtoy</link><dc:date>2011-12-31T12:28:39.989360-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Aye aye sir! I have planned responsibly - we booked a hotel room right by the party we are attending for less than the cab both ways from home would have cost! Hope you have a quiet and uneventful new year, and thank you for all you do to help people when they need it most.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/nvau0/single_best_predictor_of_bankruptcy_is_having_kids/c3cdskk</guid><title>ellimayhem on Single Best Predictor of Bankruptcy is having Kids</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/nvau0/single_best_predictor_of_bankruptcy_is_having_kids/c3cdskk</link><dc:date>2011-12-30T01:29:03.718547-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I sense that this woman did not foot the bill for childbirth. That alone can bankrupt the uninsured.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/ntjqb/childfree_pride_or_breederbashing/c3bvcyb</guid><title>ellimayhem on Child-Free Pride Or Breeder-Bashing?</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/childfree/comments/ntjqb/childfree_pride_or_breederbashing/c3bvcyb</link><dc:date>2011-12-28T11:11:59.619336-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>&amp;quot;MOO&amp;quot; is an acronym for &amp;quot;Mother Obsessed with Offspring&amp;quot;; refers not to all mothers but that subset of them who just can&#39;t seem to carry on a conversation about anything but their kids. We&#39;ve all been trapped in a conversation with someone like this. Not to say people haven&#39;t misused it in the way you construe, but the etymology of the term is a more specific description of an annoying behavior, rather than an omnibus insult for all mothers.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Filmmakers/comments/nra4g/teach_anyone_to_be_a_script_supervisor_in_3/c3bc7j1</guid><title>ellimayhem on Teach anyone to be a script supervisor in 3 minutes. Now go find a cute script girl who wants to be on your set.</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/Filmmakers/comments/nra4g/teach_anyone_to_be_a_script_supervisor_in_3/c3bc7j1</link><dc:date>2011-12-26T13:26:29.146264-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>I would like to add to the litany of disappointment here the sickening sexism in the link text. Otherwise I think you covered it nicely there.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/nmrqp/diva_cup_rage/c3ax9ya</guid><title>ellimayhem on Diva Cup Rage</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/nmrqp/diva_cup_rage/c3ax9ya</link><dc:date>2011-12-24T15:26:38.166679-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Well, to be fair I&#39;ve had an endometrial ablation so I don&#39;t bleed much at all. There isn&#39;t enough to pour anything out. So I wrap a little tissue paper around it and put in the trash can - I also reuse plastic grocery bags as bin liners, so it&#39;s tie and toss come garbage day. Everyone&#39;s mileage may vary. I was just sharing another option, because it&#39;s one that works for me and hadn&#39;t been mentioned in this discussion as yet.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/np3qg/the_problem/c3ax8pm</guid><title>ellimayhem on the problem</title><link>http://www.baconbuzz.com/r/comics/comments/np3qg/the_problem/c3ax8pm</link><dc:date>2011-12-24T15:21:36.024673-07:00-0700</dc:date><description>Yes... it&#39;s good to acknowledge that everyone has problems, but just because there are people out there with worse pain doesn&#39;t negate or invalidate one&#39;s own. Those who like to present this argument to someone who is clearly having difficulty are themselves pretty much pulling a dick move, because they choose to treat those who are suffering with condescension instead of compassion. It&#39;s a covert way to kick people when they are down under the guise of concern trolling. At least, that is how I see it, YMMV.</description></item></channel></rss>
