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A new record for failed Reality Checks. by MkfShardin LucidDreaming

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

That sounds like something I'd try. Just to see what it's like. But yeah, I've done the finger counting check before and had it work, but that dream was just not having it.

A new record for failed Reality Checks. by MkfShardin LucidDreaming

[–]ediblePoly 1 point2 points ago

I actually failed both the counting fingers and closed nose reality checks in one dream. Ended up going about the dream as normal even though it was quite obviously a dream. Disappointing.

Has anyone ever tried to kill themselves in an LD? by secretlypoopingin LucidDreaming

[–]ediblePoly 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't lucid, but I died in a dream once. Probably more than once, but the one time sticks out. I was driving my grammy's Ford galaxy on the highway and crashed into something. I felt everything, including the steering column crushing my chest. Everything got cold and I sort of slipped out of my body as I bled out. I rose up a bit and kinda hovered over the car watching the carnage. It felt real and I was legitimately worried that I was dead. I ended up forcing myself awake and jolted up in bed covered in sweat.

Have you ever almost been killed? by jqrd4nin AskReddit

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

never broken a bone. named metalmanx. I have a theory...

What would you REALISTICALLY do if you have 24 hours left to live starting RIGHT NOW. by talismansain AskReddit

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

Sleep. Eat. Masturbate. Eat more. Masturbate more. Eat again. Browse reddit, maybe post an ama. Call my family to say goodbye. And then play video games until death.

This is what I expect to flash before my eyes when I die. by lallerin funny

[–]ediblePoly 2 points3 points ago

I had innumerable dreams about robot Hitler thanks to that game.

My favorite Minifigure Re-imagined (By Guido Kuip) by Obj_solidin lego

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

Awesome art. He was one of my favorites too. I even had the keychain version of him.

Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... by faaaaancyin Jokes

[–]ediblePoly 6 points7 points ago

Women are like phone chargers I date?

I prevented a rape last night at a party, at my house... ever have a moment of heroism, and then realize it later? by thatfreaksamin AskReddit

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

Good on you for saving a kid from drowning. I almost drowned as a kid myself.

Sidenote: "hit the pool. Got there only to discover it was empty." made me think that the pool had been drained. The story was making zero sense until I realized that you meant that it was empty of people not empty of water.

My little sister was actually trying to prove a point to her friends by Reallytellmeaboutitin ragecomics

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

Wait a tic... If you "never asked her... even to this day" then how do you know she was "trying to prove a point to her friends"?

I was visited by the Old Hag tonight. It wasn't that frightening, to be honest. by DownvotesYourMomin LucidDreaming

[–]ediblePoly 1 point2 points ago

I assume that by "The Old Hag", he means "The Old Hag". It's one of the common visual hallucinations that can accompany sleep paralysis.

One Of My Few Actual Fears by samanthakm9in creepy

[–]ediblePoly 9 points10 points ago

Not really. It's how the human brain works. If it weren't so common, I'd actually be worried that a real old hag might show up and try to suck face with me in my sleep.

Listen to the facts by ChinchillasXOXOin ragecomics

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

My old friend's father actually used to use beer instead of milk when he ate his fruity pebbles. Sounds disgusting to me, but from what I hear he loved it.

I hate my generation. by cvs823in funny

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

I kinda wish this was true. That'd be awesome.

since our "rag bag" was full, i decided to recycle our remaining old tee shirts into a quilt! by marshmallowbluesin Frugal

[–]ediblePoly 1 point2 points ago

I still wear the same size shirt since middle school and I'm 29 now; outgrowing a shirt is a foreign concept for me. But yeah, good to see the shirts getting a new life instead of just getting tossed.

since our "rag bag" was full, i decided to recycle our remaining old tee shirts into a quilt! by marshmallowbluesin Frugal

[–]ediblePoly 3 points4 points ago

I saw them both and was kinda angry that you ruined them. But you're preserving them in a way so I'm not angry.

Weapons fail me in all of my dreams. by RoboPimpin Dreams

[–]ediblePoly 0 points1 point ago

I'm on my phone, so I'm not going to go into detail... but I once had a zombie dream in which I pulled a gun (I don't even own one) to shoot a zombie and there was no bang but the zombie fell over anyway. It was similar to other dreams where I've punched people with a pulled punch but it still had the effect. I don't know what any of it means. And that zombie dream ended with Randy Quaid finding me and my family in a basement and offering us a baby to eat. Weird shit happens in my dreams...

3D Character [A]rtist looking for full-time work opportunity by ediblePolyin gameDevClassifieds

[–]ediblePoly[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the well-wishes. Hope you find someone that can help you (I'm not too fond of my animations otherwise I'd offer my assistance anyway).

Does anyone know why we capitalize "I", but not "you"? by Martin_The_Warriorin AskReddit

[–]ediblePoly 1 point2 points ago

I'd wager that this is the case. Using German as an example; informal "you" is "du" whilst the formal/proper/respectful/whatehaveyou "you" is "Sie". English was probably like that as well. Sidenote and sort of related, "you" used to be the formal "you" whilst "thou" was the casual form. The Christian bible was written using "thou" to appeal more to the common folk of the time.

Does anyone have any good online dating horror stories? by sanslumierein AskReddit

[–]ediblePoly 1 point2 points ago

You invited him into your house, not into your vagina. There's a pretty huge difference there. He went too far; in no way was it your fault.

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