I'm speechless.

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Well, they do have this

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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Oh, that was the spermicide.

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Get back to work, Mr. President! TPS Reports don't collate themselves!

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When will she pose nude?!!!

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It doesn't matter if they are good or kind. What you say or do around them can lead to serious legal consequences whether you like them or not.

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Two words: Erectile Dysfunction

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Just tell people it was cranberry juice. It worked in American Psycho.

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Me too! "Oh you're hot....you're really hot! ...OW! HOT! HOT! HOT!"

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Don't be fooled like in the first game. I'm sure she will get out of the lab and may get into the real world of the future.

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dude, set it up like this:

[spoiler](/s"The spoiler text goes here")

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Why isn't Desmond one of the Jacob's variables if the rules don't apply to him?

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What is wrong with these people?! Those hikers are way too nonchalant.

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I will personally kill the time-child and eat his entrails on my tummy!

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I'm hoping Conan will come out with a website soon so we can get more info. April isn't that far away.

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Conan's sketch, did that remind anyone of how the Daily Show does those remote news stories?

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I would have had some eggs. I love eggs!

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She mentioned it in the video. Or is my mind playing tricks on me?

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Is there something mysterious going on about this? She gets asked permission on her myspace and then said she had to make a twitter account. http://newsroom.mtv.com/2010/03/06/conan-obrien-twitter-2/

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When it comes to having to walk everywhere, I'll take flat over mountains any day.

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You weren't invited :(

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Who cares about Twilight? More Lost questions!

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Why did he ask to leave the show?

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I prefer how Owls do that kind of hunting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yps7pgq1TAk

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When the dress comes down, how does no one recognize the string attached?

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I was expecting a LOST themed Ipod Touch.

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