What's you favorite corny joke/pun?

nerdtastic91686 · 14 days

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion.

doppleganger2621 · 14 days

My Alphas aren't really that close to my 511s. It's not as tight in the thighs or in the leg. I actually prefer the fit of the Alphas. I had heard them being compared to the 511s and since I like my 511s wanted to try them out.

I actually prefer the fit of the Alphas and think that there is certainly a better comparison out there than the 511s. I realize that we're talking about two different types of pants here, but the Alphas aren't really that much like the 511s.

doppleganger2621 · 15 days

Thanks, fixed that. Also, I believe it's the Dockers D1 that are compared to 514s.

Sik_1 · 15 days

Under NC's state's constitution, the only legally recognized union is marriage between one man and one woman. This means gay marriage, yes, is banned, but so are civil unions, or domestic partnerships between gay or straight.

So if you're in man a domestic partnership with a woman and she's in the hospital dying, guess what? You don't have visitation rights anymore!

They chose to amend their constitution because it requires a whole constitution-amending process if they should ever want to change it in the future.

mike8787 · 15 days

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/gay-marriage-americans-obama-evolving-issue/story?id=16312739

mike8787 · 15 days

I know this sounds crass, but as older people start, well, dying off, marriage equality is going to be more probable.

Over 60% of Americans born after 1980 support marriage equality. It's around 31% if you were born before 1945.

mike8787 · 15 days

Gallup polling from earlier this week.

mike8787 · 15 days

Thankfully, unlike 2004, a majority of Americans don't like when you act batshit crazy against gay marriage.

mike8787 · 15 days

A majority of Americans support marriage equality, including 57% of independents.

EDIT: Though I suppose at exactly 50%, it's more like a plurality, since 48% oppose, but you get the picture.

mike8787 · 15 days

Hey! We're evolving, okay...

aeam513 · 16 days

Just gotta watch out, two year olds are that perfect height where they can run their heads right into your crotch.

aeam513 · 16 days

Coming in the front door from a day at work and my two year-old running into my legs saying, "I love my daddy."

TwentyTwoNZ · 16 days

I upvoted you solely because of your username.

TwentyTwoNZ · 16 days

I always greatly enjoyed this

This is a little longer video, but still pretty creepy.

TwentyTwoNZ · 16 days

Jesus H. Christ.

I was like, "How scary could this be?" and then I actually yelped while watching it at work.

Wyrdash · 16 days

I would seriously obsess about it too.

I mean, if I found out I was going to die in a car wreck...I'd pretty much have an anxiety attack every time I got in a car.

gilink · 16 days

For blogs, read Andrew Sullivan's Daily Dish. First off, I love Andrew Sullivan, but his blog provides both a blend of personal commentary and news (especially from the rest of the blogosphere). Secondly, it's not all politics/news all the time, there's also psychology, sociology, history, etc. The Dish is probably my most-read website.

PepSupChOth · 16 days

Oh God, I've never even thought of this one.

PepSupChOth · 17 days

Reasons?

PepSupChOth · 17 days

I imagine the number of divorce attorney suicides would likely spike. Or even better, think about the death of the man in a 1 man, 5 woman marriage...splitting up all that property and assets.

PepSupChOth · 17 days

Indeed. Children are remarkably able to understand what love is and looks like, and if they haven't been taught that only a man and woman can be in love, they are likely to understand that men can love other men and women can love women.

PepSupChOth · 17 days

Slippery slope is plagued by transitivity of implication.

If things were givens, slippery slope can be valid, but it's not a given that same-sex marriage leads to polygamy, leads to legalized marrying of animals. In no country where same-sex marriage is legal has polygamy subsequently been legalized, so right there, the assumption that gay marriage------->polygamy is invalid.

Same-sex marriage does not lead to polygamy. Can polygamists argue that because same-sex marriage is legal, then their relationships should also be legalized? They certainly can do so, but simply by saying A leads to B, therefore A shouldn't be accepted is not a valid argument.

PepSupChOth · 17 days

WHAT WILL I TELL MY SON WHEN HE ASKS WHY THOSE TWO MEN ARE HOLDING HANDS?!

doppleganger2621

TROPHY CASE

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