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An oldie but a goodie: The 40 worst Rob Liefeld drawings. by feedthecollapsein comics

[–]dylansan 0 points1 point ago

Nearly did a spit take at "THAT IS ONLY ONE LEG."

Also, I'm going to make a comic and name on of the characters Dieblow. Wish me luck.

Japanese textbook explains Canadians by Contrapunctus_XIVin funny

[–]dylansan 0 points1 point ago

I remember this book from a webcomic by a guy who teaches English in Japan.

Here's the comic including the page from the OP. Notice the different text (and better joke).

Asked my elementary school crush to prom this year. by goosefishin pics

[–]dylansan 2 points3 points ago

Sorry :(

I thought Doug references were always a good thing.

Ignorant doctor rage by discoviviin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dylansan 37 points38 points ago

Is that where Maggie and the Ferocious Beast got it?

Asked my elementary school crush to prom this year. by goosefishin pics

[–]dylansan -8 points-7 points ago

Ooooo weeee ooooo Killer Tofu.

FTFY

How does one comic? by PrimoTheProin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dylansan 16 points17 points ago

Ice is 100% water. Spiders can walk on ice. Therefore, spiders are Jesus.

Start worshiping.

Showed this photo to my friends and they both said "That's a game?" by TheExoticFruitin GT5

[–]dylansan 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that one of the promo shots for the game when it first came out?

The graphics have only gotten better since then.

Boredom on Reddit by breaker33in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dylansan 0 points1 point ago

Reddit just distracts you from boredom. It doesn't actually stop you from being bored.

The Bible says "Do Not Fear" by FredWampyin atheism

[–]dylansan 1 point2 points ago

I thought he meant 21 one times and then only 602 pages or the 22nd read through.

If you read it 21 times and it says it 17 times per read through, that's only 357, leaving 8 times you need to read it in the next read through. Thus, the amount you have to read in the 22nd read through is determined by the location of the eighth time it is mentioned in the book.

I don't think you understand how to play. by directdefiancein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dylansan 31 points32 points ago

We found sleeves in a coatless place.

We found brains in a lobeless place.

We found aliens in a probeless place.

We found Earth in a globeless place.

We watched TV in a remoteless place.

We made references in a quoteless place.

We got elected in a voteless place.

We got distracted in a TVtropesless place.

We found stomach cancer in a esophagogastroduodenoscopeless place.

I'm sorry.

EDIT: One more:

We got married in an elopeless place.

Sorry again. :(

Edit: We found Africa in a Cape-of-Good-Hope-less place.

The Bible says "Do Not Fear" by FredWampyin atheism

[–]dylansan 2 points3 points ago

This would only work assuming fear is mentioned 8 times in the first 602.823484 pages. Someone is going to have to figure out where the eighth mention is and tell us where exactly to stop.

Like a LOLLY POP! by ShinyWisenheimerin funny

[–]dylansan 3 points4 points ago

STOP LICKING THINGS I LIKE!

My painting of Neil Patrick Harris. Criticisms welcome. by Hara-Kiriin pics

[–]dylansan 1 point2 points ago

That actually seems plausible.

Left it in the dryer too long by pukeoramain funny

[–]dylansan 4 points5 points ago

It shrinks?

If I leave my fan on all day, will it eventually run out of air? by SNUFFY123in shittyaskscience

[–]dylansan 3 points4 points ago

No, stupid. The fan makes air. It doesn't get rid of it. ಠ_ಠ

My mom told me to read this book after I came out. (All of my wut) by LukeHasAimbotin atheism

[–]dylansan 1 point2 points ago

There's been plenty of posts here about people who came out as gay and had family problems for religious reasons as a result.

Did it bother anyone else that this guy's shape only had 4 sides? by robhalin adventuretime

[–]dylansan 2 points3 points ago

There's some confusion in these comments.

The shape of the thing in the episode is a tetrahedron, or triangular pyramid. It only has four sides.

A square pyramid has five sides. But that's not what's in the episode.

Therefore, OP is bothered because they showed 5 clips when the solid he is holding only has four sides with which to display them.

Airplane porn by TheSundayRagecomicin WTF

[–]dylansan 186 points187 points ago

Some of these are funny. Like, haha, that's an interesting take.

The others are like... someone only drew this because they are turned on by airplanes.

The original Bad Luck Brian by GingerOnTheLoosein funny

[–]dylansan 4 points5 points ago

Practically everyone on that show was a Bad Luck Brian to some extent. The Eds, obviously, but also Johnny and Rolf to some extent. Pretty much everyone gets hurt in this episode.

What my little niece showed me today. Some guy sent her this letter. :) by notsurewhatiamin pics

[–]dylansan 3 points4 points ago

Alfonso u go out width mi

NOPE NOPE NOPE by Xenooin gaming

[–]dylansan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah...don't play Spore then.

Anyone Else Hear This Analogy/Excuse? by linoleum79in atheism

[–]dylansan 1 point2 points ago

Now that you're old enough to think for yourself, maybe you could tell your mom to lighten up and let your aunt at least talk to you about it. Maybe you can explain your position and she might get a better understanding of why you don't believe. Who knows, maybe she won't feel so bad.

Then again, I don't know your aunt. She might be insane, and the whole thing could just lead to nasty arguments. It's up to you, of course.

Found this guy hanging out in out cereal. by robosillsin funny

[–]dylansan 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure step two will suffice for step three.

These are gutless, horrible on gas mileage, and teensy tiny, but ever since I went to Japan, I've wanted one. by Stealth_Cowin Autos

[–]dylansan 3 points4 points ago*

Kei cars are my favorite things, I really want to buy one.

Daihatsu, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Honda, Nissan.

Tiny, slow, but ultra cute, they have a nice appeal

To little girls but also geeks who love automobiles.

My favorite is the Honda Beat but I like Cappuccinos,

And then the AZ-1 is like a small Ferrari Enzo.

I like the Alto, Move, and Copen, but my heart is full

Of love for classics like the 360, and the Carol.

Oh how I wish I could own one, but outside of Japan,

It's really hard to get your hands on Honda's Life Step Van.

Kei cars are my favorite things, they fill my life with glee,

But right now I can only drive them on my PS3.

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