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Powerful. Enjoy. by SeeminglyLostin motorcycles

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

That's a shitty parking spot for the MDs.

Are white people allowed to say "nigga" when it's part of the rap lyrics at karaoke? by pastoraliain AskReddit

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

You are customarily obligated to use the word "jigaboo" instead of "nigga" in karaoke situations.

I have been saving up for this day. by J9KTin trees

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

How do you keep your birds from pooping inside your house?

My friend has terminal cancer and may die by June. I’m trying to fulfill one of his last wishes. Is there any way to obtain a copy of a book that hasn’t been released yet? (Letter to Harry Turtledove attached) by kivakidin AskReddit

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

Nice try plot from The Devil Wears Prada!

Black People on Reddit, what are your best white people Jokes? by LastResortXLin AskReddit

[–]eldy_ 4 points5 points ago

Jokes on you! Black people can't read or write!

Bibimbap with Bulgogi - Best. Korean. Food. Ever. by MrsPumpkincrookin food

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

You forget the kalbi.

What Disney Princes Teach Men About Attracting Women by thingstuffin funny

[–]eldy_ 1 point2 points ago

Nay, it was a euphemism for anal sex.

So I am online searching for foreclosures...I find this cute little house on a realtor's website (top pic) and I look up the address on Google Maps... by FISArocksin funny

[–]eldy_ 11 points12 points ago

Q: What's a word that begins with the letter "N" that you should never call black people?

A: Neighbor.

My girlfriend and a lost puppy we found in South Korea by Travissimoin aww

[–]eldy_ -7 points-6 points ago

Lost puppy? More like found dinner!

"After drilling for two decades through more than two miles of antarctic ice, Russian scientists are on the verge of entering a vast, dark lake that hasn’t been touched by light for more than 20 million years." by reddit4in science

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

Insert virgin joke here

He does this every time I leave for work, and it breaks my heart. Every. Time. by Ninshain pics

[–]eldy_ 4 points5 points ago

maybe it's a hoarder's house

seems legit. looks like i'm buying a ps3 by GeoffTheHeroin gaming

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like religion to me

I love January. by katemariebin LosAngeles

[–]eldy_ -1 points0 points ago

you can smell the mexicans a mile away

I love January. by katemariebin LosAngeles

[–]eldy_ 3 points4 points ago

he wants an 18 incher in his ass.

Reddit, in less than 24 hours you have raised over $65,000 for the Faraja Orphanage. Thank you! by TheLakein pics

[–]eldy_ 180 points181 points ago

Guys, stop oxidizing him!

Engineer sucked into a jet turbine [NSFL] by AmanitaMuscariain WTF

[–]eldy_ -1 points0 points ago

That'll buff right out.

From the city of Cleveland. Legislative Department by Mind_Virusin WTF

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

"nigger"

Be ready in 5... Seconds. Morning head [Pre-Order] by jacksoniumin shutupandtakemymoney

[–]eldy_ 30 points31 points ago

Use a towel.

wrap it around your neck and shoulders like they do at a salon. turn on your shower and stick your head in the water stream and work the water in with your hands. fold the towel up when your hair is wet and dry as usual.

From the city of Cleveland. Legislative Department by Mind_Virusin WTF

[–]eldy_ -2 points-1 points ago

Jokes on him. Arsenio can't read!

Why are objects closer than they appear only in the passenger side mirror of a car? by eldy_in answers

[–]eldy_[S] 1 point2 points ago

Excellent!

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Why are objects closer than they appear only in the passenger side mirror of a car? (self.answers)

submitted ago by eldy_ to answers

You're designing your dream house: what's the one feature you'd include to make it totally badass? by zxoin AskReddit

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

Yardhouse in Long Beach

us 9 years ago, and us today. by helloxkittyin aww

[–]eldy_ -10 points-9 points ago

Does the carpet match the drapes on that bitch?

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Best way to approach error on credit report? (self.personalfinance)

submitted ago by eldy_ to personalfinance

LPT: Seal plastic bags airtight with an iron and aluminum foil. by gastropumpin LifeProTips

[–]eldy_ 0 points1 point ago

Use a Ziploc and don't open it. LOL

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